Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

The sunset glowed on the lush green pasture as the wind blew, and a few horses galloped past.

Under the Seven Days Statue of the Great Oak Tree, the ragged Lisa leaned against Jiang Yi and yawned loudly.

Jiang Yi sat on the steps with his hands crossed and a serious expression, staring at the ants crawling on the ground.

As if...afterwards?

This was indeed the aftermath of the "Dian Yi Dian" game, and the clothes-tearing battle had already happened two hours ago.

Lisa, who was mentally and physically exhausted, fell asleep in his arms after she said those "confessions".

Now, just woke up.

And before going to bed, he deliberately emphasized, "Don't repair my clothes! I will use this as evidence to prove that you bullied me, and tell Qin."

Jean is Barbara's sister, and telling Jean would mean telling her parents.

Yes! Based on the relationship between me and Barbara, Qin is also my sister.

"However, if you dare to continue to tear it apart... I will... have no choice but to obey you. Little cutie, big cutie... please be more spirited."

Lisa adjusted her witch hat with a smile on her face and tilted her snow-white swan neck, revealing a unique charm and fragility.

But Jiang Yi just felt creepy.

"The sun is shining..."

"rest assured……"

"When the time comes, my relationship with everyone... we'll talk about it later. I believe that my lovely Honorary Knight can solve the troublesome love disputes."

She held up her pink cheeks and emphasized the ending of her voice.

Feeling the comfortable breeze, looking at the dandelions in the distance.

There were originally quite a few tourists under the big tree in the windy place, but she asked Jiang Yi to make it rain heavily to drive everyone away. She also used the magic of "repelling Muggles" to prevent tourists from coming to disturb her.

This is the witch's willfulness.

"correct!"

"How many girlfriends do you have?"

"When can you introduce all of them to me, sister?"

"What step have you reached?"

“Who’s progressing the fastest?”

"Holding hands? Kissing? Or... being kinky?"

Lisa narrowed her emerald eyes, smiled and touched the brown hair that fell on her chest with her hand. There was a purple rose on the hair that was intact and delicate.

Her whole temperament exudes the maturity and charm of a big sister next door.

The fragrance exhaled simply accelerates the secretion of human hormones.

To be honest, beautiful girls are the best at deceiving people.

and so……

Jiang Yi had a cool head. Every question here was a question that a "spy using the beauty trap" would ask.

After thinking carefully, I wondered who Lisa would gather intelligence for.

After the authority of wisdom analyzed, the suspect was "Qin", who did not come out after the door was opened today. Did Captain Qin hear what Leila and I said?

——All of this is “Captain Qin’s mission”!!

Lisa is using her body as a tool to help me answer her questions with my "playboy brain"? But you are underestimating the "lover".

The love saint did not die from seduction, but from the truth.

The exposed skin is not even as much as the most conservative swimsuit. Do you think I will believe your lies?

Obey me?

Ha ha.

If you say this, I can only say one more thing, Aunt Lisa, please respect yourself.

You used to see me naked every day, but I never bothered you.

It also provides you with research data on whether "bioelectric stimulation of human muscles can directly build powerful strength."

"Eh?"

"No need to look for little Cole."

Lisa swiped the jade slip: "Ying, little Paimon, little Cole and Sugar are playing a puzzle game together."

"Let me see……"

"Please find me the flowers that don't exist, and the guide who will never get lost. Please find me the loyal person who won't lie, and the legend that will never end..."

"As long as you can accomplish these, you will be able to light the lamp of bliss and obtain supreme blessings."

"interesting……"

"Just mobilize everyone's wisdom in the group."

"Also, little Cole, are you still insisting on typing by hand? Just like when you wrote letters before, try new words and different ways of expressing yourself every time you speak."

Wait... a flash of light flashed through Jiang Yi's mind, and he looked at the name of Lisa's group chat, which was Mond Family.

It turns out that there has always been a "Sumeru man" here?

Well! There are also strangers.

and emergency food.

In the morning, when Lisa went to the alchemy potion charity shop, she also met Cole's kind and enthusiastic master. With his own efforts and the help of his master, little Cole now has enough knowledge to try to take the exam for the Academy of Teachings.

"Ah! Klee has reported in the group that she and Lei Ze have finished their grilled fish dinner and returned to Mondstadt."

"That's great. There's no need to help Qin urge Klee to go home. Klee is becoming more and more sensible. She knows not to cause trouble for everyone."

"but……"

“What does this grilled fish look like?”

"It was blown up with a bouncing bomb and then roasted, right?"

Lisa immediately noticed something fishy about the grilled fish photo that Kelly took. This wasn't the first time that Kelly had been exposed.

But Kelly is a good girl who doesn't lie.

If you say you ate grilled fish, you ate grilled fish.

"you say……"

She suddenly looked at Jiang Yi with a sharp gaze.

"Should I take a picture now and send it to the group?"

The slender jade hand turned on the camera and pointed it at her and Jiang Yi.

"..." Jiang Yi advised tactfully, "As an elegant lady, you should not let others see your embarrassing side!"

Your hat and clothes are torn, which damages your image as a librarian.

Although he was panicking inside, Jiang Yi showed that he didn't care and was completely worried about Lisa.

Lisa thought for a moment and said, "That makes sense..."

Since the interrogation failed, I'll just go down the stairs. If Qin asked, I would have an explanation. I asked, but Jiang Yi didn't say anything.

It would be better to use the ultimate method, which is to play a game of exchanging jade slips between lovers to check, so that you can basically know how many girls Jiang Yi knows.

It’s just that Jiang Yi uses the same jade slip for both work and personal life. The jade slip has an extremely high level of confidentiality and is not suitable for exchanging contacts with others.

Because it involves the political affairs of the seven countries.

Because one day, during afternoon tea time, someone posted a big news in the Mondstadt women's group. When searching the jade slip group chat, a big winter family was found.

The permissions of the jade slips represent the scope of group chats that can be searched. As special jade slips, they can search most group chats that are not highly confidential.

This is a group with a high level of confidentiality, just like any other big family.

Everyone speculated whether the Dongdong Family was built by Jiang Yi, and who was in the group? The young master? The dead lady? Or the Fools like the Thunderfire Warlock.

Paimon boldly guessed that there was a "girl" inside.

This is natural, there are always girls in every group chat.

However, except Ying, no one else realized that this "girl" was the Winter Solstice Executioner.

And only Jiang Yi knew that there were only him, the girl, and the Ice Queen in that group.

The cold and aloof Ice Queen never speaks.

The whole group was as deserted as a deserted snowfield in winter.

Is it that Tartaglia is unworthy?

Well said, if I don’t pull you in, can’t you go in by yourself?

Ah! You didn’t know this group existed!

That's your colleague's problem.

If I don't pull you, the girl and the Ice Queen won't pull you either, right?

It doesn’t matter. The servants, the rich people, and the other executives who purchased the jade slips were not dragged in by them. You don’t have to be sad alone.

We are not just discriminating against you.

If you want to bully, bully the doctor! He comes in and I kick him out.

"Send me back to the Knights for dinner!"

"Don't you have a 'date' tonight?"

"The time is coming."

Lisa stood up gracefully. The cut on her black stockings caused by lightning grew bigger as she moved. The big charred hole on the witch hat on her head seemed to be able to swallow up the gazes of passers-by.

"What are you waiting for?"

"Repair my clothes!"

She showed a surprised expression, "You don't really want to do anything to my sister?"

"Ahem, how could this happen?" Jiang Yi jumped up and stood up straight, and Lisa's clothes returned to their original state as if time had been reversed.

The two returned to Mondstadt, as if nothing that happened in the afternoon had happened.

But Lisa's divine eye emitted a stream of purple light, and as she moved, rose petals seemed to flash around her like special effects.

That is a force that has not yet been fully restrained.

The big windmill in Mondstadt can pump water and provide heating, cooling, electricity, and grain grinding... The water used by the residents of Mondstadt and the street lights in Mondstadt all rely on the operation of the big windmill.

Today, a beam of light from Lisa is enough to replace the electricity of the entire city of Mondstadt, lighting up all the street lights in Mondstadt and illuminating many, many nights.

Lisa only needs to think about restoring her power to its peak to reach the realm of the gods, to prove that "getting the destiny star in the sky" can lead to the path to becoming a god in the mortal world.

The rest of the life span, as well as Gao Tian’s judgment, were all resolved by Jiang Yi.

She only needs to rush along the road of "equivalent exchange", wear the crown of "genius", and study the ultimate of magic.

……

"I...I did as you asked. I made dinner and then went to visit the great astrologer, Astrologius Mona Megistus."

"Because I was afraid she wouldn't accept food from a stranger, I borrowed your name. I said...you invited her to stargazing."

After dinner, Leila looked at Jiang Yi guiltily.

When she was holding the jade slip and reporting to Jiang Yi that dinner was ready, she learned that the person she was going to visit was Astrologis Mona Megistus.

Why say the full name? Because saying one word less would be disrespectful to the great astrologer.

"She...she ate my dinner."

"And said he knew."

"Then see you at the usual place."

"I'm sorry! Did I ruin your plan to date someone else tonight?" Leila bowed 90 degrees. While cooking in the afternoon, she finally saw the mysterious "person" upstairs.

The flower spirit of Xumi, the angel of pure water, and the town spirit in the story of Xumi.

After delivering meal to the great astrologer, I heard them say that Mr. Jiang Yi's nights usually belonged to the girls living here.

"Is that so..." Jiang Yi looked at Leila.

Ah! Do not look at anything indecent.

You know how to apologize all too well.

When the girl bowed her head, the small abyss wrapped in the pure white clothes on her chest was revealed under the golden star chain.

He started sideways.

"It doesn't matter. I originally had the idea of ​​organizing a stargazing event."

"However, the girls who live here are all busy tomorrow and won't be able to stay up late with us, so why don't you come stargazing with me!"

"Really?" Leila still felt a little guilty.