Being a heartthrob in a small world
Chapter 337 The eldest lady is spoiled and rude 7
The oldest child was named Zhang and was called Dawa.
He was also the one with the most ideas. He was the one who suggested using firecrackers to blow up other people's toilets.
Zhang Dawa brought a light lamp to the big banyan tree where they often gathered.
"Sister Qianzhan, wait for me. I'm going home to find the firecrackers that my grandma hid."
Soon Zhang Dawa came over with a string of firecrackers and a red cloth bag.
Qianzhan saw that this kid had stolen the firecrackers used for visiting graves at home.
Shinkoreta is stimulated
This is obviously not the first time Zhang Dawa has done this.
He was very skillful and quickly dismantled the string of firecrackers into small pieces.
Maybe because Qianzhan had given them candy before, she was the one who got the most firecrackers.
A whole handful, too big to hold with both hands
Qianzhan stuffed all the firecrackers covered with ashes into his pocket.
She doesn't care if her custom dress gets dirty.
……
"Secretary Chu! Secretary Chu!"
Chu Lin was still sorting out the information when he heard someone calling him from outside.
I suddenly had a bad feeling in my heart.
As soon as Chu Lin went out, he saw Li Qinghua, who lived in the east end of the village. He had an anxious look on his face.
Upon closer inspection, there is still a hint of embarrassment
After seeing Chu Lin, Li Qinghua seemed to have found an outlet for his anger.
He immediately told Chu Lin what had happened. The more Chu Lin listened, the darker his face became, and he felt cold all over.
"Hey! Don't move, let me do it"
Zhang Dawa, who was rubbing his hands and preparing to have a good time, immediately stopped and gave up the front seat to let the girl come over.
Unexpectedly, Qianzhan pulled him back and said, "Don't move. Block it here for me."
Otherwise the shit will splash on her.
[Host, this is a bit immoral of you. You let a child block you when you do something bad.]
The key is that these kids really listened to her and stood in front of her without moving.
And Zhang Dawa was afraid that she would not be able to completely block the light by herself.
He pulled another child and put him on his neck.
In this way, even if the shit in the toilet is popped out by firecrackers, it will not get on the girl.
"Sister Qianzhan, after lighting the firecracker, you should hold it in your hand for a few seconds before throwing it out. If you throw it directly in, the firecracker will go out."
Qianzhan nodded, indicating that he understood
Zhang Dawa gave the lighter to Qianzhan, and then stared at her intently.
The other children had the same expression as Zhang Dawa, as if they were going through some kind of initiation ceremony.
Chu Lin couldn't find Qianzhan and the others for a while.
However, judging by the manure pits that were blown up along the way, they should have gone south.
An indescribable smell spread across the road, a smell of feces mixed with a hint of gunpowder that penetrated Chu Lin's nostrils.
No house along the way escaped their clutches.
“I have to do this.”
Qianzhan rubbed her hands. This is the home of the heroine Li Xiaohua. As a vicious female supporting role, she must do it herself.
"Hehehehehehehe"
"Sister Qianzhan, your laugh is so ugly." Wang Mazi scratched his head. He felt that Sister Qianzhan's laugh sounded like those of the villains in TV dramas.
Qianzhan turned around and looked at Wang Mazi, "You're still talking about me, you smell like shit."
Wang Mazi is the one Zhang Dawa had pressed against his neck before.
The light firecrackers seemed to be divinely assisted, and they exploded high every time.
It can make the manure water in the pit jump out a long way, so Wang Mazi is in trouble.
It's all over his face.
Qianzhan pinched his nose and took a few steps back, "Stay away from me"
Wang Mazi sniffed, feeling a little aggrieved.
But immediately a handful of candy was stuffed into his arms, and the tears that were about to fall immediately shrank back, and then he showed a big smile.
Qianzhan took out all the remaining firecrackers in his pocket.
Hehehe, she wants to put a big
"I'll count to three, and then we'll throw it together."
"one two Three!"
"Luo Qianzhan!"
Chu Lin's voice was drowned out by the sound of firecrackers. He watched with his own eyes as the sewage rushed straight into the sky.
At this time, a scream was heard from the toilet of Li Xiaohua's house.
[Hahahaha, it looks like the heroine is taking a dump at home]
Chu Lin didn't expect that a delicate young lady from a big city like Qianzhan would actually do such a thing.
And from the faces of the many suspects present, she had the brightest smile.
The others were all covered in dirt, but she was clean.
"Oh, that's smart."
At this time, someone shouted, "Demon King Chu is coming!" The children all ran away.
Qianzhan looked at the two little ones standing in front of him, staring at Chu Lin warily, and raised his eyebrows in surprise.
"Why don't you run away? Aren't you afraid of that Chu guy?"
Zhang Dawa shook his head, his eyes firm, "We have received your protection fee, so we have to protect you."
It seems that they regarded those two handfuls of candy as protection money.
Zhang Dawa is fine, his body is relatively clean
Then, Chu Lin's eyes moved to Wang Mazi's face.
The veins on his forehead kept throbbing, and the child in front of him looked like he had swum in a cesspool.
There is no good place on the body, it is almost pickled
She also yelled at him not to bully Sister Qianzhan
Chu Lin took two steps back in disdain. These two stupid boys will naturally be dealt with by their parents.
Finally, he shifted his gaze to Qianzhan.
"Come with me"
Although Zhang Dawa and Wang Mazi wanted to stop Chu Lin from taking Qianzhan away,
But after all, they were both children and had no ability to stop Chu Lin.
What's more, their parents also heard the news and came
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"Hey, you're back so early today."
Father Chu looked at his son at the door, and the man looked unhappy.
But it doesn't matter. Father Chu is used to seeing his son in a bad mood.
"I'm going to cook first. Today we're having braised pork trotters. Miss Qianzhan loves this."
Since Qianzhan started eating with them, Father Chu would cook different dishes every day.
I love to see that little girl saying she doesn't like it but actually wants to hold the pig's trotter and chew it
Because Chu Lin was much taller than Qianzhan, Chu's father did not notice the girl behind him.
I just thought she went out to play and hasn't come back yet.
Chu Lin looked behind him and caught the girl who was trying to sneak away.
"Is it fun?" The man's voice was unrecognizable.
After being discovered, Qianzhan did not feel guilty and acted like the coolest person in the world.
She folded her arms and looked up at the man, "It's fun, but they are too small to stop me."
After saying that, she looked Chu Lin up and down, "It would be great if it was you, you could block me completely."
Chu Lin just looked at her for a long time, said nothing, and turned away.
[Host, the male protagonist seems angry] The system looked at the man's back and said
It's not the hero's fault. If it were him, he would also be angry.
But the system feels weird. Why does the male protagonist seem to be taking care of his daughter?
And the host is the naughty kid who doesn't listen and likes to make trouble everywhere.
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