Beast World Infrastructure: Love Tour Guide Beast Husband Becomes God

Xuan Mi ate a grape slowly and said lazily, "It's a long story."

Qingxuan urged: "Let's make it short."

"Of course it came from the place where the Wolf King asked this priest to divine."

Qingxuan was emitting cold air all over his body: "Crazy fox, I asked you to divine the 'Snow Peak', and you said that I should think carefully about it because it was too weird."

"In the end, you came here directly. The High Priest of the Light of God and Buddha of the Orc Continent, do you not want to save your face?"

Xuan Mi ate the grapes leisurely and said calmly: "The Wolf King has praised this priest as a Buddha, so why should I still have any shame?"

"It's just that the wolf king was blinded and his mouth was poisoned, so he only had a bit of noble and elegant appearance left."

Qingxuan said angrily, "Didn't you burn off one of the ears of my perfect prey first?"

"Everyone says it was an accident, but the Wolf King refuses to believe it." Xuan Mi said helplessly, "Didn't the Wolf King also say that this priest is ugly?"

Qingxuan said coldly: "Humph, the king asked you to tell fortunes before this. What kind of priest is this? Just be a liar. What kind of Buddha beast is this? You are just a crazy fox."

"Thinking you're invincible in the beast world just because you have a face, are your female eyes covered by the dark monster? You can't see through two big ugly eyes made of glass."

"What animal is uglier than a crazy fox like you? You are so ugly that my eyes hurt."

This sentence fell.

The fire under Xuanmi's feet spread outward, and the ground under Qingxuan's feet froze inch by inch, with ice and fire clashing with each other.

Seeing that the battle between the two beasts was about to begin, the other beasts were ready for battle.

Xi Shu said lightly: "The young priest's body has just been upgraded, so it is not appropriate for him to use his supernatural powers."

Xuan Mi retracted his supernatural power, stroked his sleeves, and smiled: "If the Wolf King likes it, Xinxin said that he likes this priest's eyes the most."

"As for our noble wolf king, I don't know if Xinxin likes it or not. Alas, a certain beast, didn't you claim since childhood that the kings are always one male and one female? How come you were paired together? Were you forced? That's too miserable."

Qingxuan pointed to Feng Shi, who was sitting on the ground, holding Xin Ruo and basking in the sun, calm and composed: "Are you talking about him? Or the king? Or both?"

Xuan Mi lowered her head to peel grapes: "I'm talking about a certain high and mighty noble and elegant Howling Moon Wolf King. Wolf King, are you interested? Or guess who it is."

Qingxuan snorted coldly: "I am happy to be matched, what does the young priest have to do with it? Qingqing likes me the most, as for you..."

"Heh~, didn't a crazy fox say he would not mate with any female from the Orc Continent? Did your pretty face get swollen from being beaten? Your eyes are ugly to begin with, so you'd better protect your face."

"You've lost your dignity. Didn't you hurt Qingqing's eyes?"

The others were watching the show silently on the side. When they heard Xin Ruo's favorite three words, they all looked at Qing Xuan unhappily, and silent smoke of war rose up.

Chi Yan brought a plate of melons and placed it aside. He fed Xin Ruo a piece with one hand and ate a piece with the other hand. He whispered, "The North Continent lives up to its reputation. It is a little sick."

Xin Ruo agreed very much.

These two, what can I say?

One is a compulsive mysophobe, the other... is both Buddhist and crazy.

The former has obsessive-compulsive disorder and doesn't recognize his relatives, while the latter goes crazy and doesn't recognize any of his relatives.

Chunxi brought a plate of cereal to Xinru, and Xinru ate the cereal and watermelon and watched the show with great interest.

It's wonderful. The quarrel between two beauties is not only pleasing to the eye, but their voices are also unique and pleasant to the ear.

Just as I was watching with great interest, I noticed all the orcs were looking at me.

Qingxuan asked, "Qingqing, who do you like the most?"

Xuan Mi curled her lips and smiled: "In Xinxin's eyes, this priest is the most beautiful, right?"

Chi Yan was full of confidence: "Xinru, Xinru, you like me the most, right?"

"Xin Ruo obviously likes me the most." Miao Lanqing opened her lips coldly, then turned and looked at her expectantly.

Xin Ru hurriedly turned around and lay in Feng Shi's arms, leaving only her back and nine wagging tails.

Feng Shi reached out and held Xin Ruo's tail, opened his eyes and lied: "Xin Ruo fell asleep."

Chunxi: Xinru likes oatmeal. What should I make for her later?

Xi Shu: Where are the tribesmen? The rainy season is coming, we need to grow more food for the female leader.

Fu Yu: In cultivation~

Feng Shi felt the white tiger's breathing in his arms gradually become steady, then he stood up and placed the white tiger on the swing.

Throw a wind scroll and gently push the swing.

Walk back and continue sitting down.

Looking at the quiet beasts, he said, "Let's talk about how to arrange things in the future. Tell us your ideas."

"Let me talk about myself first."

"The young priest must stay behind in the tribe. Xi Shu will follow Xin Ru. The warm season is not long. The other beasts will go out hunting and take turns to rest."

"It's your turn now."

Chi Yan propped up his head and looked at Xin Ru who was sleeping: "I can do anything."

Fu Yu: "I'll listen to you."

Chunxi said gently: "I listened to Feng Shi."

Miao Lan had been soaking in the water without knowing when. She lay on the shore, quietly looking at the little white tiger on the swing.

From time to time, he reached out and poked the little white tiger's ears and tail, ignoring what everyone said.

Yu Shu nodded in agreement: "That's good."

Xuan Mi said lazily: "No problem."

Qingxuan looked like he was fine with it, turned to Xuanmi and chuckled, "What opinion can the young priest have? The tribe can't leave."

Xuan Mi said nonchalantly, "It's just that one of the wolf king's ears was knocked off. We've already fought him before. Why are you holding such a grudge?"

The others looked towards Qingxuan's ears.

Qingxuan said angrily, "Not only did you burn the prey's ears, but you also destroyed the Howling Moon Wolf that I spent a long time making with spirit crystals as a gift for Qingqing."

It turned out that they were not real ears, and everyone turned their heads back.

In their hearts, they all gave a thumbs up to Xuan Mi. It was a good thing that he gave himself to Xin Ruo. He had bad intentions.

Xuan Mi said nonchalantly: "Xinxin is not you, how do you know that she doesn't like asymmetrical ears."

Qingxuan was thoughtful.

Chi Yan asked, "Why do you call Xin Ruo like that?"

Qingxuan smiled and said, "Qingqing, this is the name that only the most intimate beasts would call me. She loved to call me this before."

Xin Ruo who was sleeping soundly: It’s unfair, this gentle touch is not that intimate touch.

Chi Yan snorted and said proudly: "Xin Ruo called me Ah Yan, this name is the most intimate."

Miao Lan looked up and said coldly, "Baby is it, Xin Ru called me baby."

Xuan Mi lowered her head and immersed herself in eating the grapes, peeling the skin slowly and then putting them in her mouth.

The other orcs all looked at Miao Lan.

Chunxi said softly: "Xinru called me Little Bear~"

It seemed that several animals were about to start arguing about this again.

Feng Shi said, "Let's talk business. Since you have no objection, then it's settled."

Qingxuan fiddled with the tassels on her waist and said, "No matter what you did before, let's fight now to decide Qingqing's right to sleep with you at night."

Xuan Mi lazily propped up his head, smiling charmingly: "Why don't the Wolf King just tell this priest to sleep with Xinxin?"