One man and one dog, wandering in the world of Monster Hunter

It's Kirby, but not Snorlax.

Although there is only one letter difference, there is a world of difference between the two.

Snorlax can eat 400 kilograms of food a day, and Snorlax can eat an entire Snorlax in one bite.

If foodies were divided into different levels, then Kirby from Nintendo would definitely be at the top of the pyramid.

And it is such a bizarre alien creature that appeared in the world of Monster Hunter.

"Diao, this mission is beyond the scope of the task."

Thinking of the Mirror Maze he played on GBA when he was in elementary school in his previous life, Link's face suddenly fell and he put on a mask of pain.

He is playing card game, is this true or not.

I was afraid that the other party would swallow him in one gulp and digest him into stars.

But since this alien creature appeared here, the strange situation in Sunahara before makes sense. I guess all the creatures here were eaten by him.

This is a creature that is countless times more terrifying than the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Not to mention a mere monster in the sand plain, even all the creatures in the world are not enough for it to eat.

Kirby, who had transformed into a ceratosaurus, naturally had no idea what Link was thinking about in the distance. He had just eaten, opened his mouth and yawned loudly, then went straight to a dark corner where the sun couldn't reach, lay down on a rock eroded by wind and sand, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

He would sleep after eating, and occasionally fight the devil to save the world. This was his daily routine.

"No, we can't just leave this guy alone."

Although he had found out the cause of the abnormality in the sand field and could return to the union to submit the task, Link's face suddenly became serious when he thought that if he left, this guy might fly away to another area, revealing a sad look as if he was leaving and the Yi River was cold.

However, it is impossible for him to fight Kirby, so in order to save the world, he can only...

Please give Kirby a meal.

Yes, that's what he came up with.

Since the other party is a foodie, then deal with him the same way you would deal with a foodie. Besides, there is no direct conflict between the two parties, so fighting is not the only option.

"Come on, Linya, let's go back to the cave where we camped last night."

Patting Lin Ya's head, Link climbed onto the dog under Chu Chu's puzzled gaze and rushed to the place where he rested last night.

Since you are inviting someone to dinner, ingredients are essential.

But there was no trace of monsters found in the sand plains all day, so Link could only set his sights on the Ankylosaur that was left over from last night.

Fortunately, An Lujia was not there, otherwise Link would have to make some bone soup.

They headed to the cave where they camped last night, picking up some wild berries and cacti as side dishes along the way. When they returned to the cave, Link breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that most of the Ankylosaur's body was still intact.

The cave was relatively cool and ventilated. Even though the corpse had been left there for most of the day, it had not yet gone bad and remained fresh, enough to be used to make a meal.

No matter how much he made, Kirby would just swallow it in one gulp.

"Come on, Lin Ya, let's go find that guy, treat him to a meal, and then bring him back to the union."

He tied up half of the Ankylosaurus's body with ropes, used its carapace as a pry, and half hung it on Linya's back. Link walked beside it, leading the cats and dogs back.

As he walked, he never forgot to give instructions to his two little friends.

"When we meet later, put away all hostility. We are not going on a subjugation mission, but to make friends. Do you understand?"

"Woof."

"Understood, Master meow."

Lin Ya and Chu Chu responded respectively. Although the cat and the dog were confused, they did not ask too many questions and just listened to the boss.

Among them, Lin Ya secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

It followed the flames all over the country and killed countless ancient dragons. Even the Dark Dragon, known as the King of Ancient Dragons, was not as scary as the pink-looking little guy just now. It was best not to fight.

After walking along the way, it wasn't long before the man, the cat and the dog arrived at the place where Kirby had just rested.

When they arrived at the place, Link did not wake up Kirby who was sleeping soundly, but took out a portable barbecue grill from the prop bag and started doing his old job.

Cooking.

Finding a dark corner sheltered from the wind and making sure that the wind and sand would not blow onto the food, Link lit the charcoal fire and placed the meat on the fire.

This time, what he wanted to treat Kirby to was nothing but the classic dishes that hunters often eat.

Hunter barbecue.

This is a classic delicacy that is indispensable in the Monster Hunter world and you must try it.

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Kirby felt that he had been unlucky recently. He had just saved his hometown, Planet Pop, some time ago, but not long after that he encountered a strange space vortex and was sucked into a strange world.

However, he was already used to this kind of thing. As the Star Hero, he always encountered various accidents actively or passively and faced inexplicable enemies.

But it doesn’t matter. No matter how many enemies there are, they are just food to him.

It's the same this time.

The creatures in the strange world were not friendly at all, and each of them wanted to eat him. In this regard, he could only fight back and eat them all into his stomach.

Today, he encountered the most powerful enemy in the desert, a giant dragon with ferocious horns.

After a not-so-intense battle, he successfully ate the dragon and gained the dragon's ability to fly and burrow into the ground.

Although there seemed to be some other creatures coming to disturb him during the battle, they ran away quickly, so he didn't care too much. After eating, he found a cool place to sleep.

In his dream, he met his friends from his hometown, and they all got together to eat barbecue.

"Mmm, it smells so good."

The sleeping pink ball squirmed, smelled the aroma of food, slowly opened its eyes, and saw a man, a cat, and a dog holding food in front of it.

The three of them had friendly smiles on their faces, and the human in the lead even handed the fragrant barbecue in his hand forward, as if he was going to treat it to a meal.

"Thank you, you are a good man."

When someone invited him to dinner, Kirby naturally would not refuse. He immediately opened his mouth and performed a violent inhalation, swallowing the entire piece of barbecue that was several times larger than his body.

Link was not surprised by this. He could still vividly remember the scene where Kirby ate a Ceratopsian not long ago. It was just half a Ceratopsian, nothing special.

The only thing that surprised him was that Kirby could actually speak.

He is clearly a mute in the game.

Of course, this may also be the fault of the game production team. Having the protagonist be mute can save a lot of work and reduce the workload.

But for Link, it would be great if the other person could speak and they could communicate.

"Hello, I'm a hunter from the Hunter's Guild. I'm investigating the disappearance of the Sunahara monsters. Excuse me, do you know what happened here? Why did all the monsters disappear?"

Although I know Kirby's background very well, there are some things that cannot be said casually.

So at this moment, Link chose to communicate with the other party as an ordinary hunter.

As Link asked this question, cold sweat began to drip down Kirby's pink face visibly.

Oh no, he, Kirby, the invincible star warrior, seems to have gotten into trouble again without realizing it.

(Trivia: Kirby has an anime, and he can talk in it, although he doesn’t have many lines. Also, don’t treat Kirby to a meal, he will eat the tableware together, haha)