The melon-eating system, everyone listens to my voice
Chapter 301 Zhou. Toad. Xuanyun
Everyone was holding back their smiles, the key point is that you can't really blame the doctor.
The doctor means well. It would be bad if the news of you getting pregnant before marriage gets out, so he wants to help you keep it secret.
When I think of the disappointment on the faces of Aunt Wu and Yang Jinrou, mother and daughter, I want to laugh.
It’s a pity that I didn’t get to see it in person.
Shen Zhao: [Guagua, what happened next?
Yang Jinrou found out she was not pregnant, so what did she do? 】
Gua Gua: [Yang Jinrou found out she was not pregnant at the beginning of the third month. She felt very disappointed. The next day she asked Zhou Xuanyun out again, and they slept together again.
This time she pestered Zhou Xuanyun several times, determined to squeeze him dry.
After Zhou Xuanyun finished his work, he went to see Yang Jinru, his legs were shaking.
Yang Jinrou was concerned about him and wondered how he got himself into this state.
Zhou Xuanyun felt guilty and had to say that he had gone hiking and reciting poetry early in the morning.
Shen Zhao: [I am speechless, all I can do is wow wow wow.]
After a pause, Shen Zhao still complained a few words.
[Yang Jinrou is really fierce!]
They were not afraid that anything would happen to the one-month-old baby in their belly.
This child is so lucky to have such an unreliable pair of parents.
Also, Zhou Xuanyun, I’m so nervous that I’m clenching my fists.
Did he have to rush to meet Yang Jinru at that time?
I don't even want this man to clean the table for me. 】
Everyone looked amused. Princess Zhaoming was also very honest. She didn't even want Zhou.Mop.Xuan Yun to wipe the table. It was obvious how much she hated this person.
All the ladies looked at him with disgust at the same time. They were thinking of including this man as a candidate for their son-in-law.
That was when the news of the engagement between the Zhou and Yang families had not yet been announced, and Zhou Xuanyun was still a handsome young man.
Faced with so many people pointing and criticizing, Yang Jinrou, who had always been thick-skinned, could not stand it.
Especially since Guagua described her as a lustful evil woman, she felt really bad.
She wanted to say that she didn't mean it.
She was just worried because the child hadn't arrived.
She was also very shy about learning those sex techniques.
But these cannot be told to outsiders.
Yang Jinrou tightly grasped a corner of Zhou Xuanyun's wedding gown and said pitifully,
"Xuan Lang, I'm scared."
Zhou Xuanyun, who was trying to break free, looked down and saw Yang Jinrou's fragile expression. He couldn't help but murmur,
"Yunqi, don't be sad.
I am here!"
"Ow!"
A soul-stirring scream!
Everyone's eyes were drawn to it, only to find that Zhou Xuanyun was holding his waist with his hands, looking angry, but for some other reason, he suppressed his anger and didn't say anything.
Yang Jinrou's outstretched hand was still in the air and she had not retracted it.
Looking at Zhou Xuanyun gritting his teeth, his brows were full of dissatisfaction and aggrieved.
This cry also attracted Shen Zhao, and she asked curiously,
[Guagua, what happened just now? ]
Gua Gua: [Hahaha, host, I want to laugh when I talk about it.
Zhou Xuanyun had no idea what was wrong with him and mistook Yang Jinrou for Yun Qi. He called out to her directly, and Yang Jinrou heard it.
She refused to accept this and attacked directly.
The soft flesh on Zhou Xuanyun's waist rotated 360 degrees without any dead angle, causing that part of his waist to turn extremely purple.
His delicate skin was pinched violently.
Of course I couldn’t stand it and just screamed out.
Needless to say, Zhou Xuanyun's voice was quite enchanting. 】
Shen Zhao stared straight ahead with a wandering gaze.
In fact, I questioned Guagua in my mind,
['I know everything in the world', melon-eating system, tell me honestly, is your system orientation normal? ]
Gua Gua was caught off guard when his name was called and he was a little slow to react. What happened to the host?
When I asked it about its orientation, it was confused and then became angry.
[Host, what are you saying?
I am just an ordinary, unremarkable melon-eating system.
There is no such thing as orientation. I only love you, the host. 】
Shen Zhao's expression softened.
[Gua Gua, you scared me.]
Suddenly you said Zhou Xuanyun's voice was a bit enchanting, and I thought you fell in love with him?
There's going to be an earth-shattering relationship between man and the government, I'm telling you straight!
I won't accept it. If that day comes, I will definitely beat your head off and make you clean up every inch of your love history. 】
Shen Zhao spoke viciously, and Gua Gua inexplicably felt a chill coming over him.
Guagua is sensible.
[Host, what are you saying?
Zhou Xuanyun's cry reminded Gua Gua of those young male prostitutes.
Guagua said it out loud, there was no personal relationship between him and Guagua.
Please let heaven distinguish between loyalty and treachery, Guagua must be a good ruler!
Zhou Xiaoguan is not worthy of Guagua! 】
Listening to the conversation between Princess Zhaoming and Guagua, everyone's faces turned red.
I was trying so hard to hold back my laughter that my face turned red. After all, the two groups in front were confronting each other.
A few things that Zhou Xuanyun and the Yang sisters must say!
They laughed at inappropriate times again, wasn't that embarrassing?
As for what made me laugh before, alas, it’s all in the past.
This was the first time everyone knew Gua Gua’s name!
How should I put it, it’s quite domineering.
Even with this chubby little voice, it feels like a child secretly wearing adult clothes!
Shen Zhao's question scared them.
Gua Gua, you shouldn't be with a playboy like Zhou Xuanyun who falls in love with every girl he meets.
We dislike you, no, we just can't bear to part with you.
Everyone was shouting in their hearts.
Even after hearing Gua Gua’s last two sentences, everyone was still laughing uncontrollably!
Zhou Xuanyun, who inexplicably lost his name, was compared with a young prostitute. Where was his face?
Just as he was about to speak up to argue, he was stopped by a look from one of the adults!
The adults were having a great time watching the show. They hadn’t been so happy in a long time.
Don’t let Zhou Xiaoguan destroy it!
Shen Zhao breathed a sigh of relief.
[Fortunately, fortunately, I don’t have to destroy the regime for the sake of justice.
Guagua, next time, please explain it more clearly. 】
Guagua, who was nearly cleared out, responded honestly.
[Host, I understand. ]
Guagua holds the belief that if I don't have a good life, you won't have a good life either, and the words he uses to mention Zhou Xuanyun become more and more foul!
Gua Gua: [Host, I will continue to talk to you.
Zhou Xuanyun, this toad, does things that are not even human.
He is going to marry Yang Jinru today, and he was in Yang Jinrou's bed yesterday.
He was coaxed by a few pitiful words in Yang Jinrou's letter and ran to meet her happily.
This guy has even less brains than a pig.
When they arrived at the secret meeting place, the two of them first had something going on.
Guagua can only say that Zhou Xuanyun is obsessed with sex, how shameless!
His face is thicker than a city wall, and even Guagua’s shadowless kick can’t break it.
Yang Jinru is doing herself a favor by not wanting a dirty and rotten man! 】
Shen Zhao was helpless: [Gua Gua, you better be civilized.
Half of every sentence is insulting.
As your host, I feel that Zhou Xuanyun is not a good person.
But we can’t scold you like that, I can’t stand it. 】
It was purely because some of Guagua's words were really unbearable that Shen Zhaocai chose to stop him. It was definitely not because he felt sorry for Zhou Xuanyun, the scumbag!
After cursing, Gua Gua felt refreshed.
He happily responded, "Guagua listens to the host!"
Zhou.Hama.Xuanyun, who was scolded throughout the whole process: Who am I? Where am I?
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