I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows
Chapter 97 I have someone I want to kill every day
at this time.
Shen Lan had already taken out his cell phone and wanted to call the police, but his cell phone had no signal at all.
"Why is there no signal again?"
Shen Lan's face became increasingly ugly.
Jiang Nanxi smiled at him and said, "I've said it before, the human-faced spider appeared in this place, there must be something more powerful affecting the magnetic field."
When Shen Lan saw Jiang Nanxi's smile, he felt inexplicably creepy and couldn't help but shrink his neck.
Jiang Nanxi walked over and took a look at the drone.
Originally, she had pasted a bunch of talismans on the drone to isolate it from the influence of the magnetic field, but when dealing with the giant spider just now, the drone was scratched by the branches of fallen trees.
There was a yellow paper talisman on it which was torn by branches and therefore lost its effect.
Jiang Nanxi took out new yellow paper and cinnabar pen from his backpack, drew a talisman and pasted it on.
Not long after, the drone's signal was restored and it was flying in the air again.
[Why was there no signal again? I heard Shen Lan's outrageous speech and my blood pressure went up. I really wanted to run into the screen and beat him to death.]
[That's right, how can Shen Lan have the nerve to blame Sister Xi? If Sister Xi hadn't dealt with the human-faced spider, all these guests would have been injured! ]
[Shen Lan did something wrong and got angry out of shame! She was thinking of putting the blame on Jiang Nanxi! ]
The drone screen was filled with comments from the audience. Soon, the audience also discovered that the live broadcast of the program had been resumed.
[Hey, why is Shen Lan's face swollen? ]
[Is that pig-head Shen Lan? I didn’t recognize him. Who beat him? ]
Shen Lan looked at his cell phone, but there was still no signal and he couldn't contact anyone outside.
He walked towards the drone in mid-air with a somewhat flustered look on his face.
Shen Lan shouted at the drone, "Director, Director! I don't want to shoot anymore, I want to leave! Hurry up and get the rescue team to pick me up!"
The director asked, "What happened to you? I think it's safe here, why do you want to leave suddenly?"
"Safety is bullshit!"
Shen Lan glared at Jiang Nanxi fiercely, "This woman just went crazy again. She slapped me more than a dozen times. If I stay here any longer, she will beat me to death sooner or later!"
Jiang Nanxi frowned, looking puzzled, "When did I hit you? Don't slander me."
Shen Lan:?
Jiang Nanxi also looked at Liu Qingyan and asked, "Teacher Liu, did I hit someone just now? Did I hit him?"
Liu Qingyan also looked puzzled. "No, we just stood here and chatted for a while. We didn't do anything. Who hit anyone?"
Jiang Nanxi looked at Li Chu and Hou Xiao again, "Teacher Hou, Chu Chu, did I hit anyone? Did you see me hit him? I don't remember doing anything. Is there something wrong with my memory?"
Li Chu: "You remember correctly, he didn't hit anyone. It was Shen Lan who suddenly said to himself that he was sorry to Song Wanwan, and then he knelt on the ground and beat himself to atone for his sins."
Hou Xiao looked at Jiang Nanxi with a complicated expression, and finally said nothing.
Liu Qingyan's puzzled voice came again, "I saw it too, how come he forgot after smoking? Could it be that...he is the one who really has schizophrenia?"
"what are you guys saying!"
Shen Lan looked at them in disbelief, his eyes were angry, and his voice was a little aggrieved, "How could I hit myself? It was clearly her who hit me! You all saw it, why do you say you didn't see it? You lied with your eyes open, do you still have a conscience!"
Liu Qingyan chuckled and looked at him playfully, "So what you mean is that you didn't feel guilty for pushing Song Wanwan, so you didn't kneel down and beat yourself up to atone for your sins?"
"No, that's not what I meant..."
Shen Lan quickly explained, "I was confused at the time and had no idea what I was doing. I don't even remember pushing Wanwan! I was wrong, but was Jiang Nanxi wrong? She was the one who hit me..."
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Liu Qingyan, "You heard it, right? He has no recollection of pushing Song Wanwan, which shows that there is indeed something wrong with his mental state. We all saw it just now, but he still insisted that he didn't hit himself, so he must have forgotten again."
Shen Lan: “…”
When Shen Lan saw Liu Qingyan's calm and well-organized look, he opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. He felt like he had no way to defend himself.
[Haha, he almost killed his girlfriend, and now he is slandering Jiang Nanxi. This Shen Lan is really making me sick to death! ]
[She is full of nonsense. Nothing you can trust from Shen Lan's mouth. Can this scumbag get out of the entertainment industry right away? ]
[Shen Lan, what happened to you? Why did you become schizophrenic? You must not be able to make it! Shen Lan, something must be wrong with you! ]
When Shen Lan saw the cold looks from others, he couldn't help but feel angry. He always felt like he was isolated by everyone.
Seeing that he was shaking with anger, Jiang Nanxi said, "You must think that I hit you, right? Well, I'll apologize to you.
I'm sorry, dear. Through negotiation, I can compensate you with zero yuan. Is that okay with you? If not, I can only compensate you with a few slaps. You said I slapped you, but I didn't, so I must slap you a few times to prove it."
She still wants to fight?!
When Shen Lan saw Jiang Nanxi rolling up his sleeves and walking towards him, he was so frightened that his pupils trembled. He turned around and ran out of the cave, "Don't come over here!!!"
Seeing him running away, Jiang Nanxi stopped and raised the corners of her lips slightly, "I restrained my desire to kill again today. I really did a good deed."
Hou Xiao stood beside her and said earnestly, "Xiao Jiang, you should calm down. Sometimes it's not good to be too impulsive."
Although Shen Lan is a scumbag, if what happened just now happened outside and Shen Lan called the police directly, she would be sued! And it would also affect her career as an artist!
"Am I not calm enough?"
Jiang Nanxi sighed and said, "Every day, a hundred people want to kill me, but I don't do it. That means I save a hundred lives every day. I am really saving the world."
Hou Xiao:?
audience:?
Hou Xiao's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to communicate with her anymore. He returned to his original position, took out a small iron pot and prepared to cook something.
After a while, everyone had eaten instant noodles and Shen Lan came back from outside.
He brought back a package wrapped in his coat. Jiang Nanxi noticed it immediately and his eyes turned cold instantly.
Shen Lan said, "I was wrong just now. I picked some mushrooms and brought them back. Let's have some mushroom soup."
Shen Lan poured out the contents of his coat onto the ground. They were palm-sized mushrooms.
But these mushrooms have strange shapes, with wrinkles on their crowns. At first glance, they look like an old man’s face, but if you look closely, you can even see the shape of eyes and noses!
Forget it.
The moment Shen Lan poured the mushrooms down, a strange fragrance spread in the cave.
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