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Chapter 94: Have you given up on learning? This is what you do when you meet someone you hate!
Huh.
Jiang Nanxi held the ghost girl's head in one hand and grabbed the vines with the other, and swung away quickly, leaving the spider silk empty.
But the human-faced spider let out a hissing sound and spit out a large piece of spider silk again, which wrapped around Jiang Nanxi at a faster speed.
Jiang Nanxi jumped onto a big tree, holding the ghost girl's head in his hand, and said to the camera, "I'll show you a new weapon, the Invincible Hot Wheels!"
Jiang Nanxi lifted up the ghost girl's head and put it in front of the camera. "Watch carefully. Now this is just an ordinary head, but in a little while, it will become a deadly weapon. I will only teach you once. Whether you can learn it depends on your luck."
[??? Isn't this the invincible pendulum? How did it become the invincible Hot Wheels? ]
[It’s not popular either. I don’t believe it. ]
[Ghost girl: Are you being polite? If you continue like this, I will call a lawyer.]
Jiang Nanxi took out a cinnabar pen from the side pocket of his backpack and quickly drew a talisman on the ghost girl's forehead.
At this time, the spider silk of the human-faced spider formed a large web and covered Jiang Nanxi.
"Let me go, let me go, what did you draw on my face?"
The ghost girl's loud shout was heard.
"You'll find out soon enough."
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Nanxi raised his hand and threw the female ghost's head out, hitting the center of the spider web.
The spider web touched something and stuck to the ghost girl's head directly, and then a dazzling red light appeared on the ghost girl's head.
boom--!
A large ball of bright flame suddenly ignited from the ghost girl's head, and the head screamed and rolled around in the spider web. The flames spread to all the spider silk and soon burned the entire spider web.
"Ahhhh, it hurts so much, my head hurts so much, my head is going to explode, someone come and save me!"
boom--!
Before the audience and others could react, a loud explosion was heard.
A large area of fire and smoke appeared before his eyes. A giant spider as tall as a hill was blown over, rolling several times on the ground and knocking down several large trees.
Jiang Nanxi looked at the camera and smiled, "Have you learned it? Next time you meet someone you hate, just twist off his head and draw this symbol on him."
audience:"……"
other people:"……"
If you dare to teach, who dares to learn? Don't be so scary!
Jiang Nanxi stood on the tree, made a gesture, and summoned a gust of wind to blow out the flames and smoke.
Not far away, the human-faced spider was blown over and then struggled to turn over and climb up, staring in the direction of Jiang Nanxi with its strange dark green eyes.
Bang bang bang!
The giant spider's eight long legs ran quickly and crashed directly into the tree where Jiang Nanxi was, breaking the tree in the blink of an eye.
"hiss--!"
Seeing Jiang Nanxi jump down from the tree nimbly, the human-faced spider let out an angry roar and continued to rush towards Jiang Nanxi.
Jiang Nanxi quickly took out a broom from her backpack, sat on it, and then took out the toy water gun.
A hissing sound.
She shot at one of the spider's eyes, and a stream of golden water spurted out and pierced into the spider's eye like a sharp sword.
"Hiss-ah-!"
The human-faced spider's eyeball exploded instantly, splashing out a large amount of dark green liquid.
But this guy didn't die. Instead, he went into berserk mode, roaring wildly and spitting out a large string of spider silk that was thrown towards the nearby area.
The human-faced spider swung its silk like a whip, trying to pull Jiang Nanxi down from the air.
But Jiang Nanxi's broom was very fast, and every time it was about to hit her, she ran away.
Jiang Nanxi held the water gun and wanted to attack the other eye of the human-faced spider.
But this thing had learned its lesson, with one of its legs raised and waving, covering its eyes.
call out--!
Jiang Nanxi fired again.
The shot hit one of the human-faced spider's long legs, but it had no effect at all and did not leave any mark on its long leg.
Jiang Nanxi narrowed his eyes, "The shell of this thing is too hard, even the spiritual weapon I made myself can't penetrate it. It seems that it can only attack the human face. This should be its weakness."
Jiang Nanxi pointed the gun at the human-faced spider's face, but this time, the guy actually raised his two legs to block the face.
"..."
Little thing, quite smart.
Just as Jiang Nanxi was about to think of other ways, she suddenly heard Liu Qingyan's voice, "Run to me!"
Jiang Nanxi glanced in his direction, and Liu Qingyan pointed to the position between two trees in front.
She saw transparent fishing lines tied to two trees.
The trunks of these two trees are the thickest in the vicinity. It takes about two or three people to hug them together. They won't be easily broken by the big spider.
Jiang Nanxi understood what Liu Qingyan meant without him saying anything more. He jumped off the broom and ran towards him.
When the human-faced spider saw that she finally came down, it ran over again and crashed into her.
Jiang Nanxi ran to Liu Qingyan's side in the blink of an eye, and the big spider quickly chased after her.
This thing didn't pay any attention to the fishing line at all. It was only thinking about killing Jiang Nanxi, so Jiang Nanxi ran away faster and faster, and it ran faster and faster.
The man and the spider almost turned into a shadow, and the people hiding in the distance were dazzled.
There was a loud bang.
The big spider hit the transparent fishing line at an extremely fast speed, and its whole body was tripped. It rolled on the ground like a big ball, and then fell to the ground with its belly turned up.
Jiang Nanxi sensed the movement, turned around and shot it in the other eye.
Along with the spider's sharp hissing sound, dark green liquid splashed out.
shhhhhh!
Jiang Nanxi fired several more shots at its face, turning it into a bloody mess covered with dark green sticky liquid.
It was impossible to recognize the facial features of the human face. The giant spider turned over on its belly and fell to the ground motionless, without making any sound.
Only then did Jiang Nanxi put away the water gun.
The others who were hiding in the distance saw that the big spider was dead, and then they dared to walk over carefully.
"Is this death?"
"My God, this monster is too fierce. Fortunately, Jiang Nanxi brought a gun!"
"What did this spider eat to grow to this size? How could it grow so big and have a human face?"
Everyone now dared to look at the giant spider from a relatively close distance, and the more they looked, the more frightened they became.
Shen Lan looked at the smashed face of the big spider and found a red light inside, as if there was something like a ruby.
what is that?
How could such a beautiful ruby grow in the head of such an ugly and scary monster?
Could it be some treasure?
Shen Lan stared at the thing and was unknowingly attracted by the "ruby". He walked towards the big spider step by step.
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