I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

"Have you eaten? If not, take a slap from me!"

Jiang Nanxi raised his hand, threw the drone up, and slapped it away with a whirlwind slap.

director:? ? ?

audience:! ! !

Fortunately, the quality of this drone is relatively good and the staff's operating skills are also very good. After being shot out, it quickly stabilized in the air.

But the audience saw the camera shaking and spinning so violently that they almost felt dizzy.

[I really admire you, Old Six! ]

[How about this, you come to work for me, take my 3,000 salary, and I will work for you. ]

[Jiang Nanxi, you old dog, how dare you hit me? If you provoke me, it's like provoking cotton! If you provoke me, I won't be able to do anything! ]

The director roared, "Jiang Nanxi, I told you not to damage the equipment! Try hitting one more time and if you break it, you have to pay me ten times the compensation!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Okay, okay, I will remember it before I forget it."

director:"……"

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he trotted to catch up with the person in front and suddenly shouted, "Captain, I need to poop, wait for me for a while!"

Hou Xiao turned to look at her in shock. He couldn't imagine that a female star like her would shout such words in public.

After a long time, Hou Xiao said dully, "We just left not long ago. Didn't you go to the bathroom before leaving the B&B?"

"He's gone."

"Then why are you still..." Hou Xiao frowned and asked, "Are you feeling uncomfortable in your stomach?"

"No, I just think it's time to poop, so I want to go poop. If I don't poop while getting paid, I'll lose money at work."

"...?"

"Captain, what's with that expression on your face? Can't you even take a break to take a shit? Don't workers even have the right to take a shit?"

Hou Xiao's brows were furrowed, his expression was hard to describe, so he could only say, "Then go ahead, and come back soon!"

Jiang Nanxi ran away stealthily, "You slack off and I slack off, the director's BMW turns green. You mess up and I mess up, the director will pick up the junk tomorrow."

director:?

audience:?

The others were waiting for Jiang Nanxi there, but after waiting for more than ten minutes, she still hadn't come back.

Before I knew it, a thin layer of fog had risen in the woods, blocking my view, and I couldn't see clearly what was happening not far away in the woods.

Hou Xiao also used the intercom to message Jiang Nanxi several times, but did not get a reply from her.

"Why hasn't she come back in so long? I called her on the intercom, but there was no response."

Li Chu thought for a moment and said, "I'll go look for her. I wonder if she got hurt in an accident, which is why she hasn't answered the intercom."

"Don't go."

Liu Qingyan suddenly said, "She should be fine, let's wait a little longer. If it's something she can't solve, it's useless for you to go."

It's foggy in the woods now. If you leave hastily, you might get lost in the fog."

"Okay, let's wait a little longer."

Li Chu had no choice but to stand still where he was, but he kept looking worriedly in the direction where Jiang Nanxi left.

After a while, screams from Shen Lan and Song Wanwan suddenly came from the other side.

"what is that?!"

"Something is coming out of the white fog!"

Everyone looked in the direction of the two people, and saw a red shadow approaching them quickly on the road they were about to go.

It was originally just a small red dot, but it suddenly enlarged into a human figure with long hair hanging in front of the figure's body.

The fog nearby was getting heavier.

No one could see what the thing looked like. They could only see a woman in red walking in a strange way.

The woman's hair all hung in front of her body. The waterfall-like black hair matched with her red dress looked particularly strange in the quiet woods.

Her limbs were twisted into an incredible arc, and she limped towards them, making a low "ho ho ho" growl from her mouth.

As the woman approached, Shen Lan's eyes suddenly widened, "She, she, she... doesn't seem to be a human. Look at her arm, the whole arm is folded backwards behind the body!

And her legs, one of them was obviously broken, her trouser legs were empty, and there were no feet on the ground, but she was able to walk!"

After Shen Lan shouted like this, the others looked at the woman in red with more horror.

In particular, the woman was walking like a zombie, and suddenly stepped on something, and her whole body fell forward to the ground.

“Hoho…Roar!”

The woman in red let out an angry growl, then suddenly propped herself up with her two arms and crawled towards them quickly and darkly.

"Ah! Zombies, run!"

"Ghost, there is a ghost!"

The guests were so scared that they ran in the opposite direction, completely ignoring Jiang Nanxi who had not returned yet.

The audience was also frightened.

[Damn, damn, damn, what is this? How come there are zombies in the rainforest? ]

[It’s definitely not a zombie, it should be a female ghost in red. These female ghosts are very fierce! ]

[Uh, does anyone find the creeping movements of this female ghost familiar? ]

Inside the woods.

Liu Qingyan was a step slower. The woman in red had already crawled to his side in the dark and grabbed his ankle with her slender white hands.

The woman in red laughed coldly, "It would be a waste if you don't eat the food that's delivered to your door."

Liu Qingyan fell to the ground, "Ah, I've been caught. I'm dead now."

The woman in red paused for a moment, probably because she didn't expect him to fall down so easily.

When she was silent, Liu Qingyan suddenly moved his body and reached out to lift her hair. "Why do I feel like you look familiar?"

Jiang Nanxi quickly opened his hand and said at the bottom of her throat, "You ignorant fellow, I will bite your neck off, suck your blood, and eat you!"

Liu Qingyan pondered for a moment and said, "A friend once told me that the essence of human beings is a prefabricated corpse. People will die anyway, so you should hurry up."

Jiang Nanxi:?

Liu Qingyan: "How do you want to eat? Should I take off my clothes? Do you want to eat with or without taking off your clothes?"

Jiang Nanxi:?

audience:?

Liu Qingyan asked again, "Why are you silent? Aren't you a female ghost? Why don't you eat?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Don't you think your behavior is a bit too wild? You are a cool male celebrity, not the kind of male model that can be ordered at a bar."

Liu Qingyan raised the corners of his lips and said playfully, "Really? Then which one do you want me to be?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Let me ask you, there are many people who take off your clothes, but are there people who wash your clothes? There are many people who invite you to have a midnight snack at night, but are there people who can get up early in the morning to buy you breakfast? There are many people who want to invite you to drink, but are there people who take care of you when you are drunk?

There are many people who care about you when you are sick, but are there any who can really take you to the hospital? There are many people who care about you, but are there any who can help you in times of need? "

Liu Qingyan: "It seems not."

Jiang Nanxi: "That's right. You attract the kind of people you are. You have to be a decent person, and then experience with your heart what kind of people are truly worthy of your cherishment."

Liu Qingyan: "That makes sense. Teacher Jiang, you took so much trouble to pretend to be a female ghost because you don't want everyone to go to the mass grave, right? Then, Teacher Jiang, can I cherish you..."

Jiang Nanxi: "Anyway, I'm not that kind of person. I just want to take off your clothes, haha!"

Jiang Nanxi let out a ferocious and crazy laugh and tore off Liu Qingyan's coat.