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Chapter 78 Liu Qingyan has a crush on the Cockroach King?
Liu Qingyan said to her, "Teacher Jiang, I just transferred the money to you. Show them the bank text message."
Jiang Nanxi was puzzled. "Didn't you just transfer me 2.5 million as a deposit for protection fees? Where did the 5.2 million come from?"
Jiang Nanxi took out her mobile phone and asked the program crew's camera to take a picture of the bank card payment text message.
Liu Qingyan: "There are 5, 2, and 0. If this isn't 520, what is it?"
Jiang Nanxi:?
[Although it's not 5.2 million, why did Yan Shen transfer 2.5 million to her? And this text message also contains the 1 million transferred a few days ago! ]
[Liu Qingyan, do you want to listen to what you are saying? You are obviously forwarding a fool, how can this be related to 520? Are you secretly in love with the cockroach king? ]
[Impossible! How could Yan Shen secretly love this crazy woman? I don't believe it! This money must be some other transaction! ]
Jiang Nanxi looked at Liu Qingyan and was speechless for a rare moment. "If this counts as 520, then I can transfer 0.25 to you to show my appreciation."
Liu Qingyan: "Oh? You have a crush on me?"
Jiang Nanxi:?
Liu Qingyan: "What's that expression on your face? There are many people who like me. If you like me, you don't need to feel inferior."
Jiang Nanxi:?
Jiang Nanxi rolled up her sleeves and said, "I was so busy working that I forgot to hit you." She simply raised her hand and punched Liu Qingyan, knocking him back several steps.
Jiang Nanxi was very strong and Liu Qingyan was hit twice by his punches. His elegant and refined face turned pale immediately, but he was not angry. Instead, he chuckled.
audience:"……"
[Wait, what are you laughing at? Why are you laughing so brightly? Did I beat you up? ]
[I actually felt doting in Yan Shen's eyes. It's over. He can't be really interested in this crazy woman! ]
[Does it have to be a cockroach to attract the attention of the male god? [Crying][Crying]]
Shen Lan, standing aside, had a dark face.
He looked at Liu Qingyan and Jiang Nanxi in disbelief, and he couldn't believe that Liu Qingyan had transferred so much money to Jiang Nanxi!
Liu Qingyan was a young movie star who became famous and the heir of the Liu family, a wealthy family in the imperial capital. To him, these millions were just a few cents.
Could it be possible that Jiang Nanxi really hooked up with a rich man?
But hadn't they just known each other for a short time? How could Liu Qingyan fall in love with her so quickly?
Shen Lan was really confused.
Sudden.
There was a flash of anger in his eyes, "Jiang Nanxi, why did he transfer so much money to you? Did you contact him before we broke up?"
"none of your business."
Jiang Nanxi turned around and was about to go to the kitchen to eat, but Shen Lan grabbed her and said, "Tell me clearly, have you cheated on me too? I think you cheated on me mentally!"
Jiang Nanxi stopped and said, "Then tell me, did I borrow money from online loans? Did I gamble? Were you the one who spread rumors about me just now?"
Shen Lan's expression paused.
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Jiang Nanxi picked up a bottle next to him, unscrewed the cap, and poured the contents of the bottle into Shen Lan's mouth.
"You keep spreading rumors about me all day long. I think you have a cold uterus. Hurry up and drink some pesticide to regulate your body."
"Mmmmm... let me go, I don't want to drink, I don't want to drink, no! Ahhhh!"
Shen Lan's screams continued to be heard, and she tried hard to push Jiang Nanxi away.
As a result, a tall and straight figure suddenly appeared behind him. Liu Qingyan pressed his shoulders with both hands, fixing him firmly in place.
Liu Qingyan: "Teacher Shen, if you are sick, you have to take medicine. Drinking some pesticides is good for your body. Don't resist."
Shen Lan: "No——!"
Jiang Nanxi pinched his chin and frantically poured the bottle of stuff into Shen Lan's mouth. "Tell me, did I borrow money from online loans to gamble?"
"No, no, I was just talking nonsense, let me go, let me go, gurgle gurgle gurgle..."
Shen Lan waved his hands, trying to push Jiang Nanxi away, but Liu Qingyan simply grabbed both of his arms and folded them behind his back.
"Let me go, wuwu, let me go, I don't want to drink pesticides, you are murdering me! Ugh~ wuwu, let me go, wuwu~"
Shen Lan vomited and struggled, but he couldn't break free from the two of them.
His eyes were red and saline solution was uncontrollably overflowing from his eyes. He didn't know if it was because of fear or choking.
Jiang Nanxi also let out a burst of evil laughter, put down the bottle in his hand, picked up another one and continued to pour it into Shen Lan's mouth.
"Since you like to spread rumors, I'm going to poison you and make you mute. Let's see if you will spread rumors about me again in the future!"
“No——! No! Wuuwuwu, director, director, help me, Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan are trying to murder me! Ah——!”
The director came out of the kitchen carrying a plate of food and looked at them blankly, "Shen Lan, why do you want to drink soy sauce and vinegar?"
Shen Lan paused, then he realized that Jiang Nanxi was holding soy sauce and vinegar.
Although what he drank was not pesticide, Jiang Nanxi poured a lot of soy sauce and vinegar into his mouth, and the mixed taste was not pleasant.
"Ugh~!"
Shen Lan hugged the trash can and vomited violently.
As he vomited, he looked towards Jiang Nanxi fiercely, "Jiang Nanxi, just wait for me!"
Liu Qingyan suddenly came out from the utility room next to him and said, "Teacher Jiang, look what I found. There is paraquat in the utility room!"
When Jiang Nanxi saw the bottle with paraquat printed on it in Liu Qingyan's hand, his eyes lit up.
then.
Liu Qingyan and Jiang Nanxi stared at Shen Lan at the same time, and Shen Lan was so scared that he picked up the trash can and ran out of the B&B.
"Fuck! You two crazy people!"
[Shen Lan, you are spreading rumors without hesitation, cheating on someone and asking for dating expenses after breaking up. Can't you afford to live like this? You are a star after all. ]
[I never expected Jiang Nanxi's way of refuting the rumor to be so simple. Shen Lan is really stupid and bad. He confessed everything after being frightened casually.]
[Doesn't anyone find it exciting that a sexy female cockroach and an 18-year-old innocent boy team up to hurt people? These two are more mean than each other, so cute. ]
[No——! No! How can my male god be in a relationship with a cockroach!!! I won’t allow it!]
The director prepared a large table of dishes, and the guests gathered around the table to eat. Song Shixing even secretly gave Jiang Nanxi a thumbs up.
If it weren't for Jiang Nanxi, they would still be writing reports, how could they have a feast! And it was a feast made by the director himself!
Song Shixing finally understood.
He swallowed the food in his mouth and couldn't help but sigh, "It's embarrassing to be a psychopath, but it can drive other people crazy, and then I feel better."
Jiang Nanxi: "Don't learn from me, or you will offend a lot of people without realizing it. For example, right now, Hou Xiao, Shen Lan, Song Wanwan, and the director must want to kill me. Looking back, there are actually very few people around me who support me."
Song Shixing: "That's true, then why are you still..."
Jiang Nanxi: "But I'm not wrong."
Song Shixing: “…”
Just when Song Shixing was speechless, Hou Xiao came back with two bottles of wine and a bag of things.
Hou Xiao saw that everyone was looking at him coldly, so he wanted to ease the atmosphere in the team.
He put the things on the table and said, "I bought some wine and a bag of roasted ostrich meat. Please share."
Jiang Nanxi noticed the bag of roasted ostrich meat he bought at first sight, and saw that the red plastic bag was actually wrapped in a strong yin energy.
She narrowed her eyes and slowly said, "Teacher Hou, are you sure this is ostrich meat? Why do I feel like it's human flesh?"
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