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Chapter 65: Take one step at a time, or die halfway

The director stood there, raised his hand to support his forehead. He was really tired, didn't want to talk, and wanted to die.

Jiang Nanxi, still wearing her hospital gown, ran to the director, took his hand away, and then came up to him seriously and said, "Director, please speak. Do you like Sister Bing?"

director:"……"

Jiang Nanxi: "Old bastard, do you want to date Sister Bing? Hmm?"

director:"……"

Jiang Nanxi: "Why don't you say anything? You're so cold that I caught a cold. I'll use your medical insurance to see a doctor."

director:"……"

I give up. Can someone come and capture this god? He really wants to die!

[Damn it, hahahahahahahahaha, Jiang Nanxi, can you be more normal! ]

[I feel like the director is going to be driven crazy by her! ]

[To be honest, doesn't anyone think that the hospital gown suits Jiang Nanxi very well? It's simply tailor-made for her and is unique to her skin. ]

[When I was in military training, I also wore this. The instructor asked me what kind of soldier I was, and I said I was a crazy soldier.]

The director took a deep breath, pushed Jiang Nanxi a little further away and said, "Don't play puns on me, your clothes are not up to standard!"

The evil, crazy and overbearing smile on Jiang Nanxi's face disappeared instantly, and he looked at the director expressionlessly, "I have Yuyu syndrome, director, you'd better not provoke me."

Jiang Nanxi suddenly took out a packet of medicine from his pocket and said, "Does anyone want to be a rat with me? This is a packet of rat poison. Let's all eat it together. Whoever dies first will be the rat."

Director: Σ(?д?lll)!

The director rushed over and snatched the packet of rat poison from Jiang Nanxi's hand, fearing that she would go crazy and secretly put the poison in everyone's food.

"Alright, alright, a psycho soldier is still a soldier, so you two should just wear these clothes!"

The director looked at Song Wanwan, who was wearing a cheongsam next to him, and was too lazy to pay attention to her at this moment.

"Okay, now let's draw the props."

The director explained the mission, "The props are three different vehicles. Each team will first compete in a speed test on the Panshang Highway. The team that reaches the finish line first will get the mission clue, and then complete the mission based on the mission clue. The team that completes the mission will receive 300 points."

When they heard the 300 points, Shen Lan and Song Wanwan's faces looked unhappy, because their current points were zero. Even if they got these 300 points, they would not be able to surpass the other two teams.

So this final competition can be considered a contest between Jiang Li's team and Liu Song's team.

The points difference between the two teams is not much. Whoever gets 300 points will become the final champion and get the bonus.

Jiang Nanxi went over to draw lots.

There were three modes of transportation in total, namely bicycles, electric vehicles, and off-road vehicles. Jiang Nanxi opened the lottery paper and saw that he had drawn a bicycle.

No, competing with other people on a winding mountain road on a bicycle? Isn't that funny?

How could she be so unlucky!

Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but take a step back, and Li Chu quickly supported her, "What's wrong? What did you win? Is it the best one?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Is there anyone who can do the job for me? I'm a little tired, is there anyone who can do the job for me for a while?"

Li Chu took a look at her note and felt hopeless.

"Will Liu Qingyan's group get an off-road vehicle? Song Shixing is a racing driver. If they drive an off-road vehicle, how can we catch up with them on bicycles?"

The two of them stared at Liu Qingyan and Song Shixing in an instant. They saw Liu Qingyan holding the note, with the corners of his lips slightly raised on his handsome and gentle face, revealing a satisfied smile.

Liu Qingyan: "Ah, nice car."

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu: "What car?"

Liu Qingyan: "I've always wanted to own a car that can be driven easily on rough roads."

Jiang Nanxi: "Damn it! It's an off-road vehicle! I can't live anymore, my neck is so itchy!!!"

Liu Qingyan: "Electric car."

Jiang Nanxi: “…”

Are you sick? You are so excited about smoking an electric car. You scared your dad to death!

The most hopeless team of Shen Lan and Song Wanwan drew the most luxurious and useful off-road vehicle. The two looked at each other, their eyes full of regret and unwillingness.

After a while, they both turned their heads to look in Jiang Nanxi's direction with unfriendly eyes.

If they can't win, then she can't win either!

After drawing lots, the director took the guests to a winding mountain road outside the village. This section of the road was relatively flat, but the length of the competition section was ten kilometers.

Spectators complained when they saw that the drone camera had captured the entire stretch of road.

[It’s OK to drive an electric bike for 10 kilometers, but riding a bicycle for 10 kilometers is a bit strenuous, right? ]

[Is the director targeting Jiang Nanxi? Hahahaha, it's not realistic for a bicycle to catch up with an electric bike, especially over such a long distance.]

[I have ridden 10 kilometers when I was exercising, which is not a bad distance, but I can’t imagine riding a bicycle to catch up with an electric bike. You have to pedal until the wheels smoke to catch up, right?]

Before the competition, the director said, "The team that wins the bicycle can reduce the weight and only needs one player to compete."

"I'll go."

Jiang Nanxi pushed his bicycle straight over.

Li Chu said worriedly, "Can you really catch up with the electric car?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Take it one step at a time. If it doesn't work, I'll die halfway."

Li Chu: “…”

As for the other two teams, they all needed two members to go together. On Liu Qingyan's side, Song Shixing was riding an electric bike, and he was sitting on the back seat.

Shen Lan was driving the car for Shen and Song Wanwan, but the two had no hope of competing for the championship and looked like they were giving up. After the director announced the start of the race, they were still standing there and didn't get in the car.

On the winding mountain road not far away, Song Shixing rode his electric bike at a steady speed. He didn't take his opponent Jiang Nanxi seriously at all and planned to win the race slowly.

After all, she was riding a bicycle and she was a girl, so how could she possibly catch up with an electric bike?

As a result, he had not been riding for long when he suddenly heard Jiang Nanxi's roar from behind, and the roar was getting closer and closer to him.

Jiang Nanxi: "If I make another million, I'll buy a house. Ahhhhh, give my mom money! Ahhhhhh, no one is allowed to snatch one million from me!"

Song Shixing turned around and saw Jiang Nanxi pedaling the bicycle frantically with a ferocious look on his face. The wheels of the bicycle were leaving afterimages and gradually caught up with them.

"What the hell! Is this the speed of a human?!"

Song Shixing was so frightened that he didn't dare to drive the electric bike slowly anymore. He quickly turned the handle and rushed out on the electric bike at the fastest speed.

Jiang Nanxi was about to catch up with their electric bike, but Song Shixing accelerated and left her a long distance behind.

Jiang Nanxi's eyes turned red instantly, and he prepared to pedal his bike faster to catch up with them.

The result is the next second.

An off-road vehicle suddenly rushed out from the woods next to it, blocking the middle of the road, blocking Jiang Nanxi's way forward.

If she hadn't braked in time, she would have crashed into the off-road vehicle with her bicycle.

Jiang Nanxi was furious. "Shen Lan, what are you two doing? You are not taking the winding mountain road, but the small road. You are violating the rules, do you know that?!"

Shen Lan said indifferently, "It's against the rules, so what? We can't win anyway."

After Shen Lan finished speaking, Jiang Nanxi's bicycle moved to the side, and his car also moved a bit, just blocking her in front again.

Jiang Nanxi understood. "You can't win, and you won't let me win, right? Do you think you can stop me from moving forward by blocking me in front of an off-road vehicle?"

"Isn't it possible?"

Shen Lan said meanly, "Go over there if you can. If you can, I'll call you daddy."

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