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Jiang Nanxi picked up the doll on the ground and put it back together, making two boy dolls about the height of a palm.

This doll is very lifelike, with every detail of the human body. The outer skin is made of human skin, and the lining is made of finely ground human bones.

There was also a doll's outfit scattered on the ground, which was an exquisite ancient robe made of silk.

Jiang Nanxi put the clothes on the doll, and it looked like an exquisite and expensive figurine.

She held up the doll and looked at it, muttering curiously, "Is this some ghost's collection of figurines?"

As a result, I looked up.

Jiang Nanxi saw a furtive head poking out from the courtyard wall, but after seeing her, the head quickly shrank back.

"stop!"

Jiang Nanxi stood up, climbed over the wall and chased after the man, then kicked him to the ground.

"Mercy, Your Majesty, please spare me!"

The old Taoist priest's screams were heard.

Jiang Nanxi stepped on him and sneered, "It's you again, old Taoist priest. What are you doing sneaking around? Did you throw this doll here?"

"Your Majesty, it's unfair. I didn't throw it. I just saw that there was a lot of ghost energy here, so I came to see what was going on!"

The old Taoist priest was stepped on by Jiang Nanxi. He stretched out a trembling hand, pointed at the doll in her hand and said, "This thing is evil, don't hold it, throw it away quickly! Otherwise, the consequences will be serious!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Do you recognize this thing? And you dare to say it wasn't thrown by you!"

"No, no, it's really not!"

The old Taoist priest explained anxiously, "I recognize this thing because this doll appeared in my Taoist temple before the incident!

Later, my Taoist temple was occupied by an evil creature. That evil creature was extremely powerful. I guess it had the power of a ghost general, and even the statues in the Taoist temple could not suppress it!

This doll is related to the evil creature, but I definitely didn’t throw it away. I don’t even dare to go back to the temple, so I don’t have a chance to take the doll out. Every time I get close to the temple, the evil creature will beat me like a dog. I can only give the temple to him!"

Jiang Nanxi then loosened his feet and pulled the old Taoist priest up from the ground. "I'll check the surveillance and find out if it was you who threw it. This human-skin doll attracts evil spirits. If I find out that you threw it, you're dead!"

"Okay, okay, check it out!"

Jiang Nanxi took the old Taoist priest to find the staff and checked the surveillance in the yard. They found that it was indeed not the doll thrown by the old Taoist priest.

Instead, a group of children were playing house in the yard with the doll and a bunch of toys. Later, for some unknown reason, the children threw the doll there and ran away.

"Look, look, I told you it wasn't me who threw it! I noticed something strange in your yard, and I was thinking of coming over to help solve it!"

"So that's it."

Jiang Nanxi patted the old Taoist priest on the shoulder and said, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood you just now."

The old Taoist waved his hand and said, "It's okay, but you'd better throw the doll away quickly, otherwise the evil creature will definitely come to you.

I suspect the doll is made of the bones of an evil creature before it died, so he treasures it very much. Anyone who dares to touch it will die! I don’t know how those kids got the doll out of the Taoist temple.”

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Those kids have touched this doll, he must have felt it. If I throw the doll away now, he might go after the kids to settle the score."

Jiang Nanxi simply put the human-skin doll in his pocket and said, "Let him come to me. If he is capable, I will return it to him. If he is not capable, I will help you deal with him and you can return to the Taoist temple."

The old Taoist priest couldn't help asking, "Are you sure? He could be a ghost general, a ghost more ferocious than a fierce ghost! It would be bad if you can't handle him and die in his hands!"

Jiang Nanxi said, "You know what? I have always been a very team-spirited person. I think the most important thing for everyone to work together is to have a sense of community."

Old Taoist priest: "That's right, so you should prepare to deal with it together..."

Jiang Nanxi: "So it's no big deal if we're not sure. The worst that can happen is that we all die together."

Old Taoist: ???

director:? ? ?

Staff: ?????

You'd better be playing with abstraction!

Jiang Nanxi looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, sighed and said, "Why are there so many rich people in this world, why can't there be one more like me? There are so many lucky people in this world, why can't I win a big lottery?

Why doesn't the world explode? Everyone dies together, that would be fair."

The director was right next to him and couldn't help but say, "Nanxi, don't be so pessimistic. You are so strong, you will make a lot of money sooner or later. I also believe that you can solve this problem! The strong never complain about the environment!"

Jiang Nanxi: "You are right. The strong never complain about the environment. But I am a weak person. I not only complain about the environment, but also complain about the strong. I can also turn into a dead person at the right time and scare the strong to death."

director:"……"

Jiang Nanxi: "Director, why are you silent? Oh, I see. You know I like being ignored, right? It feels like my passion is being trampled to pieces. It seems you have already investigated whether I am a masochist. Thank you for taking care of me."

director:"……"

Jiang Nanxi: "Director, why are you still silent? You are not secretly in love with me, are you? This doesn't seem appropriate, unless you give me some money first to show me your strength."

director:"……"

Who will save him!!!

at this time.

A staff member came over and called out, "Teacher Jiang, Teacher Liu and the others made chicken stewed with mushrooms, and he wants you to eat with them!"

“Chicken stewed with mushrooms!”

Jiang Nanxi turned into a shadow and rushed out, appearing next to Liu Qingyan in an instant.

The director, the old Taoist priest and other staff in the monitoring room all breathed a sigh of relief.

I was really afraid that Jiang Nanxi would pull out a bomb and blow up this fucking world! After all, it wasn't the first day she was so crazy!

The pheasant stewed with mushrooms was particularly delicious. Jiang Nanxi ate five large bowls of rice in a row. She ate so fast that she finished five bowls while Li Chu, Liu Qingyan and Song Shixing had not even finished one bowl.

"Hiccup~"

Jiang Nanxi burped and stood up. "Delicious, delicious. After eating, the corpse is warm, and my slightly stiff hands and feet have become flexible."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

other people:"……"

No, she looks skinny, how can she eat so much, and eat so fast!

After a while, Jiang Nanxi stood beside the table and began to move his hands and feet.

She performed a set of Tai Chi and with a precise punch, she knocked Shen Lan, who was passing by, flying away.

Shen Lan was so angry that she yelled, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? Why are you hitting me for no reason? I didn't provoke you today, did I?!"

Jiang Nanxi didn't respond and continued practicing Tai Chi.

Shen Lan roared, "Jiang Nanxi! Speak up! Explain yourself to me clearly! Otherwise, I will never let you go!"

Jiang Nanxi: "If you let me speak, I have to speak? Don't be too controlling."

Shen Lan:?

Jiang Nanxi: "Do you know that I hate control freaks? It's like my every move is being watched by the other person, and my life is completely infiltrated by the other person. Even my mood is controlled by the other person. It's really annoying. So don't be such a person, because I want to be one."

Shen Lan:?

Before Shen Lan could react, Jiang Nanxi suddenly stopped, pointed at Liu Qingyan and said, "You, I order you to come over and kiss me right now."