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Chapter 46 I am the nightmare of this world!!!

"I gonna go see."

Jiang Nanxi was about to leave when she saw Shen Lan peeking out from around the corner of the stairs.

She thought that the things given by the villagers were still in the room, and Shen Lan might want to steal them.

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Wait here for a moment. I want to talk to Li Chu first."

Jiang Nanxi went back to the room and said a few words to Li Chu, asking her to take care of the things given by the villagers, and then came out.

Jiang Nanxi and Song Shixing left.

Not long after the two left, Shen Lan ran up the stairs with Song Wanwan.

"They put all their stuff in the room, let's steal it and leave the village immediately!"

Shen Lan showed a ferocious smile on his face, "Now that Jiang Nanxi is gone, there is only Li Chu left. He is nothing to be afraid of! All these things are ours!"

"Not bad!"

Song Wanwan was so angry that her teeth itched and said, "Jiang Nanxi set the precedent of stealing things herself, so she can't blame us for stealing her things!"

Although Jiang Nanxi is gone, there is still a drone camera at the village chief's house that is broadcasting live.

[I feel like these two people are mad.]

[If it were me, I would be furious, but I don’t think it’s so easy to steal Jiang Nanxi’s things.]

Shen Lan dragged Song Wanwan halfway and suddenly said cautiously, "I think we can't go empty-handed. Let's get a weapon. I'll knock on the door to lure Li Chu to open it, and you rush in to grab things. I'll threaten Li Chu with a weapon, and she will definitely not dare to resist."

Song Wanwan thought about it and felt that it made sense.

"Okay, go get your weapons first."

The two men ran downstairs again and each went to the yard to find a handy weapon.

Shen Lan took an axe and Song Wanwan took a hoe.

However, when the two men went downstairs to look for weapons, Li Chu also came out of the room.

When the audience saw the weapons of these two people, they were a little worried that their things would be stolen, but when they saw Li Chu coming down and quickly taking some things upstairs, the audience fell silent instantly.

The barrage of comments froze for a moment, so that a small vacuum area appeared on the live screen.

[What did Chuchu do with this thing? ]

[You can't take this thing into the room. Doesn't Li Chu despise it? She's a female star after all.]

【Ah, I have a bad feeling. 】

Not long after Li Chu returned to the room, Shen Lan and Song Wanwan came up again and blocked the door.

Shen Lan knocked on the door and said, "Li Chu, come out for a moment. I have something to tell you."

Li Chu: "I'm going to sleep now, it's inconvenient for me to come out, if you have anything to say, just tell me at the door."

"No, this matter is very important. I must talk to you in person. Just come out for a while."

"Then don't say it."

After saying this, Li Chu ignored Shen Lan. Even though he banged the door loudly, Li Chu had no intention of coming over to open it.

Song Wanwan thought for a moment and said, "Li Chu must have guessed that we wanted to steal things, so she won't open the door. Let's just smash the door, and at most we'll have to pay some money."

"It can only be the."

Shen Lan picked up the axe and smashed it hard on the door lock again and again, breaking it.

Seeing that the door lock had fallen off and the door could be easily pushed open, Shen Lan's face showed a ferocious and excited smile again.

"Haha, you forced me to do this. These things are all mine! I will surpass all of your points today!"

Shen Lan kicked the door open and yelled while holding up the axe, "Li Chu, I warn you not to stop us, or else don't blame me for being merciless with the knife in my hand!"

But after he finished shouting, he saw Li Chu looking at him calmly. There were also bursts of strange stench coming from the room, and Song Wanwan was even retching because of the stench.

Shen Lan was puzzled, "What's that smell? Did you and Jiang Nanxi eat shit in the room?"

“It’s hot chicken shit.”

Li Chu raised a clean mop, and now it was her turn to have a hideous smile on her face. Then she used the mop to dip the chicken shit in the small bucket on the ground.

These chicken droppings were just dug out by the village chief, who was going to use them to grow vegetables, and were borrowed by Li Chu.

Seeing her behavior, Shen Lan was stunned for a moment and said, "You...what do you want to do? I have a knife in my hand. If you mess around, believe it or not, I will chop you to death!"

"Do you think I'm scared? Do you know who I am?"

Song Wanwan said disdainfully, "You're just an 18th-tier star who just debuted, what are you so proud of?"

"Haha, I'm the modern Lu Bu. I'll just use the mop to soak up the shit and whoever I poke will die!"

Li Chu picked up the mop and rushed towards Shen Lan and Song Wanwan, waving it wildly. In the blink of an eye, the chicken shit covered the two of them.

Puff.

Li Chu also poked the mop with shit on it into Shen Lan's stomach. The mop moved and made a big puddle on his clothes. Shen Lan collapsed.

Shen Lan raised the axe and said, "Li Chu, you are looking for death, I will fucking chop you to death!"

"Hahahahaha, you're not qualified enough if you want to chop me down. I'm the nightmare of this world!"

Li Chu yelled and raised the mop again to sweep it across Shen Lan's face. Shen Lan was so scared that he dropped the axe and ran away.

“What the hell! Are you sick? Stay away from me!”

He doesn't want to eat shit anymore!

Shen Lan turned and ran, and Li Chu began to attack Song Wanwan frantically, poking her with the mop.

"Ahhhh Li Chu, are you crazy? Go away, don't come over here!"

The two of them almost crawled down the stairs, not daring to look back, and had long forgotten about Jiang Nanxi's things.

[Li Chu, tell me the truth, was this move taught to you by Jiang Nanxi, the old man? ]

[This is not good. The second floor of the village chief's house has been made dirty! Chicken poop is super smelly, and it is probably impossible to clean it up! ]

[Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu are really crazy, totally disregarding the consequences. I am a little speechless.]

【I feel sorry for the village chief.】

Although Li Chu managed to protect the things, her behavior made the audience scold her to death, and the audience also scolded Jiang Nanxi.

But next second.

The camera captured Li Chu taking out two yellow talismans from his pocket, one of which he pasted inside the room and the other on the stairs outside the room.

With a whoosh, two dust-purifying talismans flashed white light, and the room and stairs became clean in an instant, without any trace of chicken shit.

[Holy crap???]

[What is this, a magic technique? ]

[Is this given by Jiang Nanxi? ]

The audience was shocked and frantically asked what the talisman was, but the director did not broadcast the situation live anymore and instead cut the camera to Jiang Nanxi's side.

Jiang Nanxi found Liu Qingyan and discovered that he was indeed trapped in a ghost wall, because not far from where he passed by there was a very ancient and luxurious Tomb of the Yin.

But as she walked through the woods, she didn't see the grave mound, but instead saw an exquisitely carved stone tablet with the words "Holy Residence of Buddha" engraved on it.

Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but sneer, "You look so spooky, and you still have the nerve to call it the Holy Residence of the Buddha? How shameless."

After complaining, she suddenly remembered that the old man from the Chen family claimed to be a Buddhist from the underworld?

Jiang Nanxi walked around the stone wall several times, wondering if this was Old Master Chen's tomb.

at this time.

Liu Qingyan walked towards her, his face a little pale, and said to her, "Thank you for what happened just now. I don't know what's going on recently. I feel like I always encounter some strange things."

Jiang Nanxi stared at him for a while and said, "There's something wrong with your fate. Why don't you give me your birth date and I can help you figure out why."

"can."

Liu Qingyan was just about to tell her his birth date, but suddenly his feet became empty and he fell down into the hole.

"Liu Qingyan!"

Jiang Nanxi reacted and grabbed his hand, trying to pull him up, but a cold breath came from her back and pushed her down!

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