I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Jiang Nanxi looked at the broom in front of her, with the golden light shining on the broom handle, and she was speechless.

She thought it would not work this time, so she just drew a talisman on the broom, and it worked.

She drew several symbols on other things, but none of them worked, only this one worked.

Is she the chosen broom fairy?

Jiang Nanxi: "Forget it, forget it. Think about it on the bright side. At least the weapon used by Master to beat me the first time is the same one. At least it's the same weapon as Master's."

She sighed and quickly accepted the fact that her first spiritual weapon was a broom.

Jiang Nanxi drew talismans on other things, all of which were his own things, except for this broom which belonged to the village chief.

She also went to see the village chief and bought the broom.

The village chief was surprised and said, "This is just an ordinary bamboo broom. You can just go to the market and buy one. Why did you buy this from me?"

Jiang Nanxi: "As a magic weapon."

village head:?

Jiang Nanxi: "Don't underestimate this ordinary broom. I have modified it. It is not only my weapon, but also my mount."

village head:?

The village chief glanced at the coffin in the yard, and thought of Jiang Nanxi running back carrying the coffin just now, and her weird words. He always felt that she looked a little intelligent, but also a little mentally retarded.

Especially now, Jiang Nanxi raised the broom and shouted, "You and I are both dark horses when the world is still uncertain, and we are all cattle and horses when the alarm clock rings. Knowing that there is a tiger in the mountain, we retreat fiercely, and we will be able to run faster after get off work in the future!"

The village chief fell into silence for a while, then asked Song Shixing next to him, "Is she really a star? I think she may need to see a doctor."

Song Shixing also fell silent.

In fact, he had seen Jiang Nanxi's many abilities and wanted to speak up for Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi held the broom and said, "Peter Pan, let's go for a ride. Let me see how fast you can fly. Then I won't have to squeeze on the bus to go to work!"

Song Shixing walked over and kindly reminded Jiang Nanxi, "You are not Harry Potter, your broom cannot fly into the sky, wake up."

Jiang Nanxi asked him back, "My broom can carry one more person, do you want to join me?"

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she crossed her legs and sat on the broom, raising her chin towards Song Shixing.

"Come on, I'll take you for a ride."

"..."

Song Shixing walked away and said, "Your mental illness should be intermittent."

As soon as he left, Li Chu came running over and said, "I'll do it, I'm bored after eating. Nanxi, take me for a ride!"

Song Shixing turned around and saw Li Chu holding Jiang Nanxi's waist and riding on the broom.

The camera also captured this scene.

When seeing Jiang Nanxi riding on the broom, the audience was just shocked by her mental state, but when seeing Li Chu and Jiang Nanxi riding on it together, their feelings became a bit complicated.

[It is not easy for Jiang Nanxi to find fellow patients on every show. 】

[No wonder you two were assigned to the same team, it turns out you have similar conditions! ]

[Is Jiang Nanxi a die-hard Harry Potter fan? But it's a bit embarrassing to do this on a variety show.]

[I would only do something like this when I was ten years old. I doubt Jiang Nanxi's IQ is the same as that of a ten-year-old child, or she is delusional.]

As soon as the netizen finished complaining, Jiang Nanxi shouted, "Peter Pan, take off!"

next second.

A golden light flashed on the broom, and it carried Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu up into the air, then flew out of the yard in a flash.

Song Shixing:?

audience:?

The director was watching the live broadcast the whole time. He wanted to send a message to ask Jiang Nanxi to behave normally, but then he saw the broom fly out.

He quickly asked his staff to control the drone camera to follow them out, and then captured the scene of them flying around the village on brooms.

The audience was dumbfounded.

【ah? ? ? ! ! ! 】

[Fuck, isn’t this a special effect?! ]

[This show is live, how do we create special effects? ]

[Are you serious???????]

The audience suspected that they were hallucinating, or that the director had hung the two people on wires.

But after observing for a long time, everyone couldn't find any signs of fraud. Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu were just flying in the sky on brooms!

Li Chu's excited shouts could be heard in the air, "It feels so good, so good! So this is what it feels like for Harry Potter to fly on a broomstick!"

Jiang Nanxi was humming a song.

"Harry Potter flying on a broomstick~

sorry sorry～～

And my broom

But I can only clean up the garbage dump～～

What is Happy Planet?

Poor, you are a cross, poor, haha, you are a cross, sorry sorry～～"

Li Chu: "I am also on Happy Planet now. I can only say sorry~sorry~ that you are not here."

Jiang Nanxi: “sorry~sorry~”

Li Chu: "Sorry~sorry~"

director:"……"

audience:"……"

Can you two be normal?

Some viewers couldn't hold back when seeing the two of them flying happily in the air.

[Oh my god, I can’t believe how much fun this is. If I rode this thing to work, I would definitely be the coolest guy in the whole company.]

[If I had this thing, why would I go to work? I would just go deliver food and throw it into the window, killing the other deliverymen.]

[You two, get down here and let me go up and play for a while. Don't force me to kneel down and beg you! ]

[Jiang Nanxi!!! I've been your fan for 50 years, have you forgotten me? Hurry up and post a link for us old fans to buy it! ]

[Sister Xi, I want to buy it too. Have you forgotten how we knew each other when we were little? When we were little, you played at your house and I played at mine. We had such a good relationship! Please give me the link! ]

Jiang Nanxi had no idea how excited the audience was by her behavior, to the point that her Weibo followers were increasing at an extremely terrifying rate.

After she took Li Chu for a ride on the broom, she returned to the village.

I was planning to go back to the village chief's house, but when I passed by a house, I heard a shrill scream from inside, "Ah! My...my stomach! What's going on!"

The broom's flying motion paused for a moment.

Li Chu also heard the voice, and she couldn't help but say, "It sounds like the voice of that pregnant woman. Is she going to give birth to Yaozu tonight?"

"Go down and have a look."

Jiang Nanxi let the broom fall and it landed on a tree outside the yard of the family's house. She and Li Chu were just about to squat on the tree and see the situation at the pregnant woman's home.

The screaming sound just now came from An An's mother. She was lying on a recliner in the yard, and her belly was growing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Her belly was originally just slightly bulging, but now it has become as big as a football.

And my belly continued to grow.

Li Chu looked at this scene in shock, and exclaimed, "Oh my God, her belly is getting bigger and bigger. This is definitely not a normal pregnancy. Is she pregnant with a ghost?"

Jiang Nanxi said, "I guessed half right."

As soon as the words fell, a lot of blood flowed between the woman's legs, and something was born!