I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

"Mmmmm, that stinks, who's behind me!"

Shen Lan's dull cry attracted everyone's attention and also attracted the attention of the audience.

[Ah, what is Shen Lan doing? Why is he burying his head in cow dung? ]

[There is no one behind him, what is he shouting? ]

Shen Lan's shouts continued to be heard, "Help... Help! Who is holding my head? It stinks, let me go!"

Because he was shouting, his mouth was open, and the force behind him pressed him into the cow dung again. The stench was so severe that Shen Lan retched and begged for help.

"Help...help!"

Shen Lan's voice was gradually blocked, and her shouting became unclear, so no one could hear clearly.

Song Wanwan was startled when she saw his strange look, and quickly said to Song Shixing, "Second brother, Shen Lan is so strange, he said something was pushing him, but we didn't see anything, please help save Shen Lan!"

Song Shixing didn't like this bastard who cheated on his sister in the first place, and after spending the past few days together on variety shows, Shen Lan's behavior was really annoying.

Song Shixing just stood there without moving, "He's your own boyfriend, why don't you go save him?"

"I……"

Song Wanwan's face turned pale, she bit her lip and said, "I'm not strong enough, I'm afraid I can't drag him."

In fact, I thought it was too smelly. Shen Lan’s face and body were covered with feces!

Jiang Nanxi said quietly, "Song Wanwan, if you don't save him, he will be suffocated to death. Do you want to watch your teammates die in front of you?"

At this moment, a vengeful spirit was pressing Shen Lan's head tightly, pressing his entire face onto the pile of cow dung. Shen Lan struggled with his arms, but couldn't get free.

Seeing this strange scene, Song Wanwan couldn't help but say, "I can't do it alone, can't someone come and help me?"

"Why should I help you? He's your boyfriend, not mine."

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, Song Wanwan's tears began to fall, "But...but this is also a life, Jiang Nanxi you are too cruel!"

Jiang Nanxi rolled her eyes.

Too lazy to pay attention to her.

Song Shixing saw it and said impatiently, "Okay, stop crying, don't blackmail others! I'll go with you to drag him, come here quickly!"

The two men walked towards Shen Lan, grabbed Shen Lan's arms, one on the left and one on the right, trying to pull him up.

A vengeful spirit suddenly entered Shen Lan's body. His eyes flashed red, and he suddenly shook off Song Shixing and Song Wanwan's hands with great force.

Bang.

Shen Lan's body fell back to the ground again, his face buried in the cow dung again, and then he pushed his face in the cow dung while shouting, "Go away, don't touch me! It's delicious, so delicious, delicious, I love it! The children love it!"

Song Wanwan: ???

Song Shixing: ???

audience:! ! !

[Ah? Hahahaha, what the hell, it turns out that Shen Lan wants to eat shit himself? ]

[No, brother, your hobby is quite unique, no wonder you said such harsh words just now. ]

[Shen Lan, did you notice that the others fainted, so you got up and ate shit secretly, thinking that others wouldn't notice? ]

Seeing Shen Lan's behavior, Jiang Nanxi was also shocked, and then he realized that he was possessed.

Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but give that ghost brother a thumbs up in her heart. He was really trying too hard to repay his kindness!

Shen Lan's voice came again, "Haha, it's delicious, so delicious, I love it! I'll eat it, I'll eat it all!"

Song Wanwan was standing nearby. Seeing this scene, her legs almost went limp. "Shen Lan, what's wrong with you? Can you please stop eating? I'm scared!"

“Haha, yummy yummy!”

"Shen Lan, wake up!"

"I will eat, I will eat!"

Seeing Shen Lan's crazy actions, Song Wanwan couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled his arm hard again, trying to pull him away from here.

As a result, Shen Lan grabbed a pile of shit and threw it on Song Wanwan's face, "Do you want to eat it too? I'll share some with you, eat it quickly!"

"Ahhh!"

Song Wanwan immediately collapsed, "Shen Lan, you bastard, what are you doing! How dare you do this to me? I want to break up with you!"

pat.

Shen Lan threw another pile of it at her face.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Song Wanwan screamed and ran away, and then Shen Lan got up, grabbed a pile of cow dung in his hand and chased after her, throwing it at her.

"Hey, don't come over here!"

"Shen Lan, be good, eat it yourself, don't give it to us!"

"Run, run, Shen Lan is crazy!"

The others quickly avoided them.

When the rescue team and the police arrived, Shen Lan fainted on the ground, and Song Wanwan squatted on the ground and cried bitterly.

These people followed the rescue team back to the B&B, while Jiang Nanxi took the police to the human traffickers' lair and rescued the others.

When we got back to the B&B, it was already dark.

When Jiang Nanxi walked into the B&B, she saw Song Wanwan sitting on the sofa in the living room, still crying, and Shen Lan was standing not far away, at a loss.

Both of them washed clean, but there was still a lingering smell on their bodies, especially Shen Lan.

Shen Lan tried to get close to Song Wanwan several times, to apologize and comfort her, but every time Song Wanwan yelled at him to get out, which showed that she was very angry with Shen Lan.

After a while, the director came over with the staff, "Let me take a look at the mushrooms everyone has picked and start counting today's points."

Everyone was taken away by the mushrooms.

Liu Qingyan x Song Shixing +215

Jiang Nanxi x Li Chu +481

Song Wanwan x Shen Lan +1389

When the other guests saw the points calculated by Song Wanwan and Shen Lan's team, they were shocked and stared blankly at the wild Ganoderma lucidum among the pile of mushrooms.

"No, when did you pick the Ganoderma? Our three teams went together. Logically, if you can pick the Ganoderma, we can definitely see it."

Song Wanwan said, "I saw it with my sharp eyes, but I didn't tell you. I picked it secretly when you were picking other mushrooms."

After she finished speaking, she glanced at Jiang Nanxi and said, "After all, some people like to snatch the Ganoderma lucidum. What if they snatch it away when they see it?"

Jiang Nanxi picked up the Ganoderma lucidum and took a look at it, sneering, "This is not a wild Ganoderma lucidum at all. It doesn't grow in the area where we collect mushrooms. This is artificially cultivated."

Song Wanwan said dissatisfiedly, "Are you jealous that we got so many points? The experts invited by the director said it was wild Ganoderma lucidum. Do you know more about it than the experts?"

The expert on identifying fungi nearby spoke up.

"This is indeed wild Ganoderma lucidum. I have been engaged in research in this area for many years and I am a PhD student in a related major at a well-known domestic university. The person next to me is my student, who is a master's student in this major. Both of us can identify that this Ganoderma lucidum is wild, there is no mistake."

Song Wanwan: "Did you hear that? He has a PhD and a master's degree in this field. Who are you? Are you qualified to question him?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Are PhDs and Masters so impressive? Won't PhDs and Masters make mistakes? Won't PhDs and Masters tell lies? I have an identity that's even more impressive than theirs, and I'll scare you to death if I tell you."

The expert said unconvincedly, "May I ask what your professional identity is? Tell me about it."

"I am a lady."

"...?"

"What's so great about having a PhD or a master's degree? Telling lies against one's conscience is rubbish. My dad is a great lady, and you bastards were all born to ladies, right?

Without you, there would be no you. It is a blessing for you to have such an outstanding lady like me here to shoot with you. "

director:?

expert:?

audience:?