I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Gusts of cold wind blew, making the leaves rustle, and a cold female voice suddenly sounded in the yard.

"Who is calling me?"

Everyone was startled and looked in the direction where the sound came from. They saw a white shadow floating out from behind the old locust tree and lying on the back of the old Taoist priest.

"is it you?"

The female ghost leaned over and asked in his ear.

The old Taoist priest felt as if a small mountain was pressing down on his back. He wanted to get up but couldn't move at all.

The old Taoist priest panicked instantly, "It's not me! Aren't you in that woman's body? Why are you here!"

"is it you?"

The female ghost still asked in his ear.

"no no!"

The old Taoist priest was so scared that he almost peed his pants.

He had never encountered such a strong female ghost before, and the peach wood sword in his hand was useless!

The female ghost's long hair was entangled around the old Taoist priest's neck. The old Taoist priest was suffocated and his face turned blue and purple. He could only make hoarse sounds from his mouth and was unable to speak.

This female ghost had a very strong cultivation level, so the program crew's camera was able to capture her transparent figure, which scared the audience instantly.

Some people were so scared that they threw their phones away.

[Oh my god, I’m watching a variety show at home alone tonight, and I’m so scared! ]

[This thing is so powerful, it can even kill Taoist priests. I feel like the old Taoist priest is going to lose his energy! ]

[Jiang Nanxi seems fine. It doesn't seem like he came out of Jiang Nanxi's body. Could it be that the old Taoist priest really summoned him?]

The staff on the scene were so scared that they ran around everywhere and ran into the homestay.

"Ghost, ghost! There really is a ghost!"

"Did it come out of Jiang Nanxi's body?!"

"A ghost is killing people, run!"

The director was about to run away when he saw Jiang Nanxi walking towards the old Taoist priest, and then... plopped down on the back of the female ghost.

The situation now became that the old Taoist priest was lying on the ground half-dead, the female ghost was lying on top of the old Taoist priest trying to take his life, and Jiang Nanxi was sitting on top of them like an ancestor.

Director: w(?Д?)w!!

The director's face turned pale, and he bravely went over to grab her, "Jiang Nanxi, are you crazy? Even the old Taoist priest can't deal with this thing, let's run!

We will leave tomorrow morning. We won’t shoot anymore. We won’t shoot in this damn place! Let’s go somewhere else!”

"Don't be impatient yet."

Jiang Nanxi shook off his hand and said to him, "Director, don't you think I am suitable to be the emperor?"

director:?

Jiang Nanxi: "First, my personality is fickle. Second, I am suspicious by nature. Third, I want to possess any good things I see. Fourth, if I don't like someone, I want to kill his entire clan. Fifth, I am the Son of Heaven and I can never be wrong. Sixth, no matter what I do, I am not in a hurry. People around me are more anxious than I am.

That’s right, I came to this variety show to be the emperor. I am simply the emperor chosen by heaven!”

director:?

audience:?

other people:?

After hearing Jiang Nanxi's outrageous statement, most people did not run away. Instead, they turned around and looked at her as if she were a fool.

Shen Lan hid behind the door of the living room and laughed, "You are the emperor, and I am the emperor emeritus. I think you are seriously ill!"

Jiang Nanxi was furious. He stood up and pointed in Shen Lan's direction, saying, "You are spreading rumors to confuse the people. Stab him to death!"

next second.

Jiang Nanxi raised his foot and kicked the female ghost, kicking her next to Shen Lan like a ball.

Shen Lan: ???

Shen Lan was so scared that she did a laser dance on the spot, "Ahhhhh, ghost, help me!" and then fainted.

The female ghost fell to the ground beside her, and she hadn't even attacked Shen Lan, the idiot. She was stunned for a long time, as if she didn't expect that humans could attack her.

Until, a child's resentful voice came from a corner not far away, "Mom, she is the one who bullied me, she bit my head!"

The child ghost from before came back again, floating in the corner of the yard, pointing at Jiang Nanxi.

"Bullying my daughter? You're courting death!"

The female ghost's eyes turned scarlet instantly, and she crawled darkly on the ground quickly and rushed towards Jiang Nanxi.

The long hair on her head grew longer and longer, spreading forward and tangled around Jiang Nanxi's ankles.

result.

Jiang Nanxi bent down and tore off her hair, then grabbed the ghost girl's hair and swung her up like a pendulum.

shhhhhh!

The ghost girl's screams continued, "Ah, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint, let me down quickly."

Jiang Nanxi: "You little dog slave, how dare you assassinate the emperor? I will sentence you to death."

call out--!

boom--!

Jiang Nanxi was swinging the female ghost faster and faster. Several times he smashed her against the wall and then pulled her back and continued to swing her like a pendulum, scaring the female ghost into screaming wildly.

The other people in the program crew and the audience saw Jiang Nanxi swinging the female ghost, and it was like there was an extra helicopter propeller on his head, and he was almost flying away. Everyone was stunned.

[Ah? Why isn't she afraid of female ghosts? ]

[Jiang Nanxi is quite capable, but we still think she is mentally ill.]

[No, I still think there is a ghost in Jiang Nanxi's body, but the ghost in her body is stronger than this female ghost!

Didn't you notice that Jiang Nanxi's dark crawling movements are very similar to the crawling movements of this female ghost? 】

[Stop shaking it off, stop shaking it off, Jiang Nanxi, you are shaking it off so fast, you might catch a cold on the door of the B&B! ]

In the end, the female ghost was about to vomit, and she fell down staggeringly and wanted to attack Jiang Nanxi, but was slapped unconscious by Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi looked towards the corner with a bad expression.

The ghost kid was so scared that he trembled and swallowed nervously, "If you hit her, you can't hit me again."

Jiang Nanxi chuckled, "It's just something that comes handy."

She walked over and slapped the little ghost so hard that he fainted.

The old Taoist priest was stunned when he saw Jiang Nanxi deal with the two ghosts, one big and one small, with just two slaps.

He looked at Jiang Nanxi fearfully and asked, "Why is your spiritual power so strong? Are you a hidden master?"

Jiang Nanxi: "No, I am the emperor of the Internet."

The old Taoist saw her serious expression and his mouth twitched wildly, "There is no emperor in modern times. But you are so powerful, are you the reincarnation of an ancient emperor?"

Jiang Nanxi: "If you insist on thinking this way, I don't know what to say."

The old Taoist priest said: "Your aura is very unusual, so powerful, no wonder I made a mistake and thought there was a ghost in your body! It turns out that the soul in your body is the soul of an emperor!"

director:?

Isn't Jiang Nanxi playing with abstraction? Why is this old Taoist priest speaking so seriously?

The director couldn't help but say, "Master, you misunderstood, she was just playing a joke. I admit that Jiang Nanxi has some ability, but how could she be the reincarnation of an emperor with her mental condition? She is either going crazy or on the way to going crazy every day. Which emperor would be so emotionally unstable?"

The old Taoist priest said: "How dare you say that about His Majesty! His Majesty is not moody, nor is he emotionally unstable. His Majesty's heart is just unpredictable!"

director:?

audience:?

other people:?