I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Jiang Nanxi looked at the jade beads on the sarcophagus and said, "Those are the Nine Orifice Plugs. In ancient times, some people would use the Nine Orifice Plugs to plug all the holes in their bodies after death to prevent the loss of their body energy, and then use special methods to prevent the body from decaying.

The jade bead in your hand is slightly larger than a human thumb and is cone-shaped. This shape is used to block the back door. "

The program crew's drone happened to be next to Jiang Nanxi, and the audience also heard her science presentation.

[It is true. I am an archaeologist. This thing is the Houqiao Pearl. But shouldn’t the jade plugs used to block the nine orifices be inside the body? Why are they all piled up in this sarcophagus? Where is the body?]

[Eh~~ In other words, Shen Lan kissed the thing stuffed in the butt of the corpse? That's really strong! ]

Shen Lan's face turned pale and he put the conical jade bead in his hand back into the sarcophagus.

Thinking about the cone-shaped jade bead he had just kissed, Shen Lan felt nauseous.

I feel like vomiting!

Jiang Nanxi narrowed his eyes and said, "These things have a lot of negative energy and resentment on them, which means that the ghosts of their owners have not yet dissipated. You took so many, aren't you afraid that people will come to find you?"

Although Shen Lan threw away the Houqiao bead, she did not take out the other jade beads in the bag, and even wanted to pick out other jade beads and put them in.

Obviously he doesn't want to give up this huge wealth.

Shen Lan sneered, "I have known you for so many years, how come I didn't know that you know so much about burial objects? You haven't learned any relevant knowledge at all, so if you don't understand, don't pretend to know it here!"

Jiang Nanxi had never learned any relevant knowledge during her lifetime, but she has been a ghost for thousands of years after her death. How could she not understand these things of the dead?

She chuckled, "A dog will always eat shit. It's normal that you like the smell of this kind of stuff. I suggest you put it in your mouth and suck it. Maybe you can satisfy your craving. After all, there is no shit for you to eat in this tomb."

"Jiang, Nan, Xi!"

The sound of Shen Lan gritting his teeth could be heard.

"You are the dog!"

Seeing Shen Lan coming over angrily and picking up a stone from the ground to hit her, Jiang Nanxi quickly raised her hand and said to him, "Wait a minute."

Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and said, "I'm just kindly reminding you not to touch these dead people's dirty things. Maybe it can save your life. How can you treat your lifesaver like this?"

Shen Lan: "Did you remind me like this?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Okay, okay, I said something inappropriate, how about I apologize to you?"

Before Shen Lan agreed, Jiang Nanxi looked at him with a sincere expression, "I'm sorry, I think that back hole bead is really suitable for you, and it matches your temperament so well!"

Shen Lan:?

Jiang Nanxi: "Look at your temperament, you are cool and handsome, it's very suitable. Especially your eyes, they are just cool eyes, the standard of cool and handsome guys."

Shen Lan:?

audience:?

【？ ？ ？ ？ ？ Ah? Sister, your words are too rude, hahahahahaha. 】

[In that case, from now on, I will call Shen Lan the handsome guy with bad eyes, to match his bad boy temperament.]

Shen Lan was so angry at Jiang Nanxi that her eyes were blazing with fire. She rushed towards her angrily, "Jiang Nanxi, I have tolerated you for a long time!"

Shen Lan rushed to Jiang Nanxi, raised the big rock in his hand, and was about to smash it on her head.

Jiang Nanxi dodged nimbly, then raised his foot and kicked Shen Lan on the back, causing him to fall face down on the ground and slide for a long distance.

"you……!"

There was a large bloodstain on Shen Lan's face. He turned to look at Jiang Nanxi. The hairless human pig puppet beside Jiang Nanxi roared at him.

"Hoo-woof!"

The area of this underground palace is too large. The large human-pig puppet roared, and an echo was heard.

Shen Lan saw the ferocious expression of the human-pig puppet, its body squirming strangely, and baring its teeth as it tried to rush towards him. He was so scared that his face turned pale and he collapsed on the ground, not daring to move.

What a monster!

Why would Jiang Nanxi lead such a terrifying monster like a dog? Don't be too outrageous!

[Shen Lan, can you learn a lesson? Why did you provoke her? Sister Xi scolded you, just bear with it! ]

[I’m dying of laughter. I think Shen Lan is going to piss himself. Wasn’t that awesome just now? ]

[No, no one noticed that the human-pig puppet barked like a dog? Does this thing really think it is a dog? ]

Jiang Nanxi pulled the rope and held the human pig puppet, "Baby, don't be impulsive. You can't eat him. He eats shit. You are a domesticated dog. You can't learn from him."

The human-pig puppet lay down quietly in an instant.

Shen Lan:?

audience:?

When Shen Lan heard what Jiang Nanxi said, he was so angry that his nose was about to be crooked, but he couldn't beat Jiang Nanxi, and he was afraid of the big monster beside her, so he could only hold his breath and stay away.

When Jiang Nanxi saw that Liu Qingyan had woken up, she ignored Shen Lan and went to find him.

This made Shen Lan feel relieved.

While they were not paying attention, Shen Lan sneaked back to the stone chamber and continued to pack the jade artifacts. He put all the jade beads into the bag and prepared to take them away.

After he had packed the jade beads, he discovered that there were many gold, silver, jade and bronze antiques in the underground palace.

Shen Lan glanced at the other path in the stone chamber, and then looked at the gold, silver and jade artifacts in the underground palace. A trace of greed flashed in his eyes.

"Since we're here, we might as well take more."

Shen Lan carried his backpack and returned to the underground palace, ready to pick up the precious burial objects on the ground.

Jiang Nanxi noticed his action immediately and said coldly, "Don't move the things in this underground palace. If you move things and cause us any trouble, I will beat you to death."

"I'll just move, how about that!"

Shen Lan picked up the pile of gold bricks at his feet on the spot and put them into his backpack, then took out several high-quality jade carvings.

This is not enough.

He also hung various precious jade pendants, jade pendants, and jade pendants around his neck, and his wrists were full of jade bracelets.

His eyes became more and more excited. "No wonder some people like to be tomb robbers. These things are enough for me to live a life of luxury! Why would I want to be in the entertainment industry in the future? I won't have to work anymore!"

Jiang Nanxi said suddenly, "Tomb robbing is illegal. The drone is still broadcasting live. If you dare to take these things out, you will go to jail!"

Shen Lan's expression paused.

He turned his head to look at the drone not far away, picked up a gold brick, and threw it at the drone, trying to destroy it.

[Someone come! Protect the emperor, protect the emperor quickly! ]

【!!! Shen Lan, you troublemaker, try to hit me, I will call the police to arrest you! 】

[You idiot, you thought you could get away with smashing the camera? The police will still find you! ]

The drone narrowly avoided the gold brick.

Seeing that his first attack failed, Shen Lan wanted to continue, but suddenly a scream came from inside the underground palace.

The young tomb robber shouted in panic, "Why is the lid of this crystal coffin open? I remember it was sealed last time I came here! The body of the imperial concubine inside is missing!"