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"what!!!"

The old man sat on the ground, looking at the long knife just inches away from his crotch, his legs trembling.

Jiang Nanxi stood on the altar and looked at him leisurely, "Is it convenient for you to tell me now? If it is still inconvenient, you don't have to go to the bathroom in the future."

"I said it, I said it!"

The old man broke out in a cold sweat and quickly explained, "We are here to look for the Han Dynasty's Four Gods Patterned Jade Door Knocker, which is said to be a precious magical instrument made by a great master of the Han Dynasty.

I don't know what it does specifically, but the price of this thing on the black market is very high, and many people in the Xuanmen are looking for this thing. As long as you can find this thing, it won't be a problem to make tens of billions. "

They are tomb robbers. They don't care about the functions of these ancient artifacts, nor are they sure whether the legendary magical functions exist. They only care about whether they can get a good price for the things.

"So that's it."

Jiang Nanxi raised his hand and took back the long knife. "Come here and continue to crack the astronomical instrument. Don't play tricks on me again, or I don't mind killing you two."

"No, not anymore."

When the old man saw her ability to take objects from the air, his pupils shrank unconsciously.

This ability...

He had met many people from the Xuanmen sect. Those who could perform this kind of practice of telekinesis were basically old masters who had practiced in seclusion for decades. How could this woman be so strong at such a young age?

Who is she?!

The old man said quickly, "You are good at fighting and you also know Taoist magic. If you go with us to the depths of the tomb, you will have someone to look after you. I will definitely help you get the antidote."

"Do not talk nonsense."

Seeing Jiang Nanxi's impatient look, the old man stopped talking and hurried over to crack the astronomical instrument.

There is a star compass engraved on the ground of the altar, with several rotating circular axes, and in the very center of the altar stands a large copper ball similar to a globe.

Click, click.

As the two men cracked the star compass on the ground, the big ball in the center of the altar began to spin.

This large copper ball has a diameter of more than three meters and is about the height of two people. There is nothing nearby to climb up.

The old man said to Jiang Nanxi, "Girl, your broom can fly. Fly up and press the groove on the top of the big ball. By pressing this groove, we can enter the real Han Dynasty tomb."

Jiang Nanxi was about to fly up on the broom when Liu Qingyan suddenly grabbed her and shook his head at her.

Liu Qingyan even leaned closer to her and whispered, "When the big ball was spinning just now, I heard a sound inside. There must be something inside. This old man is deep-minded and cruel. We can't just help him do whatever he says. Let them press it themselves."

Seeing the two of them huddled together and mumbling but without making any movement, the old man said, "Are you worried that I'll cheat you again? Forget it, I'll climb up with the rope and press it myself.

The two of them just stood there without moving.

The old man took out a roll of rope, swung it hard over the big copper ball, and tied it to a protruding copper needle on the top of the ball.

Then the old man pulled the rope and climbed up the curved pole next to the big bronze ball.

There was a click.

He pressed the groove on top.

The large copper ball that was slowly rotating in front of me suddenly stopped, and a smooth crack appeared in the middle.

They could see through the gap that the big copper ball was empty, but it was pitch black and they couldn't see clearly what was going on.

pat, pat.

A lot of black mucus suddenly overflowed from the cracks in the copper ball and spread onto the altar.

"This is..." Jiang Nanxi felt that the slime looked familiar, "The slime of the human pig puppet?"

"good."

The old man's voice came again.

When he was pulling the rope down from above the big ball, he suddenly bounced up and kicked the cracked lower half of the sphere hard.

There was a bang.

He kicked the half copper ball away, black mucus splashed everywhere, Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan hurriedly stepped back to avoid it.

"what are you doing!"

Jiang Nanxi shouted angrily, and then saw the old man loosen the rope and jump down.

This large copper sphere was made up of two copper hemispherical covers. The old man kicked away the lower half of the cover, revealing a secret passage on the ground.

When the old man jumped down from the rope, he jumped into this dark passage.

The young man was right next to them, using a coat to block the splattering mucus. It was obvious that he knew where the secret passage was, so he didn't move away.

He also jumped into the secret passage.

Seeing that the stone slab above the secret passage was about to close slowly, Jiang Nanxi rushed over and stuck his long knife in the middle of the two stone slabs. Then his spiritual power overflowed and wrapped around the long knife, directly prying the two stone slabs away.

Below the secret passage is a long spiral staircase leading deep into the ground. The old man and the young man are running wildly on the long staircase.

The young man at the back turned his head to take a look and couldn't help but shout, "Master, Master, that woman's brute force is so terrifying, she actually broke the stone slab of the secret passage!"

"Don't worry about her! There's a huge human-pig puppet inside the copper ball. It will hold them back. Let's go down the stairs quickly. Once we get down there, we can get rid of them completely!"

As the old man had just finished speaking, he suddenly heard loud bangs coming from behind, accompanied by the miserable screams of "Ah-wuh-wuh" from the human-pig puppet.

The young man's shout was heard again, "Master, this woman is crazy! Get out of the way!"

The old man's expression paused, and he suddenly felt a strong sense of uneasiness in his heart. He stopped and looked behind him.

The first thing he saw was a huge human-pig puppet wriggling on the stairs and rushing towards them.

This human-pig puppet is about two meters long, and is as big as a giant compared to the previous human-pig puppet.

But this is not the point. After all, they had seen this huge human-pig puppet a long time ago and knew that this thing was much more powerful than the human-pig puppet in the pottery jar.

Now the point is,

Jiang Nanxi stepped on the back of the human-pig puppet, pulled its long hair with his hands, and used the human-pig puppet as a skateboard to rush over from above.

"Wuhu~My skateboard shoes are so fashionable. On the way home, I couldn't help but rub, rub, rub on this smooth ground~~~~"

Old man:?

youth:?

The human-pig puppet was originally crawling on the ground and wriggling, but now that she was pulling its hair, it had to raise its ferocious big head, making it look more like a skateboard.

"Ah-wu-"

The human-pig puppet shook its head, trying to shake off Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi held on to its hair.

The human-pig puppet wanted to extend its hair to wrap around Jiang Nanxi, but as a result, a spiritual fire would burn on Jiang Nanxi's body, directly burning all the hair on his body.

"Aww, aww!"

The human-pig puppet felt so helpless and in so much pain, it squirmed and rushed around wildly on the ground.

But its hair was pulled by Jiang Nanxi, which was equivalent to controlling the handlebars of the bicycle, so it could only rush down along Jiang Nanxi's route.

Seeing this scene, the old man finally couldn't hold it anymore and couldn't help but run and scream.

"Are you crazy? You will die if you touch the hair of the human pig puppet. I told you a long time ago! Let it go!"

Horse riding.

How could someone bully a human pig puppet?