Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.
Chapter 275 Paimon: Go to the Hall of Rebirth!!!
Lin Mao looked at the chat group interface in front of him, and there was a new message below the message he had sent.
Ying: That’s right! Those who haven’t woken up yet are all lazy dogs!
If other people saw this, they would judge these two people highly.
You think you're funny?
Getting up at four or five in the morning before daybreak, just to mock everyone in the group for being lazy?
I feel like there's something missing in your brains.
It was understandable that Lin Mao was awake, after all, he had worked overtime all night and had just gotten off work and returned home.
But why would this guy in Teyvat get up at this time?
Do you think the night is too long?
Or……
Lin Mao: Have you started training your hand speed according to Xing’s method?
fluorescent:?
When Ying saw what Lin Mao said, her little head was confused for a moment.
What is the method of training hand speed according to the star...
"(Liyue swear words)!"
Ying opened her eyes wide instantly when she remembered. Her face, which had been still sleepy due to getting up too early, immediately became much more energetic.
He uttered the Liyue swear words he had just learned.
Lin Mao: Being studious is a good thing, but don’t overdo it. Excessive amounts of anything are always bad.
Ying:¥%@%¥@¥!
Ying: You pervert! You pervert! You garbage! You are a slut! You are not recyclable!
Lin Mao: Hentai, baka, and wu Lu Sai, please be sure to use these three words to scold me.
Ying smiled.
But the bulging veins on her forehead did not match her smile.
After remembering that Lin Mao was a pervert, she did not follow what Lin Mao said and continued to insult him in the group.
After all, doing so would only make him feel good.
For Ying now, seeing Lin Maoshuang was more painful than killing her.
Ying: (middle finger.jpg)
He gave Lin Mao a big middle finger in the group.
Lin Mao didn't feel ashamed at all. He posted an emoji of licking Ying's middle finger without any remorse.
fluorescent:……
Today she finally understood what it felt like to be haunted by a pervert.
The desire to beat him up was brewing in my heart.
But when I looked at the group, a deep feeling of powerlessness came over me again.
【Ding dong! 】
Kiana: Why did you get up so early?
She glanced at the time. If the text above was what she understood, it should be a little after four in the morning, not even five, right?
At this time, Lin Mao and Ying had already woken up...
"Are the fortune-tellers of the Taibusi and the adventurers of the Adventurer's Guild all black slaves?"
Kiana muttered to herself.
Need to get up so early to work.
Lin Mao said in the group: "I was released not long ago because I had to work overtime. There were a lot of things that needed to be dealt with in the Taibu Division. I was very busy."
After listening to what Lin Mao said, Kiana puffed her cheeks and nodded slightly.
Such a big thing happened in Luofu today, so it is normal for Taibusi, as an official organization, to be busy.
"On the contrary, it's you and Xing." Lin Mao continued, "Why did you two get up?"
After saying that, he glanced at what he and Ying had said in the group and didn't @ anyone.
Logically speaking, it wouldn't disturb Kiana's rest.
Moreover, Kiana was with Xing, and since she was awake, did that mean Xing was awake as well?
"Everyone got up pretty early today."
Lin Mao: @Xing, when you wake up, get up and have fun!
Lin Mao: @Xing, what’s the point of lurking without saying anything!
Lin Mao: @Xing, let me tell you a secret. Last night...
Ying: NMSL!
Damn! You are still spreading rumors here!
Ying gritted her teeth, she was a young girl, if her reputation was ruined by Lin Mao like this, she might become a so-called 'pervert'!
This is absolutely unacceptable!
and so!
"NMSL, did you hear that? NMSL!"
This time, Ying's words were extremely aggressive. She first fabricated Lin Mao's mother and then attacked his mother.
Lin Mao: @Ying, mom!
With just one sentence, Ying became the target of her insults.
Even though Ying should be angry at this moment, she found it difficult to hold the corners of her mouth together, and her cheeks kept twitching.
This move of retreating in order to advance completely left her at a loss for words.
In order to stop the loss, I could only recognize Lin Mao as the good boy in the group.
Ying: Oh! It’s so big! Go play in the toilet.
Lin Mao: I’m hungry.
Ying: If you are hungry, just find something to eat anywhere. I remember the toilet was full of your food. Pay attention. Don’t overeat. (温柔.jpg)
"what--"
Kiana couldn't help but retreat a distance, her face full of disgust, "Ying that guy... I'm eating now!"
I twitched my nose twice and seemed to smell a foul odor lingering nearby.
Kiana immediately changed her location and continued.
Although what Ying said was a bit offensive, Lin Mao didn't even pay attention to what she said.
Lin Mao: No, I want breastfeeding.
Ying: Be good~ Stop making trouble~
Lin Mao: I want breastfeeding!
Ying: Be good~ You've eaten enough~ If you're still hungry, go eat some more.
Lin Mao: No! I just want to drink milk!
This conversation lasted for a while, and Ying, who was originally an ordinary person, couldn't stand it anymore.
"Eat, eat, eat..."
Ying: Eat your grandma’s leg!
After Ying sent the message, the group fell into a brief silence.
Just when Kiana was ready to @Lin Mao, he showed up on his own initiative.
Lin Mao: I thought about it carefully, and after comparing my age with Ying’s age...she should actually be my grandmother.
Lin Mao: @Ying, grandma!
Lin Mao: If you want me to eat your leg, should I go to your place or should you come to me?
"I%¥%¥%!"
The completely crazy Ying drew out the edgeless sword and was ready to fight for his life with Lin Mao.
In short, desperately.
But this scene was seen by Paimon who came back strolling.
She is indeed Ying's best friend. When she saw Ying's crazy appearance, she immediately shouted to the people around her: "Help! She is possessed by an evil spirit!!!"
There were many kind-hearted people around, and after hearing what happened, they immediately took action to pin Ying down.
Ying came back to her senses, felt her limbs unable to move, and looked at Paimon with a confused expression.
She saw Ying trapped and waved and shouted again.
"Go to the Hall of the Reborn!"
Chat group at this time.
Lin Mao:?
Kiana:?
Lin Mao: Why isn’t Ying talking?
Kiana: I guess I was really pissed off by you.
Lin Mao: What are you talking about!
What does it mean to be mad at yourself?
I didn't do anything. Her explosion has nothing to do with me.
Kiana: 'I didn't do anything'
"Hmph! Little Kiana!"
Lin Mao: @Xing! Come out to clean the floor!
"!!!"
I can't take it anymore!
Xing, who was lying on the bed, heard the noise again and opened his bloodshot eyes.
Looking at the chat group in front of me.
Damn! I had a blast with him!
star:*****!****!****!!!
[Ding! "Group friend" Xing has been banned from the chat group for one hour due to excessive language! ]
This is the first time I see a chat group actively banning someone. It shows how explosive it is if a star is blocked.
"How did I offend her again?"
Lin Mao was puzzled.
Just when he was scratching his head about this, Kiana said with a smile in the group.
"actually……"
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