Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.
Chapter 1078 Durandal: This world has probably really changed...
【Ding dong! 】
Xing: You're talking nonsense!
Xing: In the entire chat group, everyone knows that I love Black Tower like my mother!
The Great Black Tower: ...
Lin Mao: Received!
[Ding dong! Group member Xing has been banned from speaking for ten years by administrator Lin Mao!]
Kiana's eyes lit up.
Kiana: Oh ho ho! I can get free snacks again!
Lin Mao: Free snacks?
Lin Mao: @Xing, next time you contact me, I'll unseal you with only two-thirds of Kiana's power.
Kiana:?
Kiana: You're stealing my business! Watch out or I'll ban you too!
Lin Mao: Baby...
Kiana: Calling me Mom won't help!
For Kiana, nothing is more important than snacks and meals!
【Ding dong! 】
Ying: @The Lawyer of Knowledge, you have another one above you.
Those who understand the law: (Lawyer is a vulgar term)!
Obsidian Grandma: I suggest you stop provoking her.
Obsidian Grandma: Little one will beat you up, drag you to the silly goose for treatment, and after you're healed, she'll beat you up again. This cycle will continue. How long can you last?
Ying: I, Ying, eat everything, except scare!
Lin Mao: You eat everything?
Ying: Don't eat what you shouldn't eat.
Anna: Ah! What a rare vacation!
Anna: Has everyone missed me?
Ying: Who is this person?
Obsidian Grandma: Who is this person?
Kiana: Who is this person?
Alicia: Who is this person?
Pink Fairy: Who is this person?
The one who understands the law: Who is this person?
Anna: ...
Anna: Me! Anna! Captain of the Snow Lotus Squad stationed on Coral Island!
Lin Mao: You've been promoted to a permanent position?
Anna: No, but it's not normal for the vice-captain to be called the captain when we're out and about.
Just like a deputy secretary is also called a secretary when he is not in office, the word "deputy" is only used when it is necessary to clarify his identity.
of course.
If Anna wanted to, with her strength as the Herrscher of Ice, and her precipitous lead among the Valkyries, she could already be considered a captain.
I just don't want to.
Anna: By the way, where is Lady Durandal? I remember she joined the chat group too, right?
Lin Mao: @Dair is not a silly goose, silly goose, I'm calling you.
Anna: Silly goose?
Dale is not a silly goose: ...
Durandal appeared, uttering a long string of ellipses to express her speechless emotion.
When Anna saw her ID, 'Dale is not a silly goose', she almost burst out laughing.
Ying: I remember you were my brother's little maid?
Anna: Who is your brother?
Kiana: This guy recently started calling Lin Mao his older brother.
Ying: Let me correct you. I didn't just "recently" recognize Lin Mao as my brother. Lin Mao was already my brother back when I was adventuring in Liyue.
Kiana: Huh? Is it that early?
Alicia: I think I remember... She did call Lin Mao "brother" back then, but after a while, she started calling him "stinky bitch."
Alicia: They even formed something called the 'Anti-Rinmao Alliance'?
Alicia doesn't remember this very well.
Was this "Anti-Linmao Alliance" established before or after its formation?
Alicia doesn't remember very clearly.
All that is known is that there are only two members inside, one is Xing and the other is Ying, and the two of them work together to fight against Lin Mao at that time.
Then, Lin Mao used a little trick, and the sisters turned against each other on the spot, and the 'anti-Lin Mao alliance' collapsed on its own.
All I can say is that they're just fake friends.
【Ding dong! 】
Ying: @Lin Mao, you don't want this maid anymore?
Lin Mao: Forget the maids.
Lin Mao: Ask her yourself, when you made her a maid, did my family have any plates and bowls that could survive a day?
Anna: Hehehe.
Anna: I was a bit rusty back then, but it's different now. If I continue to work as a maid, I guarantee I won't run into situations where I can't find plates and bowls!
Lin Mao: Let me guess.
Lin Mao: You can use your abilities to freeze the broken plates and bowls and keep them usable.
Anna: How did you guess that?
Lin Mao: Who told you to say 'there won't be any situations where you can't find plates and bowls to use' instead of 'there won't be another plate or bowl broken'?
If you notice the key points, you can guess the answer with a little thought.
Given Anna's clumsiness, how could she possibly avoid breaking things?
You can guess this with just a little thought.
Anna: Hehehe, I've found that the power of the Herrscher is quite useful. It can take down Honkai Beasts one by one and also provides a lot of convenience in daily life.
Anna: When I want a chilled drink, I can just grab it in my hand and it's ready; there's no need to wait at all.
The Lawgiver of Knowledge: You're using the Lawgiver's power to chill your drinks?
Anna: Hmm, it works really well. Some people have even recommended that I start a company, saying that with my abilities I can make a fortune.
The Lawbringer of Knowledge: That makes some sense...
Make money with the power of the Lawyer.
The Lawbringer of Knowledge: It's decided! Once I've spent all my assets, I'll start a psychotherapy center to treat all sorts of difficult and complicated illnesses.
Lin Mao: Retired lawyers seeking new employment.
Kiana: A Herrscher's ability to make money? Does that mean I can only deliver packages?
The Herald of Knowledge: The Herald of Emptiness's ability is to deliver packages. Is that all you've got?
Lin Mao: Don't laugh at Kiana. She monopolizes the global express delivery industry. Doesn't that make more money than you opening a psychological treatment center?
The Law of Knowledge: You are utterly useless; you won't earn a single penny.
Surprisingly, besides fighting and killing, Yan Lu also has a strong ability to make money.
We can't exactly house a power plant and use it as fuel to generate electricity for the whole society, can we?
That was hilarious.
Lin Mao: I can open a company right next to you and steal your business.
Tsk!
forget!
This guy is also a Lawbringer of Knowledge!
……
Watching a group of Herrschers discussing how to make money with their abilities, Durandal felt that the world had truly changed.
【Ding dong! 】
The Law-Aware One: Wait a minute!
The Lawbringer of Knowledge: I see land! Let's go see what it is first, then we'll talk later!
Lin Mao: I can't understand how someone as knowledgeable as you could get lost.
Just find any passerby, read their relevant memories, and you'll know how to get there.
Knowledgeable Lawyer: Correction, I wasn't lost, it was Funina who gave me the wrong directions.
Funina:......
Funina: Okay, okay, I was wrong, it's all my fault, I'm such a fool.
Those who understand the law: Just know it.
Offline, looking at the messages in the chat group, Fu Ningna rolled her eyes repeatedly.
A truly speechless incident.
The Lawbringer of Knowledge: @Lin Mao, I'm a good person, how could I do such a thing?
Lin Mao: Really? When I'm standing in front of you, why do I always feel like something is hitting my head?
Those who understand the laws: You are not human.
Without any preamble, the Lawbringer directly revealed Lin Mao's true nature.
Obsidian Granny: ? You can read my mind?
The Law of Knowledge: No, you are a human being, Lin Mao is not a human being, you together are only half a person.
star:!
Go to the party carriage, sweep up all the snacks, and Xing successfully escapes from the seal.
【Ding dong! 】
Lin Mao: @Shizhilüzhe, didn't you say before that you wanted to prove your authority?
Lin Mao: Perfect timing, the Abyss dungeon is about to start, come over and solo it.
Those who understand the law: do not go.
She didn't want to go before, and now that she's gotten involved with Lin Mao, she's even less willing to go.
Who knows, once we get there, will she be fighting the Abyss, or will Lin Mao and the Abyss be fighting her?
Don't go!
I would never go, even if you killed me.
【Ding dong! 】
Anna: What is the Abyss dungeon?
Obsidian Grandma: @Anna, are you coming?
"..."
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