Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

Gao Jin felt dizzy, the wind whistled in his ears, and he felt like he was flying in the sky.

"Ah! No! Put me down now!"

Above his head was the night view of Hong Kong Island at four in the morning. Gao Jin had no time to appreciate it and cried out:

"Xiaodao! Where are you? I'm so scared!"

"Woo, woo, woo, put me down!"

"Xiaodao, Thirteenth Sister, Ada, come and save me!"

In the helicopter, Long Wu's face was livid. He definitely couldn't find Gao Jin. He had forgotten about his beloved relative, friend, and brother. The damn gangster Chen Xiaodao had actually replaced him!

Le Huizhen carried a camera and recorded Gao Jin's every move. She was secretly happy inside. What a crap gambling god. How can he compare to Brother Xiaosha!

Back then, Xiaosa was hanging under Li Wen's plane, and he toured the entire Hong Kong Island without changing his expression.

The one who just tied up the person was Huang Xiao, and the one who was flying the plane was Long Wu. Long Wu was reluctant to attack Gao Jin, so Huang Xiao could only play the bondage game happily.

"Brother Long Wu, let me open it!"

"yes sir!"

Huang Xiao and Long Wu switched positions, and the helicopter started dancing, jumping up and down.

"No! Stop!"

"Xiaodao! Come and save me!"

"The chocolate is turning into chocolate sauce!"

“Ugh~~”

Gao Jin, who was hanging below, vomited violently, and the Feodora he had eaten before going to bed came out and covered his face.

“Ugh~~”

"Ada~Daozai, where are you guys?"

"Wow, wow, wow~ The cold-faced babysitter you found for me ran away!"

Upon hearing this, Long Wu became even more indignant.

At the critical moment, not only did Gao Jin not think of his true love, but he also positioned himself as a nanny?

"Mr. Huang! Please increase the dosage!"

"OK, Hara-san!"

The helicopter began to shake even more violently.

"Ah~"

“Ugh~~”

"Ha~~"

Karma

Gao Jin succeeded - he fainted.

"Brother Long Wu, I am officially informing you that the plasma colloid osmotic brain infusion therapy has failed. What should we do next?"

"Okay! Thank you for your help, Brother Xiaosa."

As we all know, there is no cure for brain damage.

Brother Xiaosha, under the name of the miracle doctor Mr. Zhou, compiled a treatment plan of "plasma brain infusion".

The experts in plastic surgery treat diseases and save lives, which is of course extraordinary.

Long Wu had no other choice but to give it a try.

"Ah Zhen! Get the guys ready!"

"Yes sir!"

Half an hour later, Gao Jin climbed out of a step-out bed.

"Hmm? Xiaodao? Thirteenth Sister? Ada?"

The room was pitch black, without a trace of light. Gao Jin felt a little panicked. He was playing the flying trapeze just now, how come he was here in the blink of an eye?

"Ada? Chattering? Freeloader?"

"Thirteenth sister? Sister Leisi? Cui Xiaoxiao?"

"Chen Xiaodao? The lousy gambling knife? The handsome knife?"

Gao Jin called out for two and a half minutes but received no response. He struggled to get up and stretched out his hands to feel around.

Squeak～～

Gao Jin opened the door a crack.

Outside the door was an ancient boudoir. A beautiful woman in ancient costume was combing her hair with her back to Gao Jin. There were two candlesticks on the dressing table. Two white candles were emitting blue smoke, and two bean-sized flames were flashing green light.

"Ten miles of flat lake, the sky is full of Kun, every inch of black hair is worried about the prime of life ~"

"Looking at the moon alone, I envy the pigeons instead of the immortals~"

The beauty seemed very happy. She recited a love poem, walked slowly to a guzheng, and plucked the strings with her bare hands. The pleasant and melodious sound of the zither sounded.

Gao Jin couldn't help but walk over and pat the beautiful woman on the shoulder.

"Ah? Jin?"

The beauty turned around and looked at Gao Jin in disbelief.

"Ah Jin, why are you here?"

"This is not the place for you, go away!"

Gao Jin was confused. Who was this beautiful lady? Why was she so familiar? It was obvious that she was not from a decent family!

"Pretty girl, please respect yourself! I'm Chocolate, I don't know what high-income and low-income mean."

"Ah Jin, don't you recognize me? I'm Jenny! I'm your girlfriend! You used to call me Sweetie."

Gao Jin was even more confused. How could a mentally retarded person like me have a girlfriend? Could she be a fellow patient?

Da da da~~

There were footsteps outside the door, and Jenny quickly pulled Gao Jin to hide behind the screen, where a vintage wooden bathtub was located, filled with water, with petals floating on the surface.

"Grandma is here, Ajin, hide quickly!"

"Hey! Pretty girl, where are you hiding? And where is this?"

Jenny tells the story:

This is Lanruo Temple, also known as the "Marriage Agency of the Underworld". It specializes in matchmaking for various infatuated and resentful ghosts and often hosts blind date shows. It is the most popular folk institution in the underworld.

"Ah Jin, hide in the bathtub!"

"My grandma is here. She is the CEO of Lanruo Temple. She loves to eat souls like you who have not yet reached the end of their life span!"

Gulp gulp~~

Jenny pushed Gao Jin into the bathtub, and Gao Jin drank a few sips of bath water.

"Cough cough cough~~"

Gao Jin struggled to stick his head out.

"What kind of water is this? Why does it smell a bit bad?"

Jenny smiled awkwardly:

"No, nothing, just ordinary Henghe water, clean and hygienic!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Hide now!"

With a plop～～

Jenny pressed down Gao Jin's head roughly, and the water level was above Gao Jin's head.

"Woooooooo~~"

"Gudong gudong~~"

"I'm dead, right? Why do I need air?"

Gao Jin struggled to stick his head out, gasping for breath:

“Huh~ Huh~ Huh~”

"Miss Jenny, please forgive me!"

"I can't stand it anymore!"

Jenny narrowed her beautiful eyes, pressed Gao Jin’s head with her small hands, and pressed down with all her strength.

"Fuck! You have to hold on even if you can't!"

"Gao Jin, you lousy gambler!"

"If you hadn't offended people because of your gambling addiction, I wouldn't have died so early!"

Gao Jin pushed upwards with all his strength:

"Ms. Jenny, I don't know you! I'm Chocolate, not Gao Jin!"

"Please, let me go!"

"I'll let Ada burn paper money for you!"

Jenny refused to give in, swearing and showing no ladylike manners:

"Dead gambler, rotten gambler, stinky gambler!"

"I died at a young age"

"Gao Jin, go to hell, die, die!"

Gao Jin also didn't understand why Jenny, who was so gentle and cute just now, became so irritable. Did she die unjustly?

"I am Gao Jin?"

"I'm not Gao Jin!"

"I am happy and carefree chocolate!"

"I would rather jump off a building and die, or starve to death, than be a gambler like Gao Jin!"

"God of Gamblers? You must be crazy!"

cluck cluck

Gao Jin struggled as he thought about all sorts of things. He drank the stinky bath water and occasionally ate a few flower petals, which tasted bitter and seemed to have the smell of traditional Chinese medicine.

Jenny struggled for two and a half minutes, panting with exhaustion, and opened her red lips slightly: "Gao Jin?"

Gao Jin was soaking wet, his eyes were clear but stupid:

"Miss Jenny, how many times have I told you that I am Chocolate?"

Jenny slumped to the ground: "Damn! You wasted all my strength!"

Bang bang bang bang~~

At this time, a voice that was neither male nor female came in:

"Jenny! It's your turn!"

"You are the last one to appear at this blind date conference."

"Remember, you have to dress up as the famous female ghost Nie Xiaoqian, not He Zhenni. Don't let me know!"

"Marry into a wealthy family in one fell swoop!"