Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests
Chapter 44: I, Chen Qingquan, have done everything in my life, so why should I explain it to others?
Huang Xiao held a water gun in his left hand and a whip in his right hand, with two AK47s tied to his back. The shapes were strange and a perverted aura surged over him.
Le Huizhen followed behind cautiously: "Brother Xiaosha, what's the principle behind your makeup? Why did you become shorter?"
Anything produced by the system must be of high quality. Huang Xiao had no idea what the principles were, so he just casually talked about the "Pythagorean Theorem" and "Archimedes' Principle" and passed it off.
Le Huizhen was a poor student, so how could she understand all this? Instead, she was curious about how to deal with the agents from the Zhengzhi Department.
Huang Xiao smirked and said, "Hehehe, there is no greater sorrow than a dead heart, and there is no greater death than social death. To destroy the enemy physically is really too low-level!"
"Huh? What is this?" Le Huizhen pointed at the unicycle in the corner.
"This is the prop I prepared! When I ride it, I will be the man chasing the wind! Ah Zhen, haven't you heard it? The man chasing the wind, you are mighty and majestic!"
The unicycle was specially prepared. Since acquiring "driving proficiency", Huang Xiao has tried many means of transportation.
Helicopters have been flown, sports cars have been raced, and even wheelchairs have been tried.
Finally came to the conclusion:
Huang Xiao can drive all means of transportation!
For the battle of the shelter, Huang Xiao prepared a "unicycle"!
Huang Xiao can trot, run fast and jump, and with the help of "Kun Quan·Lao Kun Kicking Eagle", he can ride his unicycle at lightning speed.
"Ah-Jen! I'm leaving! Be sure to take a picture of my heroic figure!"
With a whoosh, Huang Xiao disappeared into the tunnel, and Le Huizhen didn't have time to react.
At this time, the agents of Group B had already entered the mountain shelter. There were nine people in total, working in groups of three. They acted in batches, supporting each other, and taking into account dangers from all directions.
"No one! Clear!"
"no one!"
"no one!"
The three groups informed each other. They thought there would be people defending the shelter, but they didn't find any enemies. There was only garbage all over the floor.
"go ahead!"
Harry, the leader of Team B, let out a long sigh and ordered to continue moving forward.
Suddenly, a red light flashed at the entrance of the cave ahead, and it seemed that someone was running very fast, so fast that the person's feet could not be seen clearly.
"shooting!"
The nine agents fired freely, but not a single bullet hit anyone.
With a whoosh, red light rushed into the crowd, and the agents stopped shooting to avoid accidentally hurting their teammates.
"Is it my turn?"
Huang Xiao swung the whip and lashed the agent's face. A wet, pungent smell rushed into the agent's nostrils.
"Oh no! It's ether!"
The agent felt dizzy, as if he had drunk a pound of vodka.
"Here comes the water gun! Da da da da da!"
Puff puff puff
Huang Xiao waved the whip and moved the water gun at the same time, spraying liquid ether onto the agents' faces. Soon, four or five agents fell down.
The remaining agents had no time to care about anything else and could only shoot back.
"Fuck! Can't you afford to play? You little losers!"
Huang Xiao hurriedly pedaled the unicycle and sped around the agents.
Bang bang bang bang bang~~
The wheelbarrow was moving so fast that the agents' bullets could not hit it at all.
"What the hell is this?" the agent muttered to himself.
"It looks like Chen Qingquan? Riding a unicycle?" another agent asked and answered himself.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How can a unicycle be so fast!"
The agents' worldviews were shattered.
"Here comes the whip!"
Huang Xiao rushed towards an agent again, and the agent quickly emptied the magazine. Huang Xiao twisted his body and moved nimbly, so he was not even injured.
"Hahaha! How dare you mess with me, the Ultimate Killer King Chen Qingquan! You are tired of living!"
Pa pa pa pa~~~
Puff puff~~~
With the whip and the water gun, Huang Xiao solved another problem.
The remaining three agents looked at each other, and team leader Harry stepped forward:
"Mr. Chen, my name is Harry, and I'm the leader of Group B of the Special Operations Team of the Zhengzhi Department. You have no grudge against us, so why are you making things difficult for us?"
Huang Xiao stopped the unicycle, tilted his head, and his eyes were full of madness:
"You, the people of the Zhengzhi tribe, framed me and made me responsible for 17 deaths! I want you to pay with blood!"
Harry was a grassroots leader of the Zhengzhi Department, and he had heard about how Chen Tianxiao framed Chen Qingquan. However, as a John Bull ghost, he was still capable of telling lies with open eyes:
"What a misunderstanding! Mr. Chen, Chen Tianxiao acted on his own. This matter has nothing to do with us. We are all gentlemen at John Bull. How could we treat you like this?"
Huang Xiao pretended to be crazy, but in fact he did it so that Le Huizhen could take a close-up shot.
"Really? I don't believe it! Unless you let Chen Tianxiao tell me in person!"
Team leader Harry explained: "Chen Tianxiao has disappeared, and we can't find him. When we find him, I will hand him over to you for you to deal with!"
Huang Xiao: "No! I don't believe it! Unless you ask him to show up right now!"
Harry wondered where to find Chen Tianxiao in this remote place.
"Mr. Chen, how about this? I'll leave the unconscious colleagues with you, and when I complete the mission, I'll exchange them with Chen Tianxiao?"
Huang Xiao flatly refused, "They are already my spoils of war. You are using my things as collateral. Have you asked me before?"
Harry secretly said that this was not good. Although Chen Qingquan was crazy, he was not stupid. Crazy did not mean mentally retarded.
"Can I help you get the warrant lifted?"
"Hehehe, I, Chen Qingquan, have done everything in my life, so why should I explain it to others? The wanted order doesn't matter! You can fall down too!"
Before he finished speaking, Huang Xiao pedaled the unicycle again, turning into a red light and knocked out the last three foreigners in a few strokes.
"We're done! Ah Zhen! Come and take a close-up!"
Huang Xiao called Le Huizhen, and Le Huizhen came running over happily. The camera was pointed directly at her face, recording the appearance of every agent.
"Ah Zhen, go to the front interview first, I'll find you later."
"okay!"
Huang Xiao called Biers and asked him to arrange a few people to come and transport the prisoners.
On the front battlefield, Group A had a hard time attacking and all its members were injured, so they had to retreat.
James was extremely anxious. There was no news from Group B for a long time, as if they had disappeared from the face of the earth.
"Sir, look!"
His men pointed to the roof of the teaching building, where nine naked people were lined up. James looked through the telescope and saw that these nine people were exactly the members of Group B.
There was also a Dragon country man next to him, wearing boxer shorts and a black eye mask, holding a loud speaker and shouting:
"Brother James! I am the ultimate killer, Chen Qingquan! Thank you for framing me! I found the organization!"
"We have so many talented people here! They speak so well! I love this place so much!"
"In order to repay your 'favor', I specially prepared a big show!"
"Dangdangdang! Don't blink! The big show is about to begin!"
Huang Xiao kicked a foreigner off the roof!
James was furious when he saw this:
"Damn it, Chen Qingquan! How dare you hurt the Imperial Warriors!"
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