Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

"Please enjoy the famous song "Night Jasmine" sung by Ms. Li Xianglan, the queen of the Republic of China, the ambassador of friendship between Longhua and Japan, and a social activist!"

Huang Liang presided over the opening ceremony. Old lady Li Xianglan walked to the front gracefully and spoke fluent Chinese, which moved Li Xianglan in the audience to tears.

"Hey~ wipe it off, and go to the deck to meet her later."

Ling Lingqi handed over a roll of toilet paper in a gentlemanly manner. Li Xiangqin had no time to complain. She cried and twisted her nose, her eyes fixed on Li Xianglan.

"Mother?"

“Is this my mother?”

"Not quite what I imagined?"

After Li Xianglan sang, she said something about Japan should apologize to Longguo, which won applause from everyone present.

Soon after, several leading actresses of ATV came on stage to perform.

The last link:

"Please welcome our much-admired Brother Xiaosa!"

"Announce the rules of this competition!"

Huang Xiao stepped to the front and blabbered a lot of nonsense about fairness, openness and justice, emphasizing that cheating was not allowed and that everything depended on strength and luck.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Brother Xiaosa, let us see the prize!"

"Someone on the black market is offering 30 million?"

The contestants don't believe that cheating is prohibited in the competition. They are all thousand-year-old foxes. What's the point of being pure and innocent? When playing mahjong, even grandmas on the street will steal and hide cards, let alone the mahjong kings.

"In that case, I won't go into details!"

"Dang-dang-dang-dang!"

"Dear audience! Please look!"

Huang Xiao pulled down the curtain behind him, and a bronze object appeared on the stage. The overall shape was a disc, with a bronze disc in the middle and several layers of rings nested on the outside. The rings could move freely, and the inside and outside were covered with mysterious inscriptions.

"The Golden Wheel of Spacetime, also known as the Golden Disc of Spacetime or the Golden Ball of Spacetime, is a sacred object from the ancient country of Bharata!"

"According to the epic Ramayana, five thousand years ago, Prince Raju of the Bharata Kingdom fought a decisive battle with a demon. Before leaving, he made a promise with Princess Sama that he would return safely on the day when the five stars converged!"

"Unfortunately, the war was at a stalemate and the prince was late in returning. The princess mistakenly thought that the prince had died in the battle, so she committed suicide!"

"The prince was enlightened by the monk and learned that Lord Shiva loved the seven-colored Asura Mandala flower. He continued to irrigate it with his blood and sweat, and finally moved Lord Shiva, who gave him the Asura Golden Ball of Space and Time!"

"The prince borrowed the power of the golden ball, traveled through time and space, returned to the day when the five stars gathered, stopped the princess from committing suicide, and the lovers finally got married."

Huang Xiao paused and looked at the people below the stage:

"So far, the golden ball has been lost in the world!"

"Later, Emperor Jiajing of the Ming Dynasty sent the Royal Guards to India to bring back the golden ball."

"Half a year ago, the Dragon State government arrested a group of tomb robbers and seized the golden ball."

Huang Xiao paused again and looked at the Ferrari in the crowd:

"The so-called time travel is pure rumor. In order to support this competition, the Dragon Country officials specially set this antique as the champion reward!"

"Everyone! Come on!"

"Although the golden ball cannot take you through time and space, it is still very valuable!"

The contestants' eyes were burning with excitement. No one believed the myth, but it was true that someone on the black market offered 30 million for it.

"Huang Sang, how can you confirm that he is real?"

The Japanese player raised questions during the argument.

Huang Xiao had already prepared a solution:

"In order to dispel your doubts, I have specially invited several treasure appraisal experts to the scene. If you don't believe it, you can observe it up close."

Before he finished speaking, several old scholars with unsteady steps walked onto the stage and carefully observed every detail of the golden wheel.

"I am Qin Shousheng, a professor of history at the Chinese University of Hong Kong. I guarantee with my personal reputation that this bronze artifact is at least 5,000 years old!"

"I am Bai Bo, the president of the Hong Kong Cultural Relics Association. This treasure is real at first glance!"

"I am Shi Zhenxiang, the chief cultural and historical expert of the fake Shide Auction House..."

The appraisal results of several experts and scholars were consistent. Ferrari led Madonna and Gang Shang Hua Hua as representatives of the contestants to go on stage to appraise the treasures up close.

"Dang Dang Dang~~"

Ferrari knocked on the outside of the golden wheel, rubbing his hand with green copper rust, and nodded slightly:

"real!"

"Absolutely true!"

"It is undoubtedly true!"

Madonna was a love-brained killer. She had no idea how to appraise treasures. She pretended to walk around twice and bent down to observe the inscriptions, but she didn't recognize any of them.

The Japanese representative on the other side seemed very professional, looking around with a magnifying glass, and kept muttering:

"Si Guoyi!"

"Sbarasi!"

"Vatasi traveled to 1937 and worked to help the Great Baga Empire conquer the world!"

Huang Xiao clapped his hands, signaling everyone to return to their seats:

"I announce!"

"The First Mingtang Cup World Mahjong King Competition!"

"Officially opened!"

The competition has begun, and Park Young-ae's version of Chen Qingquan will temporarily take over. With the cooperation of Huang Shihu in cheating, there will be no big problem.

"A-Zu, how is the person?"

"Cousin, she may be different from what we think"

Yesterday at midnight, under the leadership of Black Cat Qingtian, Guan Zu successfully captured the real culprit behind the scenes, killed more than a dozen Heige mercenaries, seized a container of grape juice, Lin Huaile who had completely degenerated into a zombie, and a pretty mixed-race beauty who surrendered voluntarily.

Cruise ship bottom hold.

"Awooo~ah~hungry~"

Lin Huaile no longer looked like a ruthless man with the eyes of an eagle and the back of a wolf, but had become a complete beast.

"Cousin, I checked. Lin Huaile's blood was drained out, and his brain was gone. It was all canned in grape juice."

Guan Zu explained, pulling over the female killer Amy,

"Thanks to Miss Amy, she took the initiative to turn from evil to good and confessed all the information."

"The real murderer behind this is Mrs. M from the international killer group. She originally intended to use the zombie incident to threaten you and force you to hand over the Golden Wheel of Time and Space."

"Mrs. M never thought that you would have a way to solve the zombie crisis."

Huang Xiao stared at Guan Zu in surprise. He took the wrong medicine today, so why was he so polite and kept using "you"?

Guan Zu held Amy's hand and continued:

"Amy is Mrs. M's pawn. She was forced and had no choice but to obey."

"She has been in the industry for more than two years and has never killed an ordinary person. She has only killed gang bosses, South American drug lords, and corrupt politicians."

"She is a good person, as good as Seraph."

Huang Xiao glanced at Amy:

She has a thin but well-proportioned figure, healthy wheat-colored skin, delicate features, and looks somewhat familiar.

"Cousin? You?"

Guan Zu looked on expectantly.

Huang Xiao looked at the two people's faces again and again, and an idea flashed:

"What the hell? Isn't this the scene at the beginning of the Naked Agent movie?"

"The female killer disguised herself as a technician to seduce the gangster boss, first conquered him with all kinds of sex skills, and then crushed his spine when he was not prepared"

"I remember there was some nudity in that scene?"

Huang Xiao looked down and noticed a pair of ordinary bears. He couldn't help but say:

"A-Zu! You just like small ones, right? Shao Anna is at most A, and this Miss Amy didn't even get A."

A-Zu blushed:

"Cousin, what do you think of Amy?"

Huang Xiao thought for a moment. He couldn't hurt A-Zu's feelings. Amy was similar to Li Xiangqin. Whether it was turning from evil to good or acting as an undercover agent, Brother Xiaosha was not afraid at all.

"Okay! I have no objection!"

"But you have to be careful with Shao Anna."

Guan Zu puffed out his chest and clapped his hands:

"Brother Xiaosha's red flag flies high in his house, and colorful flags flutter outside"

“When you see a virtuous person, you should strive to emulate him!”

"Me too!"

Back to the topic, A Zu and others burned the grape juice, but they didn't know how to deal with Lin Huaile. Theoretically, he was a patient like the zombies in the electronics city.

"Fuck! Are you crazy? I don't want to use Hello Kugou again!"

"Do I need to teach you?"

"Cremate the ashes! Don't throw them away. If they pollute the ocean, who will dare to eat seafood in the future?"