Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

ATV Evening News.

"Good evening everyone, I am ATV host Le Huizhen"

"Around 4pm today, a mass poisoning incident occurred in Apliu Street Electronics City"

"Terrorists dropped hallucinogenic toxins, poisoning hundreds of people!"

"Fortunately, the detective Xiaosha got the news in time and rushed to the scene to deal with it personally."

"Four hundred and fifty-seven victims were rescued, thirteen others died from serious injuries, and one victim was severely poisoned and is still receiving treatment."

……

The zombie incident was over. Huang Xiao led everyone in dancing for an hour, making everyone exhausted. The zombies and the viruses in their bodies were also exhausted.

The zombies are not real zombies, but living humans whose immune systems are still working. They take advantage of the zombie virus's inability to resist and eliminate all foreign enemies.

Hundreds of zombies recovered, leaving only some external injuries.

Except for the unlucky ones who were eaten up and killed by Ling Lingqi, most people survived.

"Brother Xiaosa, thank you! If it weren't for you, I would have turned into a monster!"

"Wow, wow, wow~~ Thank you, I'll build a shrine for you when I get home."

"Brother Xiaosha, I became like that just now, but I actually remember everything. You personally led us to dance to detoxify. I won't say anything else. I'll give you a toast!"

……

Huang Xiao received a lot of thanks. Everyone gave him a coupon for Mingxin Hospital, arranged for them to treat their injuries as soon as possible, and told them to take care of the family of the deceased. If the family of the deceased needed help, they could ask Brother Xiaosha for help at any time.

"Please keep it a secret!"

"Don't go out and tell people about it! It will cause unnecessary panic!"

"Everyone, you don't want to be treated as a monster, do you?"

Everyone promised not to leak the secret. Whoever dared to leak the secret would give birth to a son without an anus!

Huang Xiao shook his head. He thought that it would only take a while to suppress it. After a long time, the zombie incident would become an urban legend. Some people might believe it, but most people would just treat it as gossip.

After dealing with the follow-up matters, the next step is to find the culprit.

"Brother Xiaosa, I have something to report."

Wudi, who looks like a pheasant, took the initiative to confess that he had hit and killed a person last night. The two brothers were afraid of taking legal responsibility, so they hid the body in the trunk. Later, the body disappeared, leaving only a bottle of grape juice.

"Brother Wudi, do you have a car?"

Huang Xiao looked at the unlucky version of Shan Ji with a smile.

"No? My boss's car? He told me to pick it up yesterday and parked it at the Electronic City. He will come to pick it up tomorrow."

"So how many roads are there from the garage to here?"

“There is only one way!”

"hehe"

Huang Xiao understood that Wudi had been plotted against by his boss, and this was the source of today's drama.

"last question!"

"Your boss"

"Who is it?"

Wudi reported a name that Huang Xiao had never heard of. Wudi then took out a photo that Huang Xiao looked somewhat familiar with.

"Blonde hair? Forty-something? A little fat?"

Wudi continued:

"You haven't heard of my boss, but you must know my boss's boss!"

"who!"

"Lin Huaile!"

Huang Xiao was quite surprised to hear Lin Huaile's name. He was shot with a burst of .38 bullets, but he was still alive. Is Lin Huaile a cockroach? Is his vitality so tenacious?

"Hehehehe~"

"Fuck it"

"A short mule doesn't play with machetes, but plays Resident Evil?"

"Mrs. M, and Lin Huaile?"

"Dare you dare to touch the Tai Sui?"

"Have you asked me for instructions?"

Next, Huang Xiao asked Black Cat Qingtian to lead Guan Zu, Song Zijie and others to track down the source of the grape juice. After a long period of kneeling and licking, Guan Zu could already understand the black cat's cat language. Of course, there were only four sentences: front, back, left, and right.

On the other side, Ling Lingqi took the only zombie, the fat chef, on Han Bin's smuggling ship and returned to Handong. He handed the zombie to Da Vinci for research in preparation for a possible zombie crisis.

"Why are you so unlucky? Everyone else is fine, but you are the only one left?"

"Ouch~~"

"You have to be respectful when you see my teacher later."

"Ouch~~"

"Cooperate well, serve as research material, and strive to be included in the staff as soon as possible!"

"Ooooooooo~~"

Ling Ling Qi performed PUA on the chef zombie. He was extremely unlucky because he was entangled like a dumpling by the videotape. He could not move his whole body and could not dance to the music. The zombie virus in his body still had the upper hand.

In front of the 749 Bureau in Handong.

"Teacher, how are you?"

Ling Lingqi held Da Vinci's right hand.

"Aqi, not yet. I can only stay awake for two hours a day."

Da Vinci looked at his old friend's son Ling Lingqi with mixed emotions. The two were as close as father and son. If it weren't for Da Vinci's protection, Ling Lingqi would have died at the hands of Chen Juchang.

"Teacher, you are the deputy chrysanthemum, then who is the main chrysanthemum?"

"Oh, he hasn't arrived yet. He went home to visit his relatives. You know him too."

"Who is it? Is he handsome?"

"Hehe, just as handsome as you! Exactly the same handsomeness!"

Ling Lingqi originally wanted to speak up for Da Vinci. He was originally enjoying the treatment of a deputy-in-command, so how could he be relegated to being the second-in-command?

The Handong Branch is just a junior unit.

However, since the top leader was as handsome as himself, Ling Lingqi let him off the hook and just taught him a lesson.

"Aqi, let me introduce you to a new colleague!"

Da Vinci called on his men to come out and identify the person. Chen Juchang was dead. He died as he deserved and his death was gratifying to the people. His men were tried accordingly. Those who committed serious crimes were all shot, and those who committed slightly lighter crimes were sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment. Only the newly employed front desk girl was left in the Handong branch, who was relatively clean, and the rest were wiped out.

"Kick your legs and float on the water! Now it's a temporary job!"

"The blind man is in charge of the archives. He is illiterate and only knows Arabic numerals. We don't have to worry about him leaking secrets!"

"There are also these two handsome boys. They are the adopted sons of Chen Juchang. They were almost shot because they found out that Chen Juchang was a dead eunuch. Now they are in charge of the sanitation work in Juli."

Da Vinci introduced them one by one, and Ling Lingqi acted like a senior and shook hands with everyone one by one.

"Aqi, let me introduce you to you!"

"The flower of Handong Branch!"

"Deputy Director of Operations!"

"Li Xiangqin!"

Ling Lingqi was quite surprised. Although Li Xiangqin had surrendered, it was not appropriate for her to stay in 749, right?

"Hello! Director Ling!"

Li Xiangqin took the initiative to extend her hand. Ling Lingqi looked left and right, and there was no one else except herself.

"Pretty girl? You're talking about me? I'm Ling Ling Qi, I'm not a virgin?"

With a snap

Da Vinci slapped Ling Lingqi on the back of the head:

"Fuck! Director Ling is you! You are Director Ling!"

"But I'm not a virgin. I'm the most famous playboy on Jiuchang Street! The kind who looks for women without paying!"

"Shit! I'm talking about the Director! There's good news from your delivery room - you've been promoted!"

Ling Lingqi pointed at his nose:

"What? Me? Right?"

Everyone bowed in unison:

"Good evening, Director Ling!"

Ling Lingqi looked up to the sky and laughed:

“Hahahaha~hahaha~hahahaha”

"really?"

"Then I quit!"