Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests
Chapter 216: 36 Pig Catching Techniques vs. 3 Kun Fist Techniques
The white sword energy collided with the orange basketball, making a loud noise. The air waves surged in all directions like a tide, blowing the onlookers to the ground and making the ladies' skirts fly. The perverts took the opportunity to feast their eyes. Fortunately, the women related to Huang Xiao wore safety pants in advance to avoid being taken advantage of.
"Is this even a human being?"
Deputy Director Wu Ruosi muttered to himself:
"Dragon Country's martial arts are indeed profound!"
"Tougher than James Bond?"
Cai Yuanqi secretly sweated:
"The butchers in Handong are so powerful? How strong must the elites in the 749th Bureau be? Flying with swords? What future do I have if I join the ghosts?"
Li Shutang, Guan Liu and Lu Taigong celebrated together:
"See? My grandson! My dear!"
"Our Lu family bloodline is indeed powerful!"
"It's a pity that my grandson Guan Zu is a boy, otherwise he could have married Xiaosa."
The big bosses of the society all looked gloomy and uncertain. How will Brother Xiaosha survive in the future when he is so fierce?
"Hahaha! I, Jiang Tiansheng, have sharp eyes! Making friends with Brother Xiaosa is the wisest decision I have ever made in my life!"
"I, Situ Haonan, can also be Brother Xiaosa's dog! Hong Kong Island is quite big, it's not impossible to have two Haonans!"
"I, Maggie Shiu, decisively abandoned Da D and threw myself into the arms of Brother Qi. I am such a smart old woman!"
Li Xiangqin hid in the crowd, wondering whether Chen Juchang could withstand Ling Lingqi or Huang Xiao after putting on the armor.
"The indestructible golden spear?"
"Armor against all things?"
"It seems that maybe it might not be able to withstand Yi Qi Yu Dao or Kun Ba Tian Xia?"
Mrs. M, wearing a black dress and a veil, stood quietly in the crowd.
"Haha, Huang Xiao is so perverted?"
"It would be unwise to engage him head-on"
"My kidnapping plan is the most brilliant one!"
At this time, Huang Xiao and Ling Lingqi had just used their ultimate moves.
"Brother, Hong Kong people love to watch hard-core kung fu movies, you know?"
"Third brother, I understand. My 36 tricks to catch pigs are very entertaining. Be careful."
"Hehe, my Kun Quan Thirteen Styles is the most powerful physical skill!"
The two began to fight in close combat.
"Lao Kun kicks the eagle!"
Huang Xiao kicked Ling Lingqi in the crotch.
"Catch the pig's trotters!"
Ling Lingqi stretched out his right hand and grabbed Zhu Huangxiao's left foot.
"Lazy Kun roll around!"
"Catch the pig's head!"
"Xiaokun, eat rice!"
"Catch the pig whip!"
"Kun dances for nine days!"
"Stealing pig eggs!"
……
The two fought back and forth, shouting out the names of their moves. Le Huizhen, who was in the crowd, directed the cameramen to record every wonderful moment, which was later edited into a movie and released in the Shaw family's cinema to gain fans.
The spectators were shocked, the reality is more exciting than the movies!
"A 3D Kung Fu movie?"
“Is this something I can watch for free?”
"What the hell is that in the cinema? It's not as good as Brother Xiaosha vs. Seraph!"
Half an hour later, Huang Xiao and Ling Lingqi were panting, pretending to be exhausted, with their clothes torn.
"Hoo~Hoo~Hoo, Brother Xiaosa! You're good! Very good! I've been a Seraph for decades, and this is the first time I've met a handsome guy as good at fighting as you!"
"Hoo~Hoo~, Seraphim, you are not bad. I didn't expect that besides being handsome, you are also so skilled."
At this time, the helicopter flew back again. Huang Bingyao was tied up and hung below, like a tied-up pig. He shouted with a loud speaker:
"Pay attention! Pay attention!"
"I have an announcement!"
"My eldest nephew Xiaosha has become rich and has earned more than 10 billion. In order to give back to his hometown elders, he specially acquired Mingxin Hospital!"
"From today on, Mingxin Hospital will implement an affordable medical strategy!"
“Not a penny!”
"Make friends with everyone!"
Then, Huang Bingyao took out a list and read aloud:
"It only costs 250 yuan to cut the skin, which is 90% cheaper than other brands! And the second one is half price!"
"It only costs 300 yuan to get an abortion. What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly? Go to Mingxin Hospital and find Director Tong!"
"In addition, in order to deal with the knife and slash injuries that are so popular among the underworld, Mingxin Hospital has launched a special discount for clubs, with a 12% discount on all items. Of course, only clubs that have done things for Brother Xiaosha are eligible to enjoy this discount!"
"Ming Sam Hospital is open to all Hong Kong Island residents! Please feel free to enjoy affordable medical services!"
Huang Xiao likes to kill two birds with one stone. Of course, today's drama has to achieve multiple purposes. Helping Mingxin Hospital advertise, publicizing his own charitable deeds, and winning over people's hearts on a large scale are among the main purposes.
"Brother, the time has come, use your ultimate secret technique!"
"Third brother, I think it's okay. I'm hungry. What shall I eat?"
"Yuanbao candle?"
"Abalone, Shark's Fin and Ginseng!"
"Okay! Let's go to Manhan Building?"
"Forget it, just pack it up and take it home. I'll ask Xiao Ma and the others to prepare it."
The two men stood up, proudly standing with sharp eyes. The onlookers understood that this was the final decision of the winner.
"I have an ultimate secret technique that I have never used in front of anyone. Brother Xiaosha, congratulations on being the first lucky person to die from this technique!"
"Isn't that a coincidence? I have one too! Want to try it?"
Ling Lingqi held his breath, his eyes sparkling, and shouted:
"Use the Qi to control the sword MAX!"
Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh~
Dozens of flying knives emerged from the lining of his suit and hovered around Ling Lingqi.
Such a fantastic scene happened in public, and the onlookers shouted "It's impossible, absolutely impossible."
Huang Xiao was no less capable. He tensed all his muscles and with a loud crash, his police uniform shattered into pieces, revealing the Aikun suit underneath. Then, countless yellow lightning bolts wrapped around his body, as if he was possessed by Pikachu.
"Lightning Thunder Fist!"
"Kun Fist!"
“Two in one!”
"The ultimate secret - Lightning Iron Mountain Backing!"
Huang Xiao crashed into Ling Lingqi like a giant lightning chicken.
Ling Lingqi clasped his hands together and roared at the top of his lungs:
"The secret of killing pigs - Ten thousand swords return to their origin!"
Dozens of flying knives pierced the yellow figure like white lightning.
Sizzle~
Like the cries of a thousand birds.
Hula~
The strong wind blew up thousands of waves, making everyone's mouths crooked and their eyes squinting.
Bang~~
With a loud bang, white and yellow light flashed like a flash bomb, catching everyone's vision.
After a moment, the light dissipated, and only one person was left standing on top of the bronze Buddha!
With a plop~~
A tattered corpse fell in front of Wu Ruosi. It turned out to be the Seraphim who died with his eyes open?
"died!!!"
Wu Ruosi bent down, touched Ling Lingqi's neck, and then put his head against Ling Lingqi's chest. It was quiet there, without any heartbeat.
"I announce!"
"This duel!"
"The winner is——"
Wu Ruosi stood up and took the loud speaker from Fang Jiexia:
"Cool~sassy~brother!!!"
"This duel was specially approved by the Governor of Hong Kong. It is legal and just, and justice will prevail!"
“Cheers!”
The crowd of spectators paid no attention to the dead Seraph. They cheered, jumped for joy, clapped their hands, and called out to the only living detective in Hong Kong:
"Brother Xiaosa!"
"Brother Xiaosa!"
"Brother Xiaosa!"
……
Thump~
Brother Xiaosha fell straight down from the Buddha's head.
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