Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

Huang Xiao snatched Chen Zhijie's sunglasses and then threw a flash bomb. With a bang, it blinded the eyes of everyone present.

"Ah! My eyes!"

Chen Zhijie held his head and wailed.

"Cousin? What are you doing?"

Guan Zu covered his eyes.

Huang Xiao smiled awkwardly:

"I'm sorry, it was an accidental injury, an accidental injury!"

"Azu! Go on!"

With a whoosh, a soft and furry ball landed on Guan Zu's head.

"Meow~~ (Brother Xiaosa, no! I don't want you to die!)"

Black Cat and Blue Sky mistakenly thought that Huang Xiao and the bomb died together.

Guan Zu also thought that Huang Xiao was going to do something big, the kind where he would risk his life by escaping death, even going so far as to ask his wife to be sacrificed as a cat.

"Cousin, don't worry!"

"If you die, I will kill Le Huizhen and let you die together in the same grave."

"And God, I will raise him well, educate him, send him to college, take graduate school, and make him a pillar of society!"

Huang Xiao was speechless. When did A-Zu become a funny guy? Who did he learn this from?

"Cousin, do you have any last words? Do you want Wang Fengyi?"

"I'll kill her too and make her your concubine!"

"Oh, and Mengluo!"

"And Guan Xian'er, I'll send them down to accompany you!"

Guan Zu kept chattering, as if he wanted to relieve Huang Xiao's pressure from doing the big job.

"Hehehe, forget it, I like real beauties!"

Whoosh~~

"Kun Fist? Great Kun Spreads Wings!!!"

Huang Xiao exerted force with his legs, jumped into the air, and raised a cloud of dust.

"God-level skills!!!"

Huang Xiao's eyes were wide open, his eyeballs slightly bulging, staring at the goblet bomb!

Press it up with one hand!

"Whoever you stare at will get pregnant!!!"

“Get pregnant!!!”

The bomb seemed to come alive. Its smooth steel shell floated and suddenly bulged up!

"Specify the breeding item!"

"Five thousand fragmentation grenades!!!"

A hole opened at the bottom of the bomb, and grenades poured out like raindrops.

Ding-a-ling~

The little stick that was hit ran away in panic with its head in its hands.

Crackling～～

Chen Zhijie's head was covered with bruises.

Boom boom boom~~

Guan Zu curled up his body and hugged the black cat Qingtian to prevent Qingtian from being smashed into a cat pancake.

"What is cousin doing? Why are there so many grenades falling from the sky?"

“Meow~~ (Brother Xiaosa cheated on me! He got me pregnant! Hahaha! Brother Xiaosa is such a scumbag!)”

In mid-air, Huang Xiao felt something was not right. Five thousand fragmentation grenades were enough to consume all the aluminum powder explosives in the bomb. Why didn't the detonator stop?

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

The tail of the bomb expanded rapidly!

"What the hell? Why is there more?"

A dazzling white light came like a tide. Huang Xiao had no time to think. His vision and mind sank into the white ocean.

"Huh? Where am I?"

"died?"

"No way! I finally got through this time!"

"No!"

Bang~

Bang~

Bang~

In the distance came the sound of a basketball hitting the floor.

"How can this be?"

"I was in the New Spiritual Residence, how did I end up in the basketball hall?"

"Who is there!"

Huang Xiao was running in the white ocean.

"Huang Xiao, do you remember the Thirteen Forms of Kun Fist?"

Suddenly, a huge Kun face appeared above Huang Xiao's head, with a pointed little mouth, red cheeks, a middle-parted hairstyle, overalls, and a basketball in his hand, banging.

"Remember!"

When Huang Xiao was eighteen years old, he did something big and got the complete set of information on the Thirteen Styles of Kun Quan.

The thirteen styles are:

The big Kun spreads its wings, the little Kun runs fast, the little Kun pecks at the rice, the mother Kun protects her cubs,... the lazy Kun rolls around, and the crane stands out among the Kuns.

There are two more mysteries:

Kun fist? Iron mountain support.

There is one more move that Huang Xiao has never mastered:

"Kun Fist? Kun dominates the world!"

There is no text information for this trick, only a picture:

Ge Ge made the same pose as Kamehameha and threw an orange-yellow ball forward.

"There is no true qi in this world!"

"Where does the Qigong wave come from?"

"Kun Ba Tian Xia's move is obviously a copy of Kamehameha. How can I practice it?"

Huang Xiao gave up practicing the thirteenth move of Kun Quan.

"Hahaha! Cool! You forgot! You forgot the essence of Ai-kun!"

The huge Kun face smiled wantonly.

Huang Xiao was ashamed and angry. You can say that my shooting skills are bad, I am ugly, and my stick skills are poor, but you can’t say that I don’t love Kun!

"Shut up! Who do you think you are? How dare you laugh at me, the leader of Aikun!"

Kun's face gradually faded:

"I have trained my body to resemble Kun's form, and I have two punches on the basketball court. I came to ask Kun Wuxu, Kun is in Qingxiao and you are in Ping."

Huang Xiao was a little confused. What were the white ocean and the huge Kun face?

Now is a time of life and death crisis, where is the time to comprehend the profound meaning of Kun Fist?

Also, the essence of Ai-kun?

Huang Xiao considers himself proficient in singing, dancing, rap and playing basketball.

"I am the real Ai-kun!"

"No one understands Ai-kun better than me!"

"Only I can inherit Kun's will!"

Huang Xiao continued to run in the white ocean, pondering the poem of the giant Kun face.

"What is this and what?"

"Do you think you are Emperor Jiajing?"

"You have trained your body to resemble a crane, aren't you afraid of the palace maids wrapping around your neck?"

"Heh~~"

Countless fragments of memories streaked across the sky, some from the previous life and some from this life.

On the basketball court of Wuzhou Hotel in Jingzhou City, Huang Xiao had just received the Aikun suit and was sweating with his face full of pigeons. Le Huizhen stood on the sidelines and complained:

"Damn! Brother Xiaosa got a new vest?"

"Your face is more beautiful than mine!"

"Also, what does chicken you are so beautiful mean?"

Bang~~

A basketball hit Le Huizhen in the face.

Huang Xiao swore to heaven that he did not do it on purpose. After smashing Azhen's face, wasn't he the one who suffered?

"Excuse me, do you like playing basketball?"

Huang Xiao pretended to be Akagi Haruko, with stars in his eyes, and looked at Le Huizhen passionately.

Le Huizhen said angrily: "Xiaosa, I gave you face, didn't I?"

The two of us chased each other, you ran away and I chased you, you fell and I pounced on you.

Huang Xiao looked at this scene and felt deeply moved. If he died, he might never see Azhen again.

Slurp~

The orange ball slowly rolled over~~

"Hmm? Yeah!"

“Basketballs are orange!”

"Kun Ba Tian Xia's Qigong waves are also orange!"

"Also, the essence of Aikun is not only singing and dancing rap, but also basketball!"

"None of the Thirteen Kun Fist moves has anything to do with basketball!"

"This is unscientific! It doesn't conform to Kunxue!"

Huang Xiao was suddenly enlightened, and the huge Kun face appeared in the sky again.

"Brother Xiaosa, it seems you have understood!"

Huang Xiao asked back:

"who are you?"

"Why am I here?"

"Am I dead?"

Kun smiled and shook his head slightly:

"It's not time yet!"

"We'll see you again!"

"Bye!"

Huang Xiao suddenly felt dizzy and left the white ocean. He opened his eyes, took out a basketball from his personal space, clenched his hands and placed them on his waist.

"The Secret of Kun Fist!!!"

Huang Xiao shouted angrily, and all his strength poured into the basketball!

"Kun Ba!!!"

His hands act like springs, pushing the basketball forward.

"The world!!!"

With a whoosh

The basketball was launched like a cannonball, hitting the empty shell of the bomb and flying out of the church with the bomb.

Boom~~

mid-air,

The bomb turned into a fireball!

Bang~~

The force is mutual. Huang Xiao fell heavily to the ground, and the hard concrete floor even left a human-shaped dent.

"cousin!"

"Brother Xiaosa!"

"Meow~~"

Chen Zhijie, Guan Zu, and Black Cat Qingtian gathered around.

“I’m dead!!!”

Karma

Huang Xiao closed his eyes.

"Wuwuwu~~Brother Xiaosa, please don't die!"

"Cousin! Don't worry, I will kill Le Huizhen, Wang Fengyi, Guan Xian'er, and the top three Miss Hong Kong contestants this year to accompany you in your burial!"

“Meow meow meow~~ (Is A-Zuxiu crazy? Is Chen Zhijie mentally retarded?)”

The rookie believers gathered around and knelt down and kowtowed:

"Cool Oppa!"

"Thank you for saving us!"

"From now on, you are one of our Koreans!"