Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

Chapter 144 White Lion Dance

If the lion dance of the Dragon Kingdom is majestic and powerful, it is like a general on the battlefield.

Then the white lion dance in front of us looks like the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis.

It's crooked and ugly. It looks more like a white lion dog than a lion.

"Meow~~ (What an ugly white cat!)"

"Well, it's pretty ugly!"

Huang Xiao became serious and took out a shotgun from the space.

"Little Bang's lion dance?"

In his previous life, Huang Xiao had seen this kind of white lion dance. It was at Busan International Airport, where it was a ritual for welcoming distinguished guests.

At that time, Huang Xiao mistakenly thought that it was the funeral of an important person. He didn't expect that the Koreans only used white lion dances to hold weddings.

"It seems that Park Seung-ri sent someone to kill and silence the witnesses."

The two lion dances surrounded Huang Xiao and danced, shaking their heads and rolling over and twisting their hips.

boom~

A dancing lion spits out a piece of paper from its mouth.

boom~

Another dancing lion spits out a small box from its mouth.

"Superintendent Huang Xiao is hereby appointed as John Bull Imperial Justice of the Peace!"

There was a message written on the note, and Huang Xiao understood that this was the price offered by Park Seung-ri.

Give up the pursuit of Room N, or join the big family of Room N.

Park Seung-ri recommended Huang Xiao to become a "Justice of the Peace".

In Hong Kong Island, Justices of the Peace are generally nominated or recommended by Members of Parliament and then appointed by the Governor.

The persons appointed are usually people who have a certain reputation and influence in society, are enthusiastic about public welfare affairs and have high moral character.

"Haha~"

Huang Xiao doesn't care about the honorary title given by the foreigners.

Huang Xiao opened the small box and found three figures inside, three yellow pigs, two big fat pigs and one small skinny pig.

"What do you mean? The three little pigs?"

The white lion dancer did not answer, but continued to twist her hips and thrust her crotch, with coquettish movements and enchanting postures, quite reminiscent of the girl groups of later generations.

Huang Xiao was confused. Logically, the box should contain something that threatened him, but what did the three little pigs mean?

"Park Seungri called me a pig?"

"is this necessary?"

Huang Xiao has many ties to him, including Le Huizhen, Black Cat and Qingtian, and the relatives of the Guan, Li and Huang families, numbering over a hundred in total.

"The three little yellow pigs?"

"Three pigs with the surname Huang?"

"Two fat and one thin?"

Huang Xiao suddenly realized that this was how his uncle's family was:

Huang Bingyao weighs more than 250 kilograms, his aunt weighs more than 200 kilograms, and his cousin Huang Shasha weighs only more than 70 kilograms and is as thin as a bamboo pole.

"court death!!!"

Huang Xiao angrily pulled apart the two white lions and pointed his shotgun at the head of a little Karami.

"Tell me! Who sent you?"

The little Karamis were horrified:

"Brother Xiaosa! Don't shoot!"

"We are students of the Sanctuary Strong!"

"Someone paid us to perform the Korean lion dance for you!"

Huang Xiao realized that something was wrong. The four little Karami were wearing the school badge of Shengyu Qiang Middle School. They were not very old, about sixteen or seventeen years old. He recognized one of them, who was the former bad boy Tony.

"Shit! Who paid for it?"

"I don't know him, he said he is the leader of your support group"

"Pounce on you, Amu! When did I have a support group?"

Before he finished speaking, a loud bang was heard in the operating room.

"Help! Brother Xiaosa!"

Doctor Liu Wen crawled out, his face covered in blood and a few pieces of white human tissue.

"Brother Xiaosa! Something bad has happened!"

"He Shichang is dead!!!"

Huang Xiao has the skill of "firearms proficiency" and knows all the guns in the world. The rumbling sound just now came from the 82mm bullet equipped with the Barrett M12.7.

"What the hell?"

"Ugh~"

"I can't control it!"

The four young middle school students were very curious and took a peek at the operating room.

I saw an adult male with his butt sticking out and blood gushing out of his anus, like a surging river.

Only half of the head was left, the nose was missing, the wounds were uneven, and white and red were scattered all over the ground.

The four little Kakami vomited continuously and Tony even wet his pants.

"Get lost! We'll go to Wan Chai Police Station to give a statement later!"

Huang Xiao pushed away the guy who was in the way. It was obvious that Park Seung-ri was trying to lure the tiger away from the mountain by using lion dance to attract his attention, while at the same time sending someone to kill He Shichang.

“Meow~~ (There’s murderous intent!!!)”

Without waiting for Huang Xiao to give the order, the black cat Qingtian crawled into the operating room, but he was handsome for only three seconds before jumping back.

"Meow~~ (Big Rocket!!!)"

Huang Xiao quickly pulled Liu Wen over and made him lie down urgently.

With a bang~

A rocket hit the operating room, and the heat wave hit them. The four little Karami were unable to dodge and were caught in a sea of green fire.

"Incendiary rockets?"

Huang Xiao didn't care about anything else. He picked up the fire extinguisher in the corridor, and sprayed white foam to rescue the four little Karamis.

Long Si and Zhou Xingxing in the intensive care unit heard the noise and ran out to help.

"Brother Xiaosa?"

"What are you daydreaming about? Come and help!"

"Oh oh oh"

Long Si found a pile of plastic urinals and threw them into the fire with a crackling sound.

Zhou Xingxing kicked the fire man directly in the crotch with a crackling sound.

Dr. Liu Wen reacted, rushed into the pharmacy, grabbed a pile of glass bottles and threw them into the fire without saying a word.

With a bang~

The fire is getting bigger!

"Ouch! Help me!"

"Brother Xiaosa, save me! I want to go to school!"

"Oh my god!"

"I smell so good!"

The four little Karami cried and screamed, and the flames gradually went out. Fortunately, Brother Xiaosha acted quickly and no serious consequences were caused.

"Green flame, isn't the temperature very high?"

Huang Xiao was confused. Since Park Seung-ri wanted to destroy the body, why did he use special rockets? Was it to avoid hurting innocent people?

The four little Karami were not seriously injured, only their fur was burned off, and only the flames remained on Tony's crotch.

Puff puff puff puff~

Tony seemed to have eaten beans and kept farting. The farts were like fuel, and the flames grew bigger with a bang!

"Yo! Tony! Hold on!"

"Master will help you!"

Zhou Xingxing stepped on Tony's crotch and cursed:

"Lecherous man"

"How dare you peek at He Min!"

"I'll kick you to death! I'll kick you to death!"

"I'll let you be the last eunuch of Dragon Country!"

Tony begged for mercy with tears in his eyes:

"I won't dare to do it again!"

"Let me go please!"

"Brother Xiaosa, save me!"

Huang Xiao ignored him. Why didn’t he just be a good student? Why did he have to peek at the female teacher?

But having said that, Zhou Xingxing’s girlfriend, Teacher He Min, is indeed attractive, especially when she wears glasses.

However, a friend’s wife should not be bullied. Brother Xiaosha is a gentleman, not to mention that Mengluo is a beauty like He Min. Find some time to give her a pair of glasses and cosplay as a female teacher.

"Slurp~ Ah Xing, forget it, let's play for another ten minutes."

"yes sir!"

The fire in the operating room gradually died down, and He Shichang was left with only a skeleton.

"Haha~"

"White lion dance?"

"A funeral?"

"Park Seung-ri is an expert?"

"Jerry hiding in the sewer is the most disgusting. If you have the guts, come out and fight him openly!"

Black Cat Qingtian was almost cremated, and his enthusiasm increased a lot.

“Meow~~ (Let me smell it again!)”

"it is good!"

Huang Xiao opened the test tube and Black Cat Qingtian took a deep breath.

"Catch the thief first and capture the king first!"

"Swear at someone's mother first!"

"Little stick, wait for me!"

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