Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests
Chapter 131 Why do you have such an ugly girlfriend?
When the bodyguards saw the stranger coming, they did not overreact. After all, Tai Mo Shan Country Park is a public place, not the Li family's private garden.
"Go save the Second Young Master!"
"Wait, do you have emotional intelligence? Do you understand the ways of the world? The Second Young Master is busy saving the damsel in distress."
"Oh, oh, that's right, he's just a drunk. The Second Young Master has learned karate. A drunk is no match for him!"
The bodyguards looked at each other, completed a silent communication, and reached a consensus, which was to wait and see what happened.
If the drunkard is a gangster, it would be useless for us to go up to him. We are just workers who fasten screws, not killers with guns.
If the drunkard was just a drunkard passing by, there was no need for everyone to go over to help. Although Young Master Li was not tall, he was quite skilled and learned from Senior Brother Duan Shuiliu. Three or five big men could not get close to him.
It was just in time for Young Master Li to perform the heroic act of saving the beauty, and it would be just a matter of time before he could capture Long Xiaohui.
The bodyguards taught the "rules of survival in the workplace" on the spot. On the other side, Li Zekai responded carefully. Those wearing masks are not necessarily robbers, but they definitely have mental problems.
However, crisis also means opportunity, as Li Zekai decided to play the role of "flower protector"!
"Who asked you to have a relationship here?"
The drunk man with the nine barrels was staggering, as if he would fall down and lose consciousness at any time.
Seeing this, Li Zekai felt that this was a sure thing. He was just a drunk cat. He was probably heartbroken or cheated on. He felt uncomfortable seeing other people dating and was just envious and jealous.
"Hey! Who the hell are you?"
"Which law in Hong Kong says that dating in the park is not allowed?"
"So arrogant? Do you think you are the cool and handsome brother of the live-action detective?"
Li Zekai acted with great righteousness. With a height of 1.6 meters, he managed to act like an 1.8 meters tall person.
"Wow! Brother Kai, you are so manly."
Long Xiaohui clenched her fists, her big eyes twinkling with little stars.
Noticing Xiaohui's admiring eyes, Li Zekai felt that he was a real man. He could conquer the goddess' heart without relying on any crooked means or the Nth Room organization.
The bodyguards looked at each other and gave themselves a thumbs up.
Heroes save beauty, heroes save beauty!
The drunk man with the nine tubes seemed to be angry and embarrassed. He took out a plastic golden hoop from his waist and measured it with Li Zekai's head.
"Tsk! You're so ugly! And you still dare to go out and pick up girls? Why don't you take a look at yourself? You're bald at such a young age. You're aging before your time!"
Li Zekai remained unmoved by the golden hoop stick and thought to himself that the Nine-Barrel Drunkard was indeed a lunatic. Who was he trying to scare with a children's toy?
"Get out! Get out of here right now while I'm in a good mood! Otherwise, I'll beat you to a pulp!"
"I am a disciple of Master Duan Shuiliu. Beating you to death is as easy as crushing an ant!"
The drunk man Jiutong seemed to be drunk. He didn't care about Li Zekai's threat. Instead, he said earnestly:
"Don't you have to go to school to date at this time?"
Li Zekai: "I have graduated for many years"
"Graduated? Don't you have to work after graduation?"
"Well, I'm a rich second-generation, I don't have to work"
Hearing the words "rich second generation", Jiu Tong seemed to be stimulated. He pulled Long Xiaohui over with lightning speed.
"Oh? Are you a rich second generation?"
"Why did you find such an ugly woman!"
"It's dark, dry, rough, and not round at all!"
"Bringing them out in the middle of the night to scare people?"
Seeing the goddess being wronged, Li Zekai was furious and threw a hook punch straight at the drunk man's chin.
"Fuck you, you drunkard!"
"Xiaohui is my goddess!"
"You said she was ugly? You are blind!"
"Also, you are drunk! It's three quarters after noon! Not at night!"
The two of them immediately started fighting. Long Xiaohui quietly retreated behind a bench. The bodyguards surrounded her and acted as the atmosphere group.
"Second Master, kick him in the crotch!"
"Second Master, cheer up!"
"Second Master, you were the best in Hong Kong!"
Zansui-ryu Karate is one of the most famous martial arts schools in Japan. It has a tough and direct style, simple and practical moves, and focuses on the combination of strength and speed.
As the saying goes, a poor man is good at literature but a rich man is good at martial arts. Li Zekai comes from a wealthy family and has no shortage of medicines and supplements, so his martial arts skills are pretty good.
However, the Nine-Barrel Drunkard was not an ordinary person. He staggered around and looked like he was drunk, and he easily resolved all of Li Zekai's attacks.
Bang~
bang bang bang
The plastic golden cudgel kept hitting Li Zekai.
"Fuck! Don't you have martial ethics?"
"What is your stick made of?"
"Why is it so thick and hard?"
Li Zekai asked, covering his arm. The drunkard laughed:
"Are you the descendant of Duan Shuiliu?"
"I am the descendant of Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven from Mount Huaguo"
"Hehehe, Maluo vs. Little Baka, give me your life!"
Li Zekai stepped back repeatedly. Born into a wealthy family, he had a very low threshold for enduring pain. From childhood to adulthood, the only bitter thing he had ever tasted was perhaps bitter melon.
"Get on it!"
"Beat this psychopath to death?"
"If anything goes wrong, I'll take care of it!"
Li Zekai finally remembered that he was a rich second-generation, so why should he compete with a madman.
"Forehead?"
The bodyguards looked at each other, motionless.
Li Zekai shouted:
"kill him!"
"Fifty thousand dollars in bonus!"
The bodyguards roared and surrounded the drunkard like drugged pigs.
Li Zekai curled his lips:
A bunch of money-hungry people. I said 50,000 yuan in total, I didn't say 50,000 yuan per person.
Also, killing is against the law. What does your killing have to do with me?
When the time comes, you guys can go to Stanley, and Xiaohui and I will live together.
Li Zekai fell into a beautiful fantasy.
"What the hell?"
"What the hell? Run!"
"More than a thousand dollars a month! What's the point of playing with your life!"
"Have mercy! He is Li Guacheng's son!"
“We are just working here!”
The bodyguards scattered, and Li Zekai was confused:
"Hey! What are you doing?"
"If you take my money, you have to work for me!"
"Why are you running?"
Long Xiaohui tugged at Li Zekai's sleeve and pointed at the drunkard Jiutong.
"Brother Kai, look!"
Li Zekai took a closer look and a chill ran through his heart.
"Haha, Mr. Li, let me introduce myself!"
The drunk with nine tubes seemed like a different person, standing there as straight as a pine tree, holding a bouncing grenade in his hand.
"My name is Zhang Mazi, and I'm known as the bandit in the underworld!"
"Second Master, come with me."
The Nine-Barreled Bandit walked towards them step by step. Young Master Li felt extremely anxious and quickly protected Long Xiaohui in front of him.
"You, don't come here!"
"I have a hostage!"
Nine-barreled bandit: "Haha, husband and wife are birds of a feather, but they fly away separately when disaster strikes. You are not husband and wife, so why are you flying away separately?"
Long Xiaohui was no pushover either. Having practiced dancing for a long time, her body was extremely flexible. With a backward kick from her knees, she kicked Li Ze in the crotch. Then, with her long legs, she disappeared into the woods in the blink of an eye.
"Haha, Second Young Master, I only seek wealth, not murder."
“This is my greeting gift to you.”
"Take it!"
Li Zekai didn't care about the pain in his balls. He just felt his palm sink. The grenade already appeared in his hand, and the pull ring had been taken away.
"Hold it!"
"Specially made instant-explosion mine made by bandits, response time 0.001 seconds!"
"Don't even think about throwing it away!"
"As long as you let go!"
“With a loud bang!”
"You've become dumpling filling!"
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