Hong Kong General: I have a lot of vests

Before Long Si could reply, Chen Zhijie called for help. Huang Xiao immediately went to Huang Jieyi's house, and Song Zijie even volunteered.

"Go back and hold the baby!"

"Report to Handong University tomorrow!"

"Ajie, if you rank last in the exam, I will sell you to John Bull as a male model!"

Song Zihao smiled like an auntie, and brother Xiaosha's words showed his concern.

"Brother Xiaosha, I'll drive! Xiaoma, you come too!"

The three of them rushed to Huang Jieyi's house and found the door open. Chen Zhijie's screams could be heard from inside.

Huang Xiao was embarrassed. Is this a "mishap"? Is this a "good thing"?

"Brother Xiaosa, are we still going in?"

"Hold on"

"Oh~~~"

The three of them squatted at the door and smoked, and Xiao Ma Ge pricked up his ears to eavesdrop:

"Fuck! This young man!"

"Hey, what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a cat's meowing."

"No, Brother Xiaosa, things may not be what you think!"

Xiao Ma Ge is known as the "famous detective of Bolan Street". He has been through many battles and heard all kinds of songs. This was the first time he heard a beast-like roar.

Huang Xiao reacted:

"Shit! Something serious has happened! Get your weapons ready!"

Huang Xiao took out three guns from the space, handed an AK47 to Song Zihao, a Remington to Xiao Ma Ge, and held a Smith M500 revolver cannon himself.

The three of them jumped into the room together, and there was no one in the living room.

"upstairs!"

Huang Xiao took the lead. Huang Jieyi's house is a duplex building with an area of 200 square meters upstairs and downstairs. The two floors are connected by a wooden staircase, which is also the scene of the classic scene "Stair War".

"What the hell?"

In the bedroom on the second floor, Chen Zhijie was tied to the bed in a spread-eagle position, struggling frantically, with scratches all over his body.

Huang Jieyi grabbed Chen Zhijie's skin frantically, growling like a beast, with flesh scraps embedded in her fingernails.

"Brother Xiaosa, save me!"

"Miss Huang is crazy!"

"She's going to eat me!"

When Chen Zhijie saw Brother Xiaosha coming, he felt as if he had seen an angel sister who saved his life.

"Oh~~Please bear with it for a moment!"

Huang Xiao put away his revolver and signaled Song and Ma not to shoot.

"Brother Xiaosha, what's going on? Could it be that Miss Huang is possessed by a ghost?"

Xiao Ma Ge was very nervous. Recently he liked driving a taxi at night and often heard some ghost stories. The scene in front of him was very similar to a scene in a supernatural ghost story.

"There are no ghosts in this world!"

"I think I'm poisoned!"

"Stand back, I'm going to show off!"

Huang Xiao firmly believes that there are no ghosts in the world of Hong Kong variety shows. If there were, Lam Kwok-Wun would have been killed by evil spirits long ago.

"Hey~~Kitty, come to daddy!"

Huang Jieyi moved towards the sound, and Huang Xiao noticed that she was indeed weird, with white eyes and black eyeballs hidden behind her upper eyelids.

"Roar~~ I am a thousand-year-old cat demon!"

"I'm going to kill you, behead first and then kill!"

"You ate my golden elixir, I'm going to eat you!"

"Meow~~"

Huang Jieyi jumped on all fours towards Huang Xiao.

"What the hell? A cat demon?"

Huang Xiao dodged left and right to avoid Huang Jieyi's claw attack.

"Ouch? Such long manicures?"

"Meow~ I'm going to eat you!"

Huang Xiao regretted it. If he had known that Huang Jieyi would be like this, he would have brought Qingtian with him. Qingtian is a handsome cat and will definitely attract Huang Jieyi, who thinks she is a cat.

"Meow~~"

"Meow~meow~"

"You don't want to fight, and you don't want to retreat! Are you born in the Year of the Rat?"

Kit Huang seems to be immersed in fantasy, possessing an independent system of thought and able to use provocation.

Huang Xiao was afraid that he would accidentally kill her. Kun Quan was too powerful, and he could knock Huang Jieyi away with just one move, Tieshankao.

Song Zihao and Xiao Ma Ge wanted to help, but they didn't know how. They couldn't just shoot the beautiful host, that would be such a waste.

"Zhijie, please tell me something. How did Miss Huang become like this?"

Huang Xiao dodged the attack and learned the beginning of the incident from Chen Zhijie.

Tonight, Kit Chan ordered a takeaway. After eating, she felt hot all over and started dancing. In line with the principle of not taking advantage of others, Chen Zhijie personally went to her house to dissuade her.

I never expected that Huang Jieyi would shyly pull Chen Zhijie and take him directly to the bedroom on the second floor.

Chen Zhijie thought that his spring had come and today was the crucial moment to become a man.

"This has to take off!"

Chen Zhijie was lying on the bed excitedly, not noticing anything strange about Huang Jieyi. Then, Huang Jieyi took out a few white towels and tied up Chen Zhijie's limbs.

Chen Zhijie mistakenly thought that Huang Jieyi was an experienced person who liked to play games, so he cooperated silently.

Then, Kit Huang bit and scratched like a wild animal. If Chen Zhijie had not had a mobile phone with him and dialed Xiaosha Ge's number with his tongue, he would have become "the first person in history to be scratched to death by a woman."

Huang Xiao thought for a moment and felt that Huang Jieyi's situation looked familiar.

"Cat demon? Could Huang Jieyi be the reincarnation of a cat demon?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"There are no ghosts in this world! There is no way there are goblins!"

At this time, Song Zihao ran downstairs, carrying a bag of unfinished pizza. Huang Xiao took a closer look:

"Fuck, murder for money?"

"Brother Xiao Ma, can you go and see if there is anything else suspicious in the living room?"

Xiao Ma Ge jumped down the stairs, plopped back down, and took out a stack of A4 paper.

"Haha, that's it!"

"Back off, this time, I'm really going to show off!"

Huang Xiao's eyes widened in anger, his smooth head gleaming under the light, and he shouted:

"You bold cat demon, I can tell at a glance that you are not human!"

"You have such a small skill, but you dare to do the same thing!"

"Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon, the World Honored One, Ksitigarbha, the Prajnaparamita Buddhas, Prajnaparamita Mama Hum!"

Huang Jieyi looked horrified, as if she had seen something terrible.

"Meow~~ The little demon doesn't dare anymore!"

"Meow! Now that you are seeing me, why don't you bow?"

Huang Xiaobao looked solemn, completely different from his usual demeanor.

"Meow~ I convert! I surrender! From now on I will be your little kitty"

Huang Jieyi quickly slid to her knees and buried her head on her stomach, trembling like a frightened kitten.

Huang Xiao took out a dozen pairs of Barry family boots from the system space, tied Huang Jieyi up into a ball, and took out a screaming chicken from the space and stuffed it into Huang Jieyi's mouth to prevent her from biting her tongue.

"Finish and call it a day!"

"Call an ambulance and go to Tongxin Hospital!"

"Uh, let's just go by ourselves, it'll be faster!"

So, Huang Xiao and Song Zihao cooperated, used the AK47 as a carrying pole, carried the beautiful cat Huang Jieyi downstairs, and went straight to Tongxin Hospital.

"Hmm? Changed the name? Mingxin Hospital?"

Huang Xiao didn't care about the hospital's name change. He called a familiar doctor and pushed Huang Jieyi to have her gastric lavage done. He turned to look at Chen Zhijie, whose face was full of smiles.

"Hu~~"

“It took a long time”

"Zhijie, go to the trauma department and get some medicine, be careful not to get disfigured."

Chen Zhijie's body was covered with scratches. If you didn't know him, you would have thought he was forcing someone to do something and then was beaten back.

"Um, Brother Xiaosa, how did Miss Huang turn into a cat demon?"

Huang Xiao handed Chen Zhijie a bunch of papers, and Chen Zhijie asked in confusion:

"The spring is bright and beautiful, Zhu Ganglie?"