Takeaways are everywhere, and the big guys are crazy about me

After returning to the original world, Mo Qianxun told Zhao Jianguo about the magic wand, and Zhao Jianguo was instantly excited.

"You want ten servings of spicy hot pot?"

"I want ten!"

"Okay, when the time comes, ask Xiao Xu to add everything that can be added, just ten servings of spicy hot pot, arrange it."

"Yes!"

The two chatted about the magical world for a while and then went downstairs together.

At this time, there were already several people standing in front of the big turntable. As expected, it was the two old history professors who were guarding that place.

"Chihiro, is it okay now?" An old professor rubbed his hands. Is the moment to witness a miracle finally coming?

"Well, that's enough for 50 orders."

The other old professor quickly glanced at his student. The researcher got the look from his teacher and took out a... jade cup from his pocket? ? ?

"Quick, Chihiro, touch it. This is a jade cup used exclusively by the nobles of the Qin Dynasty. Touch it and get a taste of the Qin Dynasty's atmosphere. This will help you conquer the Qin Dynasty in one fell swoop."

Professor Zhao, who spoke first, looked at Professor Li in disbelief: "Old Zhao, I didn't expect you to be so insidious. If you want to touch something, you should touch the Shang Dynasty's jar. Try to make the Shang Dynasty the first world so that you can collect documents from the Xia Dynasty for us."

"What are you afraid of? Isn't there the Xia Dynasty here? It will be their turn sooner or later. The Shang Dynasty is what everyone wants, and Prince Fusu is the white moonlight in the hearts of many people." Professor Li laughed twice and quickly handed the jade cup to Mo Qianxun.

Mo Qianxun looked at Professor Li helplessly, then accepted the jade cup resignedly. He looked at the jade cup in his hand and sighed, "Professor Li, Professor Zhao, this depends on luck. I..."

"Don't talk, have you finished? Go and turn around!" Professor Li didn't want to listen to Mo Qianxun pouring cold water on him. He took the jade cup and pushed her to the turntable.

"Hurry!" Looking at the old professor who was more excited than himself, Mo Qianxun didn't waste any more time. He rubbed his hands together, placed both hands on the turntable, and with a little force, the turntable began to spin rapidly in an instant.

"Qin, Qin, Qin."

"Summer, summer, summer."

The two professors seemed to be playing dice to compare the size.

Mo Qianxun, on the other hand, looked like he didn't care whoever he loved.

The turntable slowly stopped, and the pointer of the turntable pointed at the two big words "Jin Dynasty".

Everyone present was stunned. When they saw those two words, everyone's face was first stunned, and then full of disgust.

Anyone who has studied history knows that the Jin Dynasty was definitely the worst dynasty in history. The Rebellion of the Eight Kings, the Five Barbarians Invasion, etc., each one of them made people grit their teeth.

"Can we do it again?" Professor Li's face looked a little ugly.

Why did it have to be the Jin Dynasty? Even if it was the late Song Dynasty, he would have accepted it.

[Sorry, everything is destined. There is no second chance. Besides, this is the best time for you to change history.]

Mo Qianxun just wanted to chuckle: "In the Qin Dynasty, I could try to save Qin Shi Huang, save Fusu, and kill Hu Hai and Zhao Gao. In the Han Dynasty, I could save Huo Qubing and Liu Ju, and kill Jiang Chong. Even in special times, I could offer my own small profits for the sake of my motherland, because there was still hope. But in the Jin Dynasty... I only saw despair."

"It's not easy, it's not easy. It's an era where the rich live in luxury while the poor freeze to death on the streets. Tsk." Zhao Jianguo sighed.

The two old professors sighed and said, "There's nothing we can do. Next time, I have to find something better to bring some good luck. How could I draw such an unlucky dynasty?"

On the way back, 008 was still a little confused [Host, we are both from ancient times, why do you despise the Jin Dynasty so much? ]

"Although the gap between the rich and the poor has always existed, the Jin Dynasty was the only one that magnified it countless times. It was really a dynasty where the rich were oozing with oil and the poor were bleeding. Moreover, at that time, there were internal and external troubles. Do you know what the term "two-legged sheep" that appeared during the Five Barbarians' Invasion of China refers to?"

008 was stunned for two seconds, then quietly went back to surf the Internet and search for information about the Jin Dynasty.

When Chen Min and the others learned that Mo Qianxun had drawn the Jin Dynasty this time, they all sighed.

"We need to prepare more weapons. If the period of the Five Barbarians' Invasion comes again, we won't be afraid of getting hurt if we have weapons with us." Chen Min said, pulling Mo Qianxun towards the weapons warehouse.

"I think protection is the most important thing. Put on a bulletproof vest. It can protect against bullets, let alone a hidden arrow." Lu Tao thinks protection is more important.

"I think the most important thing is your own skills. The status of women in that dynasty was extremely low. If you can't do it, you should dress up as a man. It will give you an extra disguise and an extra layer of safety when you go out." Ling Feng looked Mo Qianxun up and down, "It should be enough to change into men's clothes."

Mo Qianxun: ...ψ(｀?′)ψIf you have the guts, say it again.

Chen Min looked her up and down:...Well, it will be fine if you wrap it up slightly.

Mo Qianxun: ...Instructor Chen, you...

Lu Tao pretended not to hear, looked to the side, tapped his face with his fingers, and said, "What? What did you just say? I didn't hear it."

Mo Qianxun looked down and realized that he was not as ordinary as they said. It was really nonsense.

"I think it's feasible to dress up as a man. Of course, I'm not saying that you're... flat. The main thing is that men would be safer in that dynasty. Um... although not particularly safe." Lu Tao scratched his head.

As we all know, homosexuality was quite popular in the Jin Dynasty. In that dynasty, those who had homosexuality could do so openly, as long as they were not afraid of being scolded behind their backs.

"But it's better than the women at that time."

Mo Qianxun also knew this, and she didn't want to refute: "I know what you mean, but let's take a look at what the task is to be completed over there!"

Mo Qianxun took out his cell phone and called 008 several times, and 008 then appeared in a daze.

"008, what's wrong with you? I feel like something's not right with you." Looking at the dazed 008, Mo Qianxun felt a little worried.

008 looked up at Mo Qianxun, his big eyes instantly filled with tears [Host, I'm sorry for you, I didn't know the Jin Dynasty was like that, I'm really sorry for you, host...]

088's crying was normal at first, but when she wanted to comfort it, it cried "Host", which successfully sent her away.

"Hold it back, your host is not dead yet, why are you crying? Where did you learn these crap? Forget them right now." Mo Qianxun was very angry.

008 The crying sound just now was obviously the sound of family members crying at a funeral.

008's tears stopped instantly. It was over. The host seemed to be even angrier. But didn't the Internet say that crying would make the host happy? Why was he even angrier? It turned out that they were lying to me. Humph, I'll hack their website.

A certain website: ...I am in trouble for no reason. Who knew you would cry like this?