Global Desertification: I am accumulating merit in another world

Shen Lishu sighed, "That's right"

He was really hungry and ate everything.

After taking over Shitouzhai, they even didn't let go of such a small tombstone shop.

But this was not what she was worried about, this was Tuoba Yan's territory.

Prince Jing's shop is located here.

They are in collusion...

In the tombstone shop, two figures walked out side by side, talking and laughing.

The man was tall, with deep and handsome features. The woman next to him was wearing a water-green dress, with flowing hair and gentle features.

Anyone who sees them will sigh that they are a match made in heaven.

The two of them felt guilty for a moment and fled weakly.

He even found a piece of unknown mucus to stick on his mouth just to prevent himself from talking nonsense.

After all, it was the one who was in the wrong.

He agreed to monitor Lin Shiyu, but he disappeared when she took a nap.

It has disappeared for so many years.

We are in the wrong, so we don't say anything

It is a blessing to suffer a loss, so what if you are criticized a few times.

Shen Lishu has no time to care about it

The moment he saw the two men, he hid behind a pillar.

The dog looks sneaky, with its butt sticking out and its head poking out.

Let me make it clear first, we are not afraid of him, we are just afraid of alerting the enemy.

"No wonder there has been no news about Lin Shiyu for so many years. Her relationship is mixed up with Tuoba Yan again."

We also went to the tombstone shop together. I was really anxious.

Seeking death in a hurry.

Which couple is going to the tombstone shop together?

Shen Lishu guessed correctly. Not long after the two of them left, another person walked out of the store.

What a coincidence, we are acquaintances.

The woman in red who used Gu beside Prince Jing.

Shen Lishu Grinding Teeth

OK, a bunch of annoying people gathered together.

Well, let me get a little revenge first.

Lin Chen stood beside him, wanting to say something but hesitating.

Finally, he had to bite the bullet and interrupt Shen Lishu's fantasy, "Master, we have been discovered."

what?

Shen Lishu looked confused, and then he saw Tuoba Yan and Lin Shiyu standing not far away and staring at him.

The moment Tuoba Yan saw her face clearly, his eyelids twitched.

There is a dull pain in the coccyx where the waste is discharged daily.

Lin Shiyu's situation was much simpler, she just had to be vigilant.

Although Shen Lishu's words sounded very righteous at the beginning, her system told her that this person could not be trusted.

There is also competition between taskers.

There is only so much luck in a world, and how much you can obtain depends entirely on your ability.

Shen Lishu was the first to raise his hand and greet, "Hi, are you preparing for the funeral in advance?

Do you want to bury them together or separately? Do you need my help? I'll help you! "

One sentence offended two people

Tuoba Yan glared at Shen Lishu as if he wanted to eat her, and said with gnashing teeth:

"Where did the chef in your mansion's canteen learn his craft?"

In one sentence, I offended four people.

Lin Shiyu was stunned, looking at Tuoba Yan with eyes full of the three words "Are you crazy..."

The other three were Shen Lishu and his servant, and they were so angry that they wanted to hit someone.

I regard you as my rival, and you actually want to steal my cook?

What can be tolerated by scholars?

Okay, the first thing we do when we meet again after many years is to hurt each other.

Shen Lishu was so angry that he wanted to turn around and leave, but then he thought

Now that we are here, we must find out their conspiracy.

Well, everyone is here.

Taking a deep breath, Shen Lishu walked out from behind the pillar with confidence.

Three years later, her face hasn't changed much, but her figure has changed a lot.

She has long legs and is wearing a red dress.

Tuoba Yan's eyes widened as he watched.

Lin Shiyu rolled her eyes secretly, stepped hard on the back of his foot, and crushed it hard.

Tuoba Yan's face was twisted in pain. What on earth did the women in this world eat to grow up? They are all so incredibly strong.

His toes must have been swollen.

Shen Lishu chuckled, "Since we've met, why don't we have a cup of tea together? It's a good opportunity to talk about my chef."

Tuoba Yan's eyes sparkled, and he nodded rapidly, "Okay."

God knows how much he missed their food after he left the Shen Mansion.

Not long after, Tuoba Yan led the way and the group entered a large mansion in the center of the city.

"This is where I am staying temporarily. You can stay here if you haven't found a place to stay since you have come from afar."

Lin Shiyu's face suddenly fell, and she looked as angry as a puffer fish.

Shen Lishu smiled with curved eyebrows, "Okay, it saves us from staying in an inn."

Tuoba Yan gnashed his teeth secretly, extremely excited

Hehehehe... I finally have the chance to avenge my past.

Finally, Shen Lishu can have a taste of the suffering he endured in the past.

"Someone, take them to the room."

Lin Chen looked at her worriedly, "Master..."

This guy doesn't look like a good person.

Shen Lishu followed him and said, "Why should I be afraid? He can eat me."

It should be Tuoba Yan who should tremble.

It’s just that...is this person sick?

Shen Lishu looked at the familiar four-person dormitory with bunk beds and fell into deep silence.

"Master, it's exactly the same as ours..."

"It's still different. This is a pirated version. Many facilities are missing."

The servant who brought them here got the order and left the three of them behind and ran away.

The sun was setting, the sky was turning red, and the master and his two servants were now looking at each other outside a simple room.

"Do we... really want to live here?" Xiaoman hesitated.

She can endure hardship, but her master cannot bear this injustice.

Shen Lishu raised his lips and chuckled, "That's impossible!"

"I am not the kind of person who can take a loss. Come on! I will take you to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks."

I beat the sky like crazy in my heart, "Hurry up and get up and see where the kitchen is."

The way of heaven is to climb up and show the way

It is a natural law, but it is used for surveillance. How can it not feel wronged?

[Sometimes I really want to call the police! ]

Under the leadership of Shen Lishu and with the guidance of Tiandao, the three of them followed the invisibility talisman and made their way to the big kitchen through twists and turns.

In the kitchen, a group of people were busy, and the manager was sweating profusely but still kept urging them to work.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry! The main courtyard is serving food, send these over quickly!"

Shen Lishu's eyes lit up as he squatted outside the window. It seemed like someone was offering him a pillow just when he felt sleepy.

I walked in carefully, bending over, and saw seven or eight food boxes on a huge table, with people constantly putting dishes into them.

This bastard eats quite luxuriously!

Shen Lishu reached out and quietly took out a dish, "This is bean sprouts, I don't like it, change it to stones."

Lin Chen took it and poured it into a red plastic bucket, then picked up a handful of stones from the ground and put them in.

Shen Lishu took it and put it back in the food box, then picked up the fish next to it and asked, "Do you like this?"

The two shook their heads, complaining that there were too many thorns.

"Then change it to weeds."

Lin Chen did the same thing again and replaced the dish with weeds.

Shen Lishu brought out another bowl of bird's nest and said, "This is for Xiaoman."

Lin Chen left the dish behind, then grabbed a toad, tied it up and stuffed it in.

“I like roast chicken!”

Lin Chen... um... change the leaves?

"Hey! There are crabs too! I like them!"

Shen Lishu's eyes lit up. It was autumn, the time when crabs were at their plumpest.

Lin Chen looked left and right, and finally grabbed a handful of mud and put it on.

Well... there's really no place to put it.

The servant passing by only saw plates of food flying out of the window out of thin air, some disappeared, and some went into a red bucket.

Then the plate was automatically filled with a bunch of messy things and flew back into the food box.

The poor boy rubbed his eyes in disbelief, then pointed tremblingly, "Ghost..."

He didn't finish his words, rolled his eyes, and fell to the ground in glory.

Shen Lishu glanced over there and said an insincere apology in his heart.

"Done, retreat!"

The three of them turned around and walked away in a swagger.

We came to an exquisite courtyard with a wisteria tree and a pavilion with lace curtains under the tree.

The decoration here is not luxurious, but it is exquisite and full of the care of a young girl.

It was obvious that this was a virgin's yard.

My blind guess is that this is Lin Shiyu's yard.

"That's it."

Shen Lishu waved her hand, and the pavilion was instantly filled with all kinds of food, as well as two pots of osmanthus wine.

The three of them sat down, and Xiaoman took the lead in pouring a glass of wine for Shen Lishu.

"Come, come, eat!"

The setting sun in the sky was red, and the wisteria flowers swayed in the wind, emitting a faint fragrance mixed with a hint of osmanthus.

The three of them sat in the sunset, drinking fragrant osmanthus wine and eating big, fat crabs. It was such a beautiful scene.

But the other side is not so easy.

The butler with a head full of pigtails happily led a group of servants in carrying food boxes.

"Master, now is the time to eat autumn crabs. The kitchen bought a lot today. You and Miss Lin must taste them carefully."

Tuoba Yan nodded slightly, and Lin Shiyu, who was sitting next to her, was full of anticipation. She loved eating crabs!

However, the next second, she couldn't laugh anymore.

First, a plate of stones was brought out of the food box, followed by soil, weeds, leaves, and dead tree roots...

The butler shivered at each end, and sweat instantly soaked his clothes.

"This... Master... This, this, this, I personally watched and watched the installation. There really are crabs..."

This voice almost made me cry.

Finally, the servant poured out a toad with its legs tied from the food box, and accidentally untied the rope that bound it.

in a tense atmosphere

"Cuck!"

The toad croaked.

Everyone in the room looked at each other, trying hard to hold back their laughter.

Tuoba Yan's face was as black as ink. He pointed at the mess on the table and gritted his teeth and said, "Is this the meal you prepared?"

"This..." The butler was sweating profusely.

"Quack!" The toad added to the drama.

The next second, the toad stepped back, took off successfully, and landed accurately on Lin Shiyu's face.

Lin Shiyu's face turned green

The room was silent for a second.

Then came Lin Shiyu's earth-shattering cry

"what!!!"

The toad must have been frightened and couldn't help but expel some excess water from its body.

Then he jumped again and landed on Tuoba Yan's head.

…………

Tuoba Yan endured it again and again, but when he felt the wetness on his head, he could no longer bear it. With a bang, he dived vertically into the ground headfirst.

The main courtyard was in an uproar

There was chaos and confusion, people were being carried

Please ask the doctor. Please ask the doctor.

A group of people were busy catching toads for a long time.

It was not until it was completely dark that we finally cleaned up the mess.

On this side, Shen Lishu and the other two also ate and drank their fill, leaving behind some leftovers on the ground.

In the alley separated by a wall behind the yard, a big yellow dog was burping and calling its friends to come for dinner.

Come on, come on, this pie has fallen from the sky, it will go bad if you don’t finish it.

Who in my family would understand? I was lying at the doorstep counting mosquitoes, when suddenly a male Bodhisattva descended from the sky.

He carried a big red bucket and poured all the food inside into me.

I ate so much that I couldn’t finish it!

Excerpted from: The Peach Blossom Spring of the Big Yellow Dog.

……

After eating and drinking his fill, Shen Lishu wanted to sleep. He stretched himself ungracefully and yawned delicately.

"After being out for so long, this is the most satisfying meal I've had."

"Let's go, let's go find a room to sleep."

There was no way she could go back to that four-person dormitory.

There was no servant in this yard, which was just what she wanted.

When he turned around, he happened to meet Lin Shiyu who rushed in hurriedly.

"you……"

Lin Shiyu was shaking with anger. Seeing the three of them, there was nothing she didn't understand.

"You guys are also responsible for the meals in the main courtyard!"

Shen Lishu stretched out a finger and shook it, "We are good citizens. We can't eat other people's food when we are guests in their homes."

"You! There's no reason for you to take something from the owner without asking!"

Lin Shiyu didn't want to continue to tangle with them. She felt uncomfortable all over and had to take a shower first!

"Get out of the way! I'll settle the score with you later."

Shen Lishu took a step forward, and Lin Chen and Xiaoman stood on his left and right, forming a triangle and completely blocking Lin Shiyu's way.

If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with a drink!

Lin Shiyu's face changed and she punched Xiaoman, who looked the weakest.

This punch was so powerful that she guaranteed that an average person would die from ruptured internal organs if hit!

Shen Lishu was also startled and quickly reached out to stop him, "Xiaoman, get out of the way!"

Xiaoman reacted quickly, quickly turned his head to avoid it and stepped back.

Shen Lishu grabs Lin Shiyu's fist and fights back

The strength of these two people is inhuman, and they don't use any weapons or auxiliary tools. They punch me and each punch hits the flesh.

In the end, Lin Shiyu was the one who lost, mainly because she was in a hurry to take a shower first.

"Tell me what you want me to do in exchange for letting me go!"

Shen Lishu leaned against the pillar and yawned, "I'm a little sleepy. I think your yard is pretty good!"

Lin Shiyu was so angry that veins popped out, and she clenched her fists tightly, then she seemed to be deflated.

“There are only two side rooms on either side of the main house, divide them among yourselves!

I don't like having servants to serve me, you handle everything yourself!"

Shen Lishu made way, and with a smile stretched out his hand, "Please"

"Hmph!" Lin Shiyu snorted and ran away as if her butt was on fire.

"Master, there are only women here. I'll keep watch outside." Lin Chen took the initiative.

Shen Lishu thought about it and agreed. After all, this was Lin Shiyu's yard, and it was indeed inappropriate for Lin Chen to be there.

"It's autumn now, and the nights are cold. Why don't you go back to the four-person dormitory and sleep there first? I'll go to Tuoba Yan tomorrow."

"Yes." He didn't care. It didn't matter where he slept. The rooms he had in the village before were much worse than here.

"Go ahead and be safe."

After Lin Chen left, Shen Lishu and Xiaoman went into the side rooms to rest.

You have to keep your spirits up so that you can continue to torture Tuoba Yan.

God felt sorry for him for a while. This man was so miserable!