The Romantic Life of a Goblin

Elodie squinted at Allen and Notis, and said seriously:

"I have carefully counted the number of adult goblins in our lair. There are nearly 70 of them, including seven or eight male pig-headed men."

She paused and continued:

"But! We only have 21 human women here, four of whom are pregnant, and three of whom have had their limbs cut off and are recovering from injuries, so there are only 12 of us who can actually participate in the daily wrestling and poker activities. Add in the six female goblins including Notis, and there are less than 20 people in total. Moreover, as the leader, Alan has to enjoy two or three women for himself."

Hearing this, Alan felt a little embarrassed, and he coughed lightly to hide his discomfort.

Elodie continued:

"Also, except for Nautilus, the other five female goblins are not very popular. Only the old goblins who can't get in line or can't find a wrestling opponent will go to them."

The female scholar continued:

"After my observation and research, I found that on average, every woman has six or seven goblins waiting in line to play poker. And these goblins don't just play poker once and then be done with it. Even though each poker game is short, they always play several rounds before they are willing to rest."

At this moment, Carola also pulled Julie and Anne into the cave hall.

They saw everyone grinning foolishly and didn't know what was going on, so they curiously went over to see what was going on.

The female scholar pressed her hands, signaling the audience to be quiet, and continued:

"So, according to my statistics, the average number of times a woman is dragged to play poker is as high as thirty times a day. This is beyond our imagination!"

Hearing this number, there was another round of exclamations. No one realized that everyone had to go through so many poker games every day!

Notis still asked with some doubt:

"Isn't it good to exercise more? Doesn't the more you exercise, the more you feel refreshed?"

The female scholar curled her lips slightly, showing a disapproving expression:

"In fact, from what I know, the mortality rate of women in the goblin's lair is quite high. Usually, women who have given birth four or five times will find it difficult to survive. And those women who are unfortunately caught in the pig-headed man's lair can't even survive a week."

The female scholar paused for a moment and then continued:

"Fortunately, since Notis and Alan are very caring towards us, there have been no abnormal deaths of females in our nest so far. However, if this high-intensity exercise and sports regime is maintained continuously, it will bring great danger."

Hearing this, Notis fell silent.

Deep down she believed that dying through exercise and sports was a happy thing, but that was just her personal feeling.

She also knows that for other women who are not mentally prepared, giving up their lives easily is not an easy decision and they really need to think about this issue seriously.

The female scholar looked at Allen and Notis with a serious expression, a determined light flashing in her eyes.

She took a deep breath and said solemnly:

“So, based on my research and observations, I concluded that we should address the problem from two aspects.

First, we need to improve women’s workplace benefits;

Second, we need to increase the number of women working.”

Allen nodded slightly, showing his understanding and encouraging the female scholar to continue to express her point of view.

Elodie narrowed her eyes and slowly looked around, her gaze sweeping over every woman present.

She cleared her throat and continued:

“Let’s talk about the first aspect first. I know that everyone considers this place as their home, so it is very important to keep the home clean, comfortable and warm.

To this end, in addition to the existing bathrooms and kitchens, we should also consider building more facilities such as dining rooms, living rooms, study rooms, as well as sauna rooms, massage rooms, etc.

This not only improves the quality of life, but also helps create a good atmosphere.

In addition, every woman should have her own private space, which is very beneficial to their physical and mental health.”

The female scholar spoke incessantly:

"Every morning we should wake up to the aroma of elegant coffee, wear soft pajamas, and enjoy a nutritious and balanced breakfast. We should have our own wardrobes filled with all kinds of fashionable clothes, exquisite dressing tables filled with a wide range of cosmetics so that we can always stay beautiful, have enough beautiful clothes to choose the right clothes for different occasions, have comfortable beds and sofas so that we can relax, and have silk curtains and warm carpets to create a warm living environment for us.

Our homes should not be filled with smoky torches, but should be illuminated by bright and warm lights in every corner, and we should also play some pleasant music to fill the entire space with a pleasant atmosphere. "

Her words flowed into everyone's heart like a clear spring. The group of women were dumbfounded as if they were in a dream world.

They had never thought that their lives would be so wonderful. This was not a goblin's nest at all. Even if it was a noble villa, it would probably be just like this.

The female scholar continued with her head held high and chest puffed out:

"In addition, we also need to reduce women's current working hours and labor intensity, so that everyone has more time to rest and entertain, thereby reducing the physical and psychological burden.

In addition, we also need more outdoor activities. We can’t always stay in this dark cave. We need to regularly carry out team-building activities on the sunny grass, breathe fresh air, enjoy the gifts of nature, and feel the beauty of life. "

The female scholar's words were like a magic key. With a slight turn, they opened the door of long-hidden desire in everyone's heart.

Their originally calm hearts were suddenly stirred up, and they began to look forward to a better life in the future.

The female scholar concluded with a smile: "Therefore, when living conditions improve, women will be happier and will be able to provide better...services to the leader and those monsters."

Alan couldn't help but smack his lips, secretly congratulating himself for having traveled through time from modern society.

He thought to himself that the other party's proposal was not only to establish a trade union, but also to set up a Women's Federation to protect women's rights.