The plan to save the king of Yunmeng

Chapter 1 It’s hard to calm down

In the mustard seed space...

Wuyou gently used her index finger to play with the eyelashes of a very beautiful baby soul, smiled very lovingly, and said in a baby voice:

"Little Jiang Cheng, little Wanyin, in this life, I will accompany you and help you. Don't be afraid, grow up freely and become what you should be..."

The picture zoomed out, and it turned out to be two identical infant souls, one awake, the other asleep. The awake one was murmuring to the sleeping one.

In the eyes of the awakened baby soul, one can actually see love, joy, heartache, kindness, and many other complex emotions.

Seeing these emotions in a baby's eyes is really... quite... outrageous...

Maybe everyone is confused by this, so let me explain it to you. This is what happened...

Recently, I have been browsing some music and some apps without any worries.

"It's good enough as long as Xianxian can take care of the baby..."

"Identification completed, uncle's golden elixir is acting up!"

"Tian Zi Xiao: 'I have taken too much blame'"

There are too many things like this. Wuyou feels that this should be a very interesting and funny work...

So out of curiosity, I asked netizens the title of the book, and they answered enthusiastically...

And I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but Wuyou actually felt “motherly comfort” from the words of netizens.

Looking at the title given by netizens, "The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation"...

Wuyou began to complain in his mind: "Hey hey hey hey... this is a male-oriented novel. The name suggests that the male protagonist is bullied and humiliated in the early stage, but later on he gets a cheat code, and then~oh~ fairy grass grows everywhere, opportunities are everywhere, beauties are all around, tsk tsk tsk"

Wuyou clicked his tongue twice and commented disdainfully...

But no one can escape from it, this is the Chinese law - since you are here, it is the law, and Wuyou is asking the law...

(OS: At this moment, Wuyou still doesn’t know how big a pit he will fall into, the kind that he can’t even climb out of…)

After a night of fighting in the world of magic...

"woo woo woo woo……"

The miserable one was lying in bed crying, with paper balls all over the floor.

Wuyou: "I've finished reading it. I feel so sad. Let me read you these sad parts..."

【 Wei Wuxian: "What should I do? Who can tell me? What should I do..." - These are the words he said when he was at a loss after accidentally killing his brother-in-law.

Jiang Cheng, who was all alone: "You said that I would be the head of the family in the future, and you would be my subordinate, supporting me for the rest of my life, and never betraying me..." - This is the ending of The Two Heroes of Yunmeng]

……

"Oh my god! So many people don't seem that pathetic, but once you look deeper and more carefully, everyone is really pathetic..."

Wuyou held his chest, took a deep breath, and continued, "I even feel so sorry for Wangxian, the only one who was fulfilled. Is the one who has waited for 13 years still the same Wei Wuxian?"

After being absent-minded for a while, Wuyou continued, "And that Mo Xuanyu, the story clearly starts with him, but it has nothing to do with him. If he was really an ignorant madman, how could he survive Jin Guangyao's hands, and how could he successfully sacrifice himself with only half a scroll?"

“And my Jiang Wanyin~, how can she be so stubborn!! She has clearly forgiven Wei Wuxian and clearly wanted him to stay, but she still says hurtful things.”

"Wei Ying had Wen Ning to speak for him, but who can speak for a "fool" like you? From having everything at first to being alone in the end... You are such a good person, but you are misunderstood by so many people..."

"Oh no! No! The more I think about it, the more painful it becomes. I have to go to some music or some video to divert my attention."

This is a person mumbling in a house. The most bizarre thing is... I don't know who he is talking to. There is no one around him! ! ˉ\_(?o?)_/ˉ

When Wuyou turned on his phone...

A certain audio: "Wei Wuxian will never know how Jiang Cheng's golden core disappeared..."

Wuyou screamed: "Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, I don't want to play with you anymore, I'm going to do it."

A moment...

A clip was played by a certain person: "'That little kid, he didn't care about any of the colorful treasures, but he just grabbed his father's Sui Hua.' 'This is my father's sword, I won't let it go.'"

"Oops_(-w-`_)⌒)_, Ah Qiu, they are cutting me, both of them are cutting me, I am going to turn into meat slices, no, it is meat filling, I think Chives and Baheba and Baheba can be used to make dumplings wuwuwuwuwu"

Wuyou rolled on the bed and crawled in a dark and twisted manner...

Wuyou continued, "Before I read the book, I thought the jokes on the Internet were so funny. Why are there so many knives everywhere in the book I read now?

Are those videos actually full of knives?

The golden elixir is a knife?

Tian Zi Xiao is a knife?

Sister's lotus root and pork ribs soup is also made of knives?"

Wuyou collapsed on the bed, half dead...

At this time, an ethereal voice came faintly, "I... don't really understand where your sadness comes from. It's just a novel..."

Someone quickly responded: "I know it's a novel, but I'm really sad."

After saying that, he rubbed his nose and continued, "Aqiu, do you think this second dimension really exists? There is such a world, and there is such a group of young people, from being lively at the beginning to withering in the end."

Ah Qiu's voice sounded without any emotion: "At first, you also thought that I didn't exist. Although you don't believe in my existence now, I do exist."

Hearing this answer, Wuyou jumped up and sat up: "F*ck, you implicitly acknowledged their existence!! I feel even more upset, wuwuwuwu."

Suddenly, Wuyou stopped and said, "Uh huh... my nose is bleeding."

Ah Qiu: "Let's go to the hospital and have a look. This time, I'm afraid you'll die in the house and I can't help you..."

Wuyou replied lazily, "I know, I know. Last night, we chased each other with tears and laughter all night long. I'll lie down first, lie down first..."

As I was about to lie down, before my head even touched the pillow, I heard...

Ah Qiu's threatening voice sounded: "See a doctor, take medicine, eat, and finally sleep, otherwise I can keep repeating these words until the end of time..."

Wuyou jumped up upon hearing this and said repeatedly: "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, right now."

Inwardly, I commented: "Although... but... it's a sin~"

……

Wuyou has someone else in his mind, called 'Aqiu'...

It's a bit of a stretch to call it a human, because the voice introduced itself as the ghost (why is it a soul?) of a loach that Wuyou picked up at the vegetable market.

Time has to go back further...

Wuyou encountered a loach that fell on the ground while buying vegetables at the market. He asked the owner about it, and the owner said, "Let it go." Wuyou took it home out of sympathy and raised it...

But later, Wuyou became seriously ill...

Wuyou, who was thought to be dying, survived miraculously, but Ah Qiu, who was full of life and had accompanied Wuyou for several years, died first...

Wuyou thought that life would be like this, and continued to live a dull life...

Until one day, a ethereal, androgynous voice appeared in someone's mind.

It introduced itself as "Achi"

……

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