Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked

No wonder Xu Damao felt aggrieved.

Who wouldn’t feel wronged if faced with something like this?

Because he took his left foot first when going out, Jia Zhang came to his house to pick a fight with him.

The fact that Xu Damao has been able to endure and not hit anyone until now is a result of his excellent self-cultivation.

really....

Listening to Xu Damao's accusations and Jia Zhang's nonsensical excuses.

The second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui were both stunned, with a look of dementia on their faces.

The neighbors who were watching had similar expressions.

Everyone heard the noise in the backyard and learned that Jia Zhang and Xu Damao had an argument.

I thought something had happened.

I didn't expect it to be such a lame excuse.

Aunt Jia, Aunt Jia, if you want to come here to cause trouble, you have to find an excuse that is reasonably acceptable.

When you go out, take your left foot first. Aren't you being unreasonable?

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he turned to look at the crowd watching, then looked at the two old men in the yard.

"Second uncle, third uncle, can you please judge for yourself? What did I do wrong by taking my left foot first when I go out? What's the matter? Do I have to take my right foot first when I go out in the future?"

Hahaha....

Hahaha....

Listening to Xu Damao's tearful accusation, everyone present finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

The second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui were trying hard to hold back their laughter, but their entire faces were distorted because of trying not to laugh.

Sha Zhu was standing in the crowd, not much better, he just lowered his head and laughed, “Cool! Cool! Cool!”

As for Jia Zhang, she was still sitting on the ground, acting like a scoundrel and making a scene.

Hearing the neighbors laughing, he immediately became angry and jumped up, "What are you laughing at? Xu Damao stepped out of the door with his left foot first, it's his fault."

It’s Jia Zhang.

He is good at throwing tantrums, acting like a scoundrel and making unreasonable troubles.

Apart from this, there is nothing else to show for it.

At this time, he was standing in the crowd, jumping up and down and cursing, and everyone was watching him making fun of himself.

"Sister-in-law, stop making trouble. You are in the wrong tonight, so go home quickly." Second uncle Liu Haizhong waved his hand directly at Jia Zhang, signaling her not to embarrass herself here and go home quickly.

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, had a similar expression and advised, "Sister-in-law of the Jia family, it is Xu Damao's freedom to decide which foot to step out of the door first. You have no right to control it. If you come to cause trouble in the future, you should find a decent excuse."

The neighbors who were watching couldn't help it anymore and started to speak up.

"Aunt Jia, who gave you this bad advice? Take your left foot first when you go out. Oh, I am dying of laughter."

"Aunt Jia, it's not that we don't want to help you, you should think about it yourself, your excuse is so funny..."

"Take your left foot first when you go out. Hahaha, Xu Damao, why don't you try taking your right foot first when you go out tomorrow?"

"What if Aunt Jia comes to cause trouble again?"

"If it doesn't work, Xu Damao, you're going out tomorrow, just jump out."

"Hahahaha, it's late at night, are you guys putting on a show for us?"

Listening to the neighbors' ridicule and taunts.

Jia Zhang and Xu Damao were really embarrassed tonight.

Xu Damao had a gloomy face at this time. He glared at Jia Zhang fiercely, turned around and went home angrily, slamming the door.

What are you still doing outside?

Are you trying to make fun of me?

Isn't that embarrassing enough?

Xu Damao turned around and went home, leaving Jia Zhang alone in the yard.

She wanted to continue making trouble, but she was not in the right and everyone was laughing at her.

Even if he wanted to act like a scoundrel and continue to cheat Xu Damao, he had no face to do so.

"I...Xu Damao, you wait for me, I will come again tomorrow night." Jia Zhang left a harsh remark, patted her butt, and trotted home.

Good guy.

Is Jia Zhang fighting a protracted war?

The excuse of taking your left foot first when leaving the house tonight doesn't work. Are you planning to come up with a good excuse tomorrow night and come over to make trouble again?

The neighbors watched a funny show and went home satisfied.

Xu Damao sat at home, his face ashen and looking extremely ugly.

Don't be afraid of thieves stealing, just be afraid of thieves missing you.

Jia Zhang left all the words behind before leaving, and will continue tomorrow night.

Who knows what excuse Jia Zhang will come up with tomorrow night to come and cause trouble?

"Da Mao, when did you offend Aunt Jia? Why does she always keep picking on you?" After three consecutive days, Widow Wang was exhausted.

An old widow comes to the house every day to make trouble, and no one can stand it.

Xu Damao's eyes twitched a few times, and he slammed the table angrily, cursing softly, "It must be that stinky boy Shazhu, he was behind the scenes..."

When she heard Sha Zhu's name, Widow Wang suddenly didn't dare to speak.

My handle is still in the hands of Sha Zhu, and I don’t know when this bomb of mine will explode.

Widow Wang didn’t dare to imagine what Xu Damao’s expression would be when her bomb exploded.

"Da Mao, how about we move?" Widow Wang advised in a low voice with a guilty conscience.

If we can't afford to offend, we can afford to hide. Can we just move away?

"Moving? What house do you want to move? If I don't move, I'm not afraid of him." Xu Damao slammed the table and cursed angrily.

As for why Sha Zhu instigated Jia Zhang to come and cause trouble.

Xu Damao knew it was him who must have instigated Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru, and Sha Zhu found out.

The night before yesterday, it was Sha Zhu who brought Jia Zhang here.

Last night, same thing.

Jia Zhang was charging outside, while Sha Zhu was helping from behind.

As for why Sha Zhu didn't show up tonight, Xu Damao was a little confused.

Even if Xu Damao racked his brains, he could not have figured out that it was not that Sha Zhu was unwilling to help, but that Jia Zhang felt that she had grown strong enough and wanted to fly solo.

As a result, it fell heavily to the ground as soon as it flapped its wings.

The story behind the Siheyuan is much more complicated than what Jia Zhang thought.

"Da Mao, Aunt Jia said that she will come over tomorrow night. What should we do?" Widow Wang asked Xu Damao with a worried look on her face.

"Don't be afraid. At worst, I...I...I will go to the countryside to show movies tomorrow." Xu Damao hesitated for a while, but finally compromised.

A young man was arguing with an old widow.

Having won the argument, he had nothing to be proud of.

Not to mention losing, you also have to pay money.

After much thought, I decided to go and hide in the countryside for a while.

Jia Zhang never thought that after three days of continuous efforts, she would scare Xu Damao away.

When she got home, Jia Zhang was furious. She felt upset because she didn't make a penny tonight.

I was seeing the leftovers on the dinner table.

Well, you are going too far by hiding from me and enjoying all the delicious food and fish at home.

Jia Zhang ran over angrily, grabbed the plate, grabbed the last piece of chicken and stuffed it into her mouth. She glared at Xiaodang, Xiaohuaihua, Banggeng, and Qin Huairu, and cursed incoherently, "You guys are eating delicious food at home, but you didn't even leave some for me?"

At this moment, a figure appeared at the door of Jia's house. It was Sha Zhu.

"Aunt Jia, you are a bad boy and you have actually learned to steal. Is the plate in your hand mine? Where's the meat in it? Where's the fish? Did you eat it? Pay me the money. Otherwise, there's no end for us."

Sha Zhu's slightly threatening words rang in Jia Zhang's ears.

Jia Zhang's brain was buzzing and she looked at the plate in her hand, wanting to cry but without tears.

It wasn't me, it really wasn't me who stole it, I am innocent...