Siheyuan Sizhu, you are so wicked

Wow, Jia Zhang’s fighting power is overflowing tonight.

She was pointing at Xu Damao's nose and cursing like a shrew.

Especially when she kept saying innocent and chaste, she kept repeating the same thing over and over again: "Xu Damao, you actually dared to tease me and ruin my reputation. Tell me, how are you going to compensate me?"

Xu Damao, who was standing opposite, was so angry that his nose was almost crooked.

His face was ashen, his teeth were chattering, and his body was shaking slightly because of anger.

This Jia Zhang was a shrew with a foul mouth. Xu Damao wanted to slap her hard twice and give her a beating.

Fortunately, thinking of what happened last night, Xu Damao suppressed his anger and did not take action.

Isn't this obvious...

Sha Zhu was standing behind, waiting for him to take action.

As long as I beat up Jia Zhang, I will have to pay compensation if nothing unexpected happens.

With Xu Damao's meager monthly salary and so many old lovers outside, he really doesn't have much money to lose.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, please stop slandering me. Even if I, Xu Damao, were blind, I would not like you. Look at the wrinkles on your old face. Only someone like Yi Zhonghai, who is not picky about food, would like you." Xu Damao retorted.

Fortunately, Yi Zhonghai was frightened by Sha Zhukeng and did not come to watch the fun.

Otherwise, he would be furious after hearing what Xu Damao said.

Even so, when the neighbors who were watching heard Xu Damao's words, they couldn't help but burst into suppressed laughter, "Cool! Cool! Cool!"

Jia Zhangshi seemed to have been greatly insulted. She jumped up and cursed, "Xu Damao, don't try to play tricks on me. This morning, when you passed by the middle courtyard, you whistled at me and... flirted with me. What do you think I should do?"

what?

Hearing what Jia Zhang said, everyone was shocked. They looked at Jia Zhang and then at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao, that shouldn’t be the case.

How can you even say such a thing as Jia Zhang?

"I didn't, I didn't, you are slandering me." Xu Damao stared and shouted at the top of his voice.

Now things got lively. Jia Zhang said she was molested, but Xu Damao said no.

Who do you believe is better?

At this time, Sha Zhu started again. He came to the crowd and questioned Jia Zhang, "Aunt Jia, I must ask about this matter clearly. Did Xu Damao really tease you? He is a hooligan. If it is true, we can't let him go."

"Zhu Zi, I'm so old now, do I have to lie? If I wasn't really angry, I wouldn't have come to Xu Damao to seek justice. He is really a bully." Jia Zhang pretended to wipe her tears and sobbed.

"Aunt Jia, there are so many neighbors in the yard, don't worry, we will be able to take care of it for you. Can you tell us in detail how Xu Damao bullied you this morning?" Sha Zhu and Jia Zhangshi, in unison, began to act out the incident.

"He...he...he whistled at me and praised me for my still charming appearance. Zhuzi, I have never been to school. It was Xu Damao who told me about my still charming appearance. He...he also said that he wanted me to sleep with him." After saying this, Jia Zhang immediately covered her face, squatted on the ground, and wailed.

"Oh my, I'm so old, but Xu Damao still won't let me go. My reputation is gone. How can I face people when I go out in the future?"

Jia Zhang was completely giving it her all. She became more and more addicted to acting and even started to act freely and learned to steal the show.

Seeing Jia Zhang crying, Sha Zhu's mouth twitched a few times.

The sentence just now was not taught by me, but was purely Jia Zhang's free expression.

As for your reputation, what reputation do you have? When you found a way to get Yi Zhonghai drunk and took off his pants, your reputation and integrity were completely thrown away.

Listening to Jia Zhang's tearful accusation, the neighbors all opened their mouths wide, with looks of shock on their faces.

Xu Damao, it shouldn’t be that serious, right?

Are you really hungry? How can you eat such an old widow like Jia Zhang?

at the same time....

Xu Damao was completely furious.

You can accuse me of anything, but you accuse me of molesting Jia Zhang. How can I tolerate this?

You are insulting my aesthetics and vision.

"You...you...Jia Zhang, you...you..." Xu Damao kept saying "you" for a long time and was so angry that he couldn't say a word.

"Xu Damao, let me say this today. I, Jia Zhang, don't like you. Even if all the men in the world are dead, I will still not like you." Jia Zhang directly responded.

When Xu Damao heard this, he felt as if he had been greatly insulted, and he said, "Pooh, Jia Zhang, you old idiot, you should go home and look in the mirror."

Good guy....

This is going to be a lot of fun.

The neighbors looked at each other, not knowing who to trust.

As for Sha Zhu, he stood in the crowd, thinking for a long time, then sighed and shook his head, "Hey, I can't judge this matter, you can change someone else."

Ok?

After hearing what Sha Zhu said, Jia Zhangshi and Xu Damao looked over with a confused look on their faces.

The neighbors who were watching had similar expressions.

I thought that Shazhu would come out tonight to judge the situation just like he did last night.

Why did you back off?

Seeing everyone's puzzled eyes, Sha Zhu spread his hands with an innocent look, "I really can't judge. Everyone, how can I judge? Aunt Jia said that Xu Damao molested him, and Xu Damao didn't admit it. Who should I believe?"

"Of course it's mine, Zhuzi, I didn't lie." Jia Zhang hurriedly made an excuse to speak.

Xu Damao had a similar expression. "Silly Zhu, you know me. How could I be interested in an old widow like Jia Zhang, who is half buried in the ground?"

Jia Zhang: "Xu Damao, keep your mouth shut."

Xu Damao: "Ms. Jia Zhang, you are such an ugly freak."

Jia Zhang: "Xu Damao, you are a eunuch who can't give birth to a son."

Xu Damao; "......."

Jia Zhangshi; "......"

Good man, the two of them started cursing at each other again.

"Okay, stop arguing. Otherwise, let's call the police." Sha Zhu shouted at the two of them.

Call the police?

If you really call the police about this, it will be of no use.

Even if the police came, it would be a confusing matter.

Jia Zhang said that Xu Damao molested her, how can she verify it?

There was no one outside to hear it, so in the end it was just a farce.

Having said that, when Xu Damao heard the words "call the police", cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

You can't call the police...

If I really call the police, I will let others know that I, a young man under 30, molested a 50-year-old widow.

Xu Damao didn't dare to think that once this matter got out, or even reached the police station, his reputation would be completely ruined.

"No, you can't call the police." Xu Damao shouted hurriedly.

Huh?

The neighbors in the yard couldn't help but murmur about Xu Damao's abnormal behavior.

Why are you afraid to call the police?

Did you really tease Aunt Jia?

Xu Damao, are you really that hungry?