After I went through the book, I criticized the villain but he insisted on pampering me

"Let's go, let's go. Can I eat you?" Wu Xuanhai pulled Su Xueer and walked towards Zui Chunfeng Restaurant.

Douyaer jogged along behind.

As soon as the three of them entered Zuifeng Tower, the shopkeeper personally greeted them: "Hey, Elder Wu, you're back?"

Wu Xuanhai instructed the shopkeeper, "Shopkeeper, bring up all the signature dishes in your restaurant. I have been away for months and it has been a long time since I came back. What I miss most is your dishes."

The shopkeeper cheerfully led Wu Xuanhai to the stairs, "Okay, Elder Wu, please take a seat in the private room upstairs."

Su Xueer took a quick look at the shopkeeper, the waiter, and the people eating there.

After coming to the Canglan, she discovered that this place was more like a small town with simple folk customs.

It didn't look like a pirate gathering place at all. She thought that pirates were rough and savage people with Damascus swords and faces full of tendons.

Rather than saying that the Canglan Gang is a pirate gang, it would be better to say that the Canglan is a small town where people live and work in peace and contentment.

We sat down in the private room upstairs and the waiter immediately served us tea.

Wu Xuanhai asked with a smile: "Miss Su, do you want to hear about the embarrassing things that boy did when he was a child?"

Su Xueer nodded. Since she was already here, she might as well listen.

Wu Xuanhai began to talk excitedly: Once, a monkey performer came to the gang, and the boy was so fascinated by the monkey performer that he insisted on learning how to perform. He caught a little monkey from somewhere and insisted on imitating the performer to make the monkey obey and perform. As a result, the monkey didn't listen to him at all, jumping up and down, and making the freshly cooked food in the kitchen all over the floor. The boy was so anxious that he chased after him, but the monkey treated him like a monkey and finally jumped directly on his head, pulling his hair and not letting go. He screamed in pain and ran around the boat like a headless fly. The scene was as chaotic as poking a hornet's nest, and everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. "

Su Xueer widened her eyes, imagining A Lan being chased by the monkey and being in a miserable state. She couldn't help but burst into laughter, and Douyaer also laughed and stamped her feet.

Wu Xuanhai took a sip of the wine he brought with him, and then said with a beaming face, "Another time, the gang organized a floating competition, and the kid secretly practiced in advance in order to get first place. As a result, when he was practicing, he didn't notice a huge jellyfish in the sea, and he bumped into it. The jellyfish was startled, and its tentacles wrapped around his legs. He was so scared that he struggled desperately, like a chicken that fell into the water, flapping his legs and shouting for help. When everyone rescued him, his legs were red and purple from being stung by the jellyfish, and they were all bumps. He walked with a limp, and he kept scratching it because it itched. He looked so funny. Moreover, he was afraid that everyone would laugh at him, so he pretended to be calm and said that this was a new martial arts move he had learned, called 'Jellyfish Dance Kicks', which made everyone laugh so hard that tears came out."

Su Xueer laughed: "Hahahaha... I'm dying of laughter, the jellyfish dance retreated."

Wu Xuanhai looked at them and smiled with wrinkles all over his face.

Prepared to continue telling Mo Yanchen's embarrassing story, "There was another time, let me tell you..."

"Uncle Hai, are you very free?" A voice came from the door of the box.

The person who came was the male protagonist Mo Yanchen mentioned by Wu Xuanhai.

Wu Xuanhai looked at Mo Yanchen with an unhappy face. He hadn't said he was satisfied yet, but now the person involved was here, and there was nothing to say. "Hey, brat, you are well-informed, aren't you? What's the matter? Are you afraid that I'll kidnap your wife?"