Transformed into a pink fairy, I will make all the players cry with my sword

Inside the carriage, the scene was quite different from the apocalyptic jolts on the roof.

The off-road vehicle sped along the road riddled with cracks and abandoned vehicles, its body occasionally leaping high into the air as it ran over obstacles, only to fall heavily back down.

Each time it landed, the roof of the car resounded with a thud that seemed to indicate it was about to fall apart, accompanied by suppressed gasps of alarm.

However, the person who started all of this was simply resting one hand casually on the steering wheel.

Tao Yao's posture was even somewhat lazy. She leisurely watched the scenery rushing past in front of her, with her other hand supporting her chin, as if she was appreciating the desolate wasteland landscape.

Her movements were effortless; with each turn of the steering wheel, she precisely maneuvered the car through the narrow gap between two abandoned trucks.

With each light touch of the accelerator, she could make the car leap precisely over a broken ditch.

The entire set of movements was fluid and graceful, full of violent aesthetics, yet exuding a nonchalant elegance.

She clearly didn't use her full strength.

Considering there were two newly acquired "luggage" items on the roof, she had already become quite restrained.

Even so, this level of madness is still a nightmare for ordinary people, enough to make their bile churn.

Hiyori sat in the passenger seat, her body rising and falling slightly with the swaying of the vehicle, but her expression remained calm throughout.

She glanced at the wicked woman beside her who was having a great time, and listened to the faint, tearful sound of the wind coming from the roof of the car, but ultimately said nothing.

After all, they brought this on themselves.

at this time.

A sharper, higher-pitched roar, completely different from the sound of the off-road vehicle's engine, came rapidly from behind, growing louder as it approached.

The sound was like the roar of some kind of wild beast that had been suppressed to the extreme; it was extremely penetrating and even drowned out the noise of the off-road vehicle itself.

Hiyori subconsciously looked back through the rearview mirror.

On the horizon, a black dot was growing larger at an alarming rate.

Soon, the outline of the black dot became clear.

It was a heavily modified motorcycle, with all sorts of oddly shaped metal parts added to its body, and an exhaust pipe that was disproportionately large.

The person driving this steel monster was a woman with short, neat hair and wearing a leather jacket.

is her.

The homeless businesswoman who stopped them on the highway last time, trying to sell them all sorts of strange goods.

Ever since that pink-haired woman ran away in a way that was almost humiliating, the homeless businesswoman had been holding a grudge.

In her view, this was no longer a question of whether a deal would go through or not.

This is a blatant provocation against her professional competence and professional dignity!

She, a top saleswoman in the wasteland, a walking department store, actually has things she can't sell? And she gets a customer skip out on the bill right in front of her?

Unforgivable!

For the past few weeks, while running other businesses, she has been searching the world for the whereabouts of this distinctive SUV.

Now, she's finally caught her!

The businesswoman's expression was a mixture of the joy of a long-awaited reunion and the excitement of a hunter locking onto his prey.

She twisted the throttle sharply, and the motorcycle roared even louder, instantly pulling alongside the off-road vehicle!

"Hey! Sister! We meet again!"

The businesswoman controlled the handlebars with one hand, and with the other hand, she pulled out a large tin megaphone from behind her back and waved it enthusiastically at Tao Yao.

The strong wind distorted her shouts, but the familiar, passionate energy that sent chills down one's spine remained undiminished.

Tao Yao turned her head and looked out the window at the woman who was walking alongside her, her face full of "you can't escape me." A perfectly timed look of surprise flashed in her clear eyes.

"Wow."

She even had the leisure to let out a small sigh.

The businesswoman clearly took this surprise as encouragement, and she became even more energetic.

While maintaining the same high speed as the SUV, she brought the megaphone to her mouth and began her sales pitch.

"Sister! Look what good stuff I brought you!"

"The latest 'Eagle Eye III' unmanned reconnaissance aircraft! Military-grade quality, rock-solid! Don't let its small size fool you, it can clearly capture images of the leg hairs of a mutated cockroach when it flies at an altitude of 500 meters!"

"Built-in infrared thermal imaging! Nighttime exploration, avoiding dangerous beasts, no more groping in the dark! Mom no longer has to worry about me walking at night!"

"Buy now and get a free set of repair tools and three spare high-energy batteries! Super long standby time, long battery life! More importantly, it has a one-click self-destruct function! Encounter robbers or enemies you can't handle? Just run them over! 'Bang!' and the world is quiet!"

"How about it? Tempted yet? A must-have for wasteland exploration, home life, travel, murder and robbery!"

The businesswoman's sales pitch flowed smoothly and effortlessly, full of persuasiveness.

Tao Yao didn't listen any further.

She gave the businesswoman outside the window a sweet and innocent smile, then turned back and spoke softly to Fei Ying beside her.

"Sit tight."

As soon as she finished speaking, she pressed the button to raise or lower the car window.

As the car windows slowly closed, the noisy sales pitches were shut out.

Immediately afterwards, Tao Yao pressed her foot down hard on the accelerator!

"boom--!"

The off-road vehicle's engine roared like never before, and the whole vehicle was like a beast injected with stimulants, instantly increasing its speed to a whole new level!

On the roof of the car, Ling Yue and A Que, who had just barely gotten used to the rhythm, felt an irresistible force coming from behind them.

Their bodies were pressed tightly against the supplies, and they were almost torn apart by the violent acceleration.

The wind howled sharply in their ears, and they felt as if they were not on the roof of a car, but on the wing of an airplane about to take off.

Outside the car, the businesswoman saw the SUV suddenly accelerate, but instead of being discouraged, she revealed a smile of complete control.

"Hmph, I'm well prepared this time."

"You think you can shake me off? Not so easy!"

She gave a low shout and slammed her left hand down on an inconspicuous red button below the handlebars!

"laugh--!"

Two camouflage metal plates suddenly popped open beneath the motorcycle's rear seat, revealing two dark jet nozzles.

The next second, two dark blue flames suddenly shot out from the nozzles, emitting a deafening roar!

The powerful thrust caused the motorcycle's front wheel to lift slightly, and the entire vehicle transformed into a blue arrow shot from a bow, firmly biting the SUV's rear end without being left behind!

This "rocket motorcycle," which she personally modified, was her trump card, specially prepared to catch up with this despicable customer!

If my driving skills aren't as good as yours, can't I make up for it with technology?

inside the carriage.

Looking in the rearview mirror, Tao Yao saw the motorcycle with flames shooting out of its rear end, chasing after her relentlessly, and the businesswoman who looked particularly excited in the blue flames.

Even she was slightly taken aback at this moment.

Where did this amazing person come from?

Is it really necessary to modify your mount into a missile just to sell something?

Just then, Hiyori, who was standing to the side, finally couldn't help but speak up.

Her expression was a mix of helplessness and amusement.

"Tao Yao, maybe... we should stop."

"Look how anxious she is, she's even come up with this kind of cutting-edge technology. I feel like if she keeps running around like this, who knows what she might do next."

Fei Ying genuinely felt that this businesswoman was both pitiful and terrifying.

That dedication has transcended the realm of commerce and risen to the level of performance art.

After listening to Fei Ying's words, Tao Yao glanced again at the persistent blue flame in the rearview mirror.

She thought for a moment.

"Okay, I'll do as Hiyori says."

After saying that, she released the accelerator and then slowly and gently pressed the brake.

The SUV gradually slowed down and eventually came to a steady stop in the middle of the road.

However, the car did stop.

The businesswoman behind her clearly hadn't expected Tao Yao to suddenly stop the car, and to stop so decisively.

The expression on her face was still frozen in the smug look of "Let's see where you run this time."

By the time she realized what was happening, the motorcycle equipped with the rocket booster was already completely unable to stop due to its immense inertia.

"Damn it! Remember to tell me you're parking!"

The businesswoman let out a terrified scream.

Under the watchful eyes of Tao Yao and Fei Ying, the motorcycle spewing fire, along with its owner, "whooshed" past the off-road vehicle.

Then, it continued forward, becoming a small dot on the horizon, gradually disappearing at the end of the road accompanied by increasingly distant "ah ah ah ah" sounds.

Silence returned to the surroundings.

Tao Yao looked in the direction where the motorcycle disappeared, and slowly tilted her head.

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