Oops, I've become the puppy apprentice of my stupid master.
Chapter 72 You Are a Real Dog
I slept comfortably for a night in Yu Qianlin's cabin.
The next morning, Song Zhili planned to go out to look for the phantom crystal stone, but as soon as he went out, he saw the black and white kitten from last night again.
The kitten squatted in the middle of the yard and called out to him softly.
It thought that this human would still like it as before, but it never expected that after seeing it, the other party would directly pick up the broom standing by the door and smash it at it.
"How dare you, you little bastard, lie to me!"
"You'd better not let me catch you today, or I will beat you to death!"
"Meow---"
The kitten was so frightened that it flew to the old locust tree in the yard.
At this moment, all the hair on its body was blown away by the broom.
Fortunately, it dodged quickly enough, otherwise, with that blow just now, it would not have survived even if it had ten more lives.
Song Zhili stood under the tree, put his hands on his waist and said, "Do you want to come down by yourself, or do you want me to get you down myself?"
"But let me make it clear first. If I do it myself, and I accidentally slip and you fall to death, you can't blame me for being cruel."
The kitten was clinging to the tree trunk and looking at him fiercely, but its baby voice was enough to instantly melt anyone's heart.
But this does not include Song Zhili, who had been deceived by it once.
"You, you, you...how are you going to catch me? Don't tell me you can climb trees!"
Song Zhili frowned and said, "Great, so you can talk now. Why did you pretend to be dumb before?"
The kitten said confidently, "Even if I didn't speak human language, you understood it. I thought you were a cat like me."
"Your father is proficient in all kinds of animal languages. Meow language is no problem for me. Hurry up and get off!"
"Meow meow meow!"
The kitten immediately spoke to him in meow language.
Song Zhili glared at the other person speechlessly, thinking that this little beast even knew how to test his IQ.
(Translation.)
— (To the master, it is saying: Come up if you dare!)
Okay, you have a bad temper.
I just don't know if he can take the beating.
Song Zhili took out the jade fan from his waist and took a look at it.
After reading it, he shifted his gaze back to the tree.
"I gave you a chance but you didn't want it, so I'll have to do it myself. I haven't used this new weapon yet, so I'll just use you as a training ground."
As soon as he finished speaking, he threw the jade bone fan in his hand away.
The fan spun rapidly and flew above the old locust tree. After making a circle in the air, it flew straight towards the kitten.
The kitten wanted to jump to another branch to avoid the attack, but the fan seemed to have its own consciousness and followed it wherever it ran.
I can’t get rid of it. I can’t get rid of it at all!
However, Song Zhili was having a lot of fun playing below.
He used his index and middle fingers to control the jade bone fan and slowly chased after the other person. In just a moment, the kitten was panting and dizzy because of his tricks.
“Hahaha, I successfully unlocked the Nth way to tease cats!”
The kitten was so tired that it lay on the ground and stuck out its tongue.
It said weakly: "Maybe I'm not a human, but you are a real dog..."
Song Zhili took back the jade fan and walked straight to its side.
He bent down and squatted, and like a kind man, he opened his fan and fanned the other person a few times.
"It doesn't matter whether it's a dog or not. What matters is that I like to take revenge~"
"Through the experiment just now, I found that this fan is really useful. Let's not talk about other things for now. Anyway, it's quite interesting to play with cats."
"Look if you don't believe me."
The kitten suddenly widened his eyes and said in horror: "No, no, no, I don't want to see...ah!"
Song Zhili exerted a little force with his hands, and the other person was blown back onto the tree by the jade bone fan.
The kitten stuck out its tongue and looked like it was about to die.
This meow is dead, don't cue, don't miss, don't think about it...
Song Zhili stood up and clapped his hands. After getting rid of the anger in his heart, he felt much better.
At this time, another person in the room also came out.
Yu Qianlin took a look at the half-dead little thing hanging on the tree, and a smile appeared on his lips.
"Are you happy this time?"
Song Zhili turned around and looked at him and said, "Of course, it was the one who tricked me into sympathizing with you first. Since it loves to cheat people so much, I will let it feel the consequences of cheating people."
Yu Qianlin's heart suddenly skipped a beat, as if the other party's words were spoken to him through the cat.
If one day Song Zhili finds out that he has been deceiving him by pretending to be a fool, what will he do to himself?
Yu Qianlin shook off his thoughts and then said, "Ali can actually control the Jade Bone Fan. You know, ordinary people can't use this fan."
Song Zhili was about to say something to him, but the other party continued, "My Ah Li is really not an ordinary person."
I thought this guy would doubt me, but I didn't expect him to say anything.
He snorted coldly and said, "You are a good judge of character. I am just an ordinary person. Also, I am not your Ah Li, so stop barking!"
After giving the warning, he turned and left the cabin.
As soon as Song Zhili left, the half-dead kitten on the tree jumped down immediately.
It squatted beside Yu Qianlin and asked cautiously: "Did the Lord ask me to come here just to vent his anger?"
Yu Qianlin asked back: "What else?"
The kitten whimpered aggrievedly, "He almost killed me. My little body couldn't stand his torture..."
"You should be thankful that Ah Li didn't fall for your trick. If I hadn't rushed over in time and something had happened to Ah Li, do you think I would have been able to tolerate you?"
The kitten shrank its neck and its body trembled slightly.
"I...I don't know anything after all, so..."
Yu Qianlin glanced at it, then raised his hand and shone a ray of light on the other party's body.
"Not knowing is not an excuse. I never asked you to trick people into jumping off a cliff. Normally, I can turn a blind eye to you, but I won't make this exception in the case of Ali."
The kitten quickly said, "Yes, my Lord, I will never do that again!"
"Ali likes cats. From now on, you should stay by his side and entertain him."
"This... My Lord, he will definitely kill me..."
"If he can kill you, just be happy."
"..."
At this moment, the kitten really wants to say: My Lord, it’s okay if you are a pervert, but don’t drag me into this!
But in the end, this sentence can only rot in his heart. Even if he had a hundred more courage, he would not dare to say it out loud.
Yu Qianlin said: "I will only give you this one chance, you must protect him when necessary."
He couldn't protect Song Zhili at all times, and he couldn't guarantee that he would arrive in time when the other party was in danger.
Whether it's the jade bone fan or this guardian cat, at least they can protect Ali at the critical moment.
The kitten nodded and said, "Okay, my Lord, I will definitely do it!"
It’s great that the Lord actually gave him spiritual power.
From now on, it can be considered a high-level cat with spiritual powers!
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