Oops, I've become the puppy apprentice of my stupid master.

In order to get the other person to say "Ali", Song Zhili showed almost all of his dancing talent.

He thought that his Gangnam style was extremely handsome, but in Yu Qianlin's eyes, it was even more terrifying than a group of demons dancing wildly.

After dancing, he fell on the bed exhausted.

But even though he was tired, he did not forget to reach out and pull the clothes of the person beside the bed.

"Master, call me..."

Yu Qianlin looked at him and couldn't help but laugh, "What kind of dance was Ah Li dancing just now?"

Song Zhili's eyes were a little dazed. The other person's voice was so pleasant, soft like cotton in his ears.

"Does it look good?"

"It looks good. Ali looks good no matter what."

"You are so good at... so good at talking."

Song Zhili gradually regained a bit of rationality from this drunken state.

He suddenly asked, "Master, why don't you stutter when you speak?"

"Besides...your voice has become more pleasant..."

This voice, why does it always feel familiar...

Yu Qianlin leaned down and looked at the other person face to face.

He said, "Take a good look at who I am."

Song Zhili shook his head and rubbed his eyes, only then did he see clearly who the person in front of him was.

The person on top of him was not wearing a mask this time, and his face was really too good-looking.

Those narrow fox eyes were smiling, and his lips were slightly curved.

It was just a simple expression, but in Song Zhili's eyes it made him feel a little scared for some reason.

"You are... a pervert!?"

When he realized who this person was, his mind instantly became clearer.

He struggled to push the person away, but he didn't expect that his body no longer had the strength to resist.

Before he could flutter his wings twice, his two claws were restrained by the opponent.

Yu Qianlin pinched his chin and said, "The word pervert doesn't sound nice at all. Call me Brother Xiaoyu."

Song Zhili moved his head and really didn't like being suppressed by someone like this.

"You wish! Where is my master? What did you do to him?"

"You mean that idiot? He went to sleep as soon as he got back. He didn't care about you at all."

"You...you followed me again!"

"I want to follow you because I like you, Ali. If you look at me like this, I will also be shy."

"You're shy as hell!"

How can a person like him be shy? It's hilarious.

But even though he tried his best to stay rational, he still had an inappropriate reaction under the influence of alcohol.

The person in front of him is so beautiful, much more beautiful than his face.

Song Zhili stared at the other person with fiery eyes. The more he stared, the more uncomfortable he felt.

Reason told him that this was a man and he couldn't do this.

But his body had already honestly betrayed his last bit of sanity.

He twisted his waist, and the corners of his eyes gradually turned red.

This look is even more exciting than being drugged.

Song Zhili gritted his teeth and said, "Go down... um..."

My mouth was tightly blocked and my body's senses were instantly invaded by a strange feeling.

The last bit of his rationality was completely destroyed by this kiss.

They kissed for an unknown amount of time before his hands were finally released.

Yu Qianlin released his tempting lips and gently stroked his cheek with his fingers.

"How about it, don't you like it?"

Song Zhili's eyes were blurred, and his gaze was fixed on the other person's lips.

But that mouth was still very hard.

"do not like."

"But Ali just took the initiative, and your body..."

Yu Qianlin glanced down and said, "It seems to have a big reaction to me as well."

Song Zhili frowned, and without saying a word, he put his hand on the other person's neck and kissed him.

After being kissed by him for a while, Yu Qianlin simply pushed himself up without mercy.

"Ali, you also said you don't like men."

Song Zhili tried to raise his head and kiss him several times, but he dodged every time.

At this moment, he was almost crying because of this person.

"You look like this, can't I treat you as a woman?"

"Of course, but you have to be responsible for me~"

"How do you want to be responsible?"

"Be with me and be mine."

Song Zhili's hands were currently pinching the other person's waist, trying to untie the annoying belt.

"No, what do you mean by your people? I don't agree!"

"What's wrong with your clothes? Why are you tying them so tightly..."

After trying for a long time to solve the problem without any result, he got so angry that he lost his patience.

Yu Qianlin held his hand so that he could not move.

"It's okay to let me be yours."

The meaning is the same anyway.

After hearing these words, Song Zhili finally relaxed his brows.

"I promise you."

As soon as the words fell, the other party's lips pressed down again.

Clothes were thrown on the ground one by one. The lights in the room were on, making the scene on the bed extremely vivid and colorful.

……

When Song Zhili woke up the next day, his master was bending down to pick up the messy clothes on the ground for him.

"You... why are you throwing clothes around randomly? Why are these pants... why are they all torn..."

Hearing this, Song Zhili's brain suddenly froze, as if something had broken.

The crazy scenes of the night, that beautiful face, and some of the words they said gradually emerged in my mind.

Song Zhili moved his body, and just for a moment, he felt his body hurt as if it was crushed by a heavy object.

He struggled to get up from the bed, and the pain made him cry.

Damn, that's fucking ridiculous!

He will never drink again!

Damn pervert, why is he so big!

It hurts so much, I feel so wronged...

He ran away after having sex, what a scumbag!

Song Zhili put on his clothes, and when he got out of bed his legs were shaking so much that he almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Yu Qianlin ran over in time and supported him.

The hand that was supporting the other person's waist used spiritual power to invisibly relieve most of his pain.

"Apprentice, you...what's wrong with you?"

Song Zhili gritted his teeth and said angrily, "It's okay. I was hit by a cow last night."

After saying that, he quickly shook off the other person's hand and ran out.

Yu Qianlin looked at the quickly disappearing figure and it was quite painful to hold back his laughter.

This guy said he hated it, but he kept begging me not to stop at night.

Outside, after Song Zhili finished washing up, the system's voice suddenly came out.

— (Congratulations to the master, you have successfully made peace with the man and obtained a chance to bind a weapon.)

(Waiwai, I finally know why you are called Waiwai, because you have never had a straight mindset!)

— (Uh…Does the master need to be bound?)

(What weapon?)

—(The fan the owner received last night.)

After the system finished speaking, a fan immediately appeared in Song Zhili's hand.

Only then did he remember that he had inexplicably made a Taoist friend last night.

(Is this a weapon? This is clearly a conspiracy!)

— (The master has misunderstood. This fan is a divine jade fan. Others cannot get it even if they want it.)