Oops, I've become the puppy apprentice of my stupid master.

Xiandingju.

"My Lord, Young Master Song has been punished with three heavenly thunderbolts. His body may not be able to bear it."

Standing in front of Yu Qianlin was a man in red clothes. This man was Nan Yu, whom he had sent to keep an eye on Song Zhili.

Yu Qianlin frowned after hearing this, "What mistake did he make to deserve the punishment of thunder?"

Nan Yu said: "I don't know, but Elder Lan seemed to hate Young Master Song very much, and Young Master Song was slapped twice by her."

"I see. I understand now."

That woman, Lan Luojun, likes his senior brother, so it's normal for her to hate her rival.

It was just a personal revenge, and that was all she dared to do.

"Stay here and take good care of the house."

After saying that, Yu Qianlin disappeared from the spot.

Nan Yu blinked twice in a daze, and after a moment he murmured, "My Lord, are you going to do it yourself?"

But it is true, the punishment of heavenly thunder is different from ordinary punishment. If the Lord does not go there in person, that Young Master Song will definitely die.

Sinner's platform.

Just when the Heavenly Thunder Formation was about to be formed, the light on the ground pattern suddenly dimmed.

The rolling thunder in the sky gradually disappeared, and Song Zhili finally let out a breath of relief.

At this moment, he had already been held in the air in a spread-eagle position by an invisible force. The force wrapped around his hands and feet made him want to scream in pain.

Damn, my hands and feet are almost broken!

Lan Luojun is a vicious-hearted female demon. Sooner or later, Song Zhili will teach her a lesson!

"Song Zhili, you'd better not play any tricks. You know I have plenty of ways to make you suffer."

Lan Luojun really came up. She liked Yue Qingzhou so much, how could she not be interested in the private affairs of her beloved?

Song Zhili said: "Put me down, I will tell you everything."

Lan Luojun said coldly: "You are not qualified to negotiate with me."

Song Zhili laughed and said in a somewhat unfocused tone, "Oh~ Since Elder Lan likes to do things halfway, then I can only say half when I speak."

"You dare to threaten me?"

"I'm just threatening you. It all depends on how much you like Yue Qingzhou."

Lan Luojun gritted his teeth, and finally withdrew his magic and let the other party go.

Song Zhili fell heavily to the ground, his limbs already exhausted from being strangled.

Fortunately, the system helped him reduce the weight when he landed, so he didn't break any bones.

(Waiwai, you finally took the initiative to do something useful.)

— (What are you saying, Master? Waiwai didn’t understand what you meant.)

(Didn’t you help me just now?)

— (Yiyi will only come online when the owner calls it. Yiyi is the same as a mobile phone assistant!)

(Who helped me just now?)

— (There are some information that we don’t have the right to explore, so we don’t know.)

(Get lost now! You still brag that you know everything about astronomy and geography. I think you are paralyzed in your lower limbs!)

— (Okay, Master. I’ll get out of here right now.)

……

waste!

Lan Luojun had already walked up to his side and began to look down on him as if he were trash.

"Go ahead."

Song Zhili half-lying on the ground, pretending to be very comfortable, he smiled and said: "Elder Lan, you are standing so far away, do you want others to hear something? After all, walls have ears~"

Although there are no walls here, it doesn't mean that there is nothing else hidden around.

How could Lan Luojun not understand what he meant?

She hesitated for a moment, and finally could only squat down with her body stiff.

When Yu Qianlin arrived, Song Zhili had just fallen from mid-air.

If this guy falls from this height, all his bones will be broken.

Fortunately, he arrived in time.

I don’t know what method Song Zhili used to make Lan Luojun, such a decisive woman, withdraw the thunder halfway.

You must know that if she removes the Heavenly Thunder Formation midway, she will also suffer a great backlash.

Song Zhili is indeed a capable person, but I guess he can't come up with anything good.

……

Song Zhili closed his eyes and talked a lot of nonsense.

From what color underwear Yue Qingzhou likes to wear, to how far Yue Qingzhou can pee.

Anyway, I only talk about the most private issues.

Although it may be embarrassing to talk about these things, you can't help but feel that the other person loves to hear them.

By the time Song Zhili finished speaking, the woman in front of him had already been completely immersed in it.

Her whole face was as red as a pig's butt, which was even more exaggerated than those who had watched the movie.

However, ancient people were relatively conservative in their thinking, and a woman who could listen to these words was truly divine enough.

Lan Luojun suddenly felt a little embarrassed at this moment, and she pretended to cough a few times to ease her attention.

"I didn't expect Qingzhou to be such a person in private. If you hadn't told me, I really wouldn't have known that he would be such a big contrast."

Song Zhili laughed and said, "Men actually like to pretend. It's normal to say one thing in front of others and another behind their backs."

Lan Luojun frowned, "You said you didn't have sex with Qingzhou, is that true?"

"Really? I have a normal sexual orientation, sister. I was planning to pursue you today, but you were too fierce. I like gentle and coquettish sisters."

"Don't lie to me?"

"I lied to you that I'm a puppy. I'm already sick of him, so you must stand up for yourself and don't ask him to harass me, please~"

Lan Luojun snorted, "Okay, I'll trust you this time, but am I that fierce?"

Song Zhili nodded immediately: "Aren't you fierce? My arms and legs are almost broken!"

"That's because you are too weak. For a normal disciple who enters my Yuhua Mountain, this punishment is not worth mentioning at all. Three heavenly thunders are within your tolerance range."

"But I am an ordinary person, sister. You have to treat me differently..."

Song Zhili doesn't usually act like a spoiled child, but when he does, it can make a person's bones go soft.

The call of "sister" immediately made Lan Luojun surrender.

"Who taught you to call me sister like that? Don't do that in the future. You have to call me Elder Lan."

Who can bear to be called like that? Even if she is a woman, she will become a tyrant.

Song Zhili obediently changed his words, but his coquettish tone became more and more outrageous.

"Elder Lan~ I can't go back in this state, how can you bear it~"

Lan Luojun really couldn't stand this person talking to her in such a tone.

I have never seen a man who is so good at acting like a spoiled child in my life.

The key point is that this person's behavior is totally unpleasant.

She had no choice but to bend down and help him up, but she couldn't help but say, "No wonder Qingzhou likes you so much!"

If she hadn't fallen in love with Yue Qingzhou early on, she probably wouldn't have been able to escape his charm.

Song Zhili quickly explained: "No, no, no, you can't misunderstand me, I, Song Zhili, only do this to beautiful women!"

Haha, she is just a she-devil, and I will control her harshly.

It turns out that men who know how to act coquettishly have the best life. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this statement!