Oops, I've become the puppy apprentice of my stupid master.

"Old lady, don't get excited!"

Fengyu quickly poured a cup of tea and handed it to the other party.

"If you have anything to say, just tell me slowly. It's nothing."

Tian Lanfang held the teacup but did not drink it. Instead, she looked at the man opposite her with a pleading look.

Xiyu continued, "You came to me just to save your son. These are minor issues. According to your birth date and time, except for the unhappy life when you were young, your fate is very good in the future."

Tian Lanfang said excitedly: "Master Xi, what you mean is that my son won't have any serious problems, right?"

Xiyu nodded. "No, but his situation is quite special. I have to go to your house in person to see it. How about this, tell me the address and I'll go over to take a look later."

"Okay, thank you, Taoist Priest Xi!"

Tian Lanfang told the other party her home address and then turned and left.

Song Zhili stepped forward and asked, "What kind of monster is the child born by this old lady?"

Xiyu said: "When she was young, she once came into contact with an electric eel by the river. That electric eel was quite special and could reproduce through electric current. However, this reproduction method is only effective for some women with special physiques."

"This is too weird, so now her son has revealed his true form and can't change back?"

"Almost. Electric eels are hermaphrodites. Revealing their true form is one thing, but they can also keep changing back and forth between male and female."

Xiyu stood up and stroked his whisk.

"This is just a trivial matter for me. I wonder why Mr. Song wanted to ask me to come here?"

"Of course I have something to talk to you about."

Song Zhili took out the jade bone fan and asked directly, "We don't know each other, why did you give me a magical weapon as soon as we met?"

While he was speaking, little Shuda, who was hiding in his sleeve, also wanted to crawl out to get some fresh air, but was pushed back by the other party's hand.

Xiyu knew that this person would come to settle the score with him later, and looking at the fan, he immediately put on a smile.

"Didn't I tell you at the time that you are my destined one? This fan is a gift from me to you."

What a joke! If the Lord had not instructed him to do so, how could he have given the sacred jade bone fan to such an ordinary human being?

"Even if it's a meeting gift, your gift seems a bit too expensive."

If someone said that the other party had no purpose at all, he would not believe it.

Xiyu waved his hand and said, "It's not expensive, it's not expensive. This fan is something I found by accident. It should be your weapon!"

What a joke! In order to get the jade bone fan, he had no idea how much energy and money he had spent along the way.

Damn, it’s tiring just thinking about it!

Fortunately, in the end the Lord returned all the money to him double.

Although he didn't dare to ask for it in the end.

Song Zhili asked again: "Why does this fan have the function of actively protecting its owner? Do you know this?"

Xiyu immediately made up a story in a serious tone, "Mr. Song, once a weapon takes the initiative to protect its master, it means that it truly recognizes you. Only when the weapon truly regards you as its master will it protect you as a conditioned reflex."

He walked up and patted the other person on the shoulder, looking very optimistic about him.

"It seems that I made the right choice. Mr. Song really didn't let me down!"

What a joke! The weapon took the initiative to protect him only because the Lord had transferred his spiritual power to it in advance.

As long as danger is sensed, the Jade Bone Fan will appear immediately to protect the other party.

If there is no spiritual power of the master, how can the weapon take the initiative to protect the owner?

Fengyu's eyebrows twitched as she listened.

He looked at the Lord, and then at the poor little thing who was being fooled by Xiyu.

I really don't know why the Lord is so stupid.

You did a good thing but you insisted on hiding it from the other person.

After listening to the other party's nonsense for a while, Song Zhili didn't say he didn't believe it, but he didn't believe it completely either.

Because he had just asked the system, and the system said that this person was a good person, but he couldn't believe everything he said. After all, many times what this guy said was not from his heart, especially to him.

Since he is a good person, the other party will definitely not have any intention of harming him.

Let’s put the matter of the jade bone fan aside for now.

Seeing that the other party was not going to continue asking, Xiyu took the initiative to ask: "Mr. Song, do you have anything else to say? If not, I will take you shopping. See if there is anything you want to eat or play."

Song Zhili asked back, "You're treating?"

"No, do you think I look like a rich person?"

"...not like."

It is because they don’t look like each other that Song Zhili asked that question.

Xiyu pointed at someone behind them and said, "Let's just eat, drink and have fun. Master Fengyu will pay for all the expenses today!"

"???"

Feng Yu looked at a shameless person in disbelief. At this moment, he really wanted to retort: Do you think I'm a sucker?

Why should he let me pay the bill under the pretext of treating someone to a meal?

But because the master was around, he felt embarrassed to argue with the other party about this matter.

Song Zhili knew that Feng Yu was a rich guy. He snorted coldly and walked straight to the side of the little fox.

"Since it's Master Fengyu who's treating us, then you have nothing to do with it. Let's go."

Feng Yu also snorted along with the other party: "That's right, let's play our own games. Taoist Priest Xi, please continue with your work. We won't disturb you anymore."

He grabbed the other's arm and walked away.

As soon as they left, Yu Qianlin hurriedly followed behind them.

When he passed by someone, he glared at the other person.

Xiyu was so frightened by this look that his body trembled, and he almost immediately started to chase after him.

"Mr. Song, that's not what I meant. I'm not busy at all. If anyone is busy, it's Fengyu!"

Feng Yu immediately retorted: "How can I be as busy as you, Master Xi? After all, you have no money, you have to make money, unlike me, I have someone to support me, I don't need to make money!"

"You are a grown man who does nothing all day, eating and drinking other people's food. Do you think you are right?"

"How can Brother Xun be someone else? He is my husband. If you are an old bachelor and don't understand, then stop barking like a dog!"

"..."

Song Zhili silently took a few steps back.

"Why don't I just watch you two quarrel first? After all, this scene can be watched for free, and none of you have to pay."

Feng Yu glared at the other person unhappily, then went over and hugged Song Zhili's arm again.

"This man is mentally ill, we don't need to pay attention to him."

Song Zhili couldn't help laughing and said, "You two don't quarrel like this often, do you?"

This time, before Fengyu could say anything, Xiyu spoke first: "Who quarreled with him? We may not see each other for several years. He must have lost his mind today to get mad at me over a little money."