Oops, I've become the puppy apprentice of my stupid master.

[Two male protagonists!!! Don’t read if you don’t like it~]

[The introduction uses exaggeration, please read the main text! ]

"One day, I will wear golden armor and ride on a colorful cloud to marry you!"

"really?"

"ill?"

Song Zhili raised his fist and hit the boy in front of him, "Why are you meddling in my rehearsal?"

The boy smiled and said, "It seems that you are too nervous. I will help you to ease the atmosphere."

Song Zhili glared at him and said, "I don't need you to relieve my stress, get out of here!"

"Brother Song, you're not really going to confess your love to that beauty from Peking University or Tsinghua University, are you? You've only met her once, why are you so anxious? The key is that she's not worthy of you!"

"What's wrong with one time? This is called love at first sight. What era is this? Why are we still talking about a match made in heaven?"

The boy curled his lips and said, "What do you mean by love at first sight? You just fell in love with her long legs."

Song Zhili was hit on the point, he couldn't help but frowned and said: "What do you know, all liking comes from lust, don't stop me, I want to be the last single dog tonight!"

After tonight, tomorrow he will be able to...

It fell into a box...

Song Zhili is dead.

Died at exactly twelve o'clock in the evening.

As for how he died, that's a bit weird.

Because he didn't know how he did it, and it was so enjoyable.

People who are desperately seeking death don't have such an easy time, so how could such a positive, optimistic and life-loving beast like him get such a chance to die!

This indeed proves what he just said.

He, Song Zhili, really became the last single dog tonight.

"Dig and dig in the little garden, bury the stinky corpses and plant the fragrant flowers!"

? What sound?

Isn’t he dead? How can he still hear people’s voices?

"Little dog, you must live well in the ground... in the ground and take good care of yourself... I... I will water you and loosen the soil for you every day..."

……

What a mess! Why is this guy still stuttering?

It wasn't until piles of cold and heavy objects hit him that he realized something was wrong.

No, from the sound and touch, he is clearly still alive!

Song Zhili suddenly opened his eyes and was about to open his mouth to breathe in some fresh air, but a handful of soil was poured into his mouth.

He immediately started coughing because of the choking.

"Ah! He's...pretending to be dead!"

"Damn it, whose kid is mumbling non-stop? Who is dead?"

Song Zhili crawled out of the pit and looked up to see a black figure curled up on the ground and shivering.

This height! This body shape!

How on earth could this person make such obscene sounds like a mentally retarded child!

The man in black curled up on the side, burying his head deeply like a turtle.

Song Zhili looked at the other person's clothes, and then looked around.

"I have...traveled through time after death?"

After discovering this problem, he performed a disco in the pit.

Traveling through time is better than being a ghost.

"System, come out and announce my mission!"

(Hello, System Waiwai is at your service.)

"Oh my god! I was just kidding, I didn't expect there would be a real system!"

(Waiwai is the master's time travel assistant. The master can consult Waiwai if he has any questions.)

"First question, what are your functions?"

(Waiwai knows everything about astronomy and geography, and has great powers and is able to do anything!)

The corner of Song Zhili's mouth twitched fiercely, and he thought to himself that if the system really had such ability, what else would it need a master for?

"The second question is, what is my identity and my mission?"

(The master is a passerby who died tragically. On the first day of your apprenticeship, he accidentally fell into a mountain spring and drowned. Your mission is to have no mission!)

"What? You're going to let me travel through time without any mission?"

(This world is a free survival mode. The owner can do whatever he wants. Waiwai is always at your service.)

So good? Is it really that good?

Then wouldn’t his tail be up in the sky?

"The third question is, who is this idiot?"

Song Zhili pointed at the large black shadow curled up on the ground.

(Master, he is not mentally retarded, he is a fool.)

“Does it make any fucking difference?”

(There is a difference, the nature is different. The name of this fool is Yu Qianlin. He was originally the head of Yuhua Mountain. But after the former head passed away, his eldest brother wanted to compete for the position of head, so he secretly gave Yu Qianlin a poison, causing him to lose his cultivation overnight and become a fool.)

(Of course, he is also your master now, and the master has the right to choose to leave or stay.)

"Leave, of course I have to leave!"

He didn't want to be an apprentice to a fool.

Because Song Zhili had been standing in the pit without moving after he jumped up, no matter how scared Yu Qianlin was, he couldn't help but turn around out of curiosity.

He moved over carefully and stretched out a big, white, slender hand.

"Little dog, it's cold in there... Let... Let the master pull you out..."

Looking at the other party's outstretched hand, Song Zhili did not react at all.

However, when his eyes swept over the other person's face, he finally couldn't help but frown and said, "What's wrong with your face?"

Yu Qianlin's entire face was disfigured. His left face was covered with ugly burns, and his right face had three wide and long scars crisscrossing each other.

He felt a sharp pain in his face just looking at it.

Yu Qianlin touched his cheek with his other hand, a flash of pain in his eyes, and then he put on a smile, "Don't be afraid, little dog, I'm not a bad person!"

The other person's smile was extremely bright in the quiet night.

Song Zhili did not pull his hand, but rolled over and jumped out.

"Hey, you are such a low-class person. Why do you call me a puppy?"

Yu Qianlin withdrew his hand and continued squatting there, not daring to move.

"You said you didn't... didn't have a name, so I..."

"You're the one who gave me this crappy name, Puppy?"

The person on the ground nodded and said innocently, "Puppy is a good name...it sounds good...easy to raise."

"You're a puppy! You and your whole family are puppies!"

Song Zhili was about to turn around and leave. He didn't want to communicate with such a fool and affect his IQ.

"Disciple...disciple!"

Yu Qianlin suddenly plucked up the courage to step forward and grabbed his sleeve, tears welling up in his eyes, looking very pitiful.

Of course, in Song Zhili's eyes, there is only my sight, no pity.

"what?"

Damn, what did this guy eat to grow up? Why is he so tall?

"Disciple, you...you don't want to be my master anymore?"

That's what I said.

Song Zhili asked back: "Then may I ask, if I become your apprentice, what can you teach me?"

This question really stumped Yu Qianlin.

He stammered, "I... don't know anything, there's nothing I can... teach you..."

"Okay, a forced melon is not sweet, there's no need for you to waste your saliva on me."

His bunch of younger brothers all have their own skills, what skills do you have? You have nothing to do but find a fool who knows nothing to be your master.

After traveling to this kind of world, the only thing he lacks is strength.

Even if you find a master, you have to find a reliable one.

After Song Zhili finished speaking, he was about to leave, but the man in front of him refused to let him go.

"I...I can take...take care of you, and I can also...cook!"