LOL: I love sharp reviews and have become a professional expert

"The taste of a mature woman is really great." Su Mu sighed sincerely in his heart.

Human beings are creatures with a mixture of sensibility and rationality.

Last night, under the influence of alcohol, Sun Yun's emotions obviously took over, and it was an overwhelming advantage, so she took the initiative to invite Su Mu into the bedroom.

But she is not a young girl after all, her mind is more mature, plus the age gap between them, when she regains her rationality, the woman will fall into endless entanglement.

Fortunately, Su Mu is not a young man with no experience.

He knew very well that some women cannot be pushed too hard, and one has to take it step by step, and enjoy this gradual and ambiguous process with both parties.

But some women just want to satisfy their hunger in one go!

Otherwise it will only add to your troubles and make the relationship awkward.

That's why Su Mu was so domineering and asked Sister Yun to change into that set of QQ underwear. What's more, he was at the peak age of a man and had his own greed, so he would not be satisfied with just a quick taste.

So, Sister Yun completely sank, and the many emotions and desires that had been pent up in her heart seemed to have an outlet.

She closed her eyes resignedly, letting Su Mu do whatever he wanted, but she hugged Su Mu with her arms and began to hug him even tighter.

After finishing, Sister Yun curled up in Su Mu's arms, acting like a little woman, and drew circles on Su Mu's thick and elastic chest with her fingers.

Su Mu gently stroked the woman's smooth back, trying to make her feel more at ease.

There's no way, she just... cried.

——Otherwise, why do people say that women are made of water?

After the tender time, the two had lunch together and replenished their energy.

Perhaps because he had consumed too much energy, Su Mu ate three bowls of rice.

What? You’re asking how to calculate the cost of meals and future rent?

——"Talking about money hurts feelings"

With Sister Yun's insistence, Su Mu no longer has to pay rent.

Wait, why do I feel like I’m being kept?

……

By the time Su Mu returned home, it was already past noon.

He sat down in front of the computer and opened his phone, only to find that he had become the headline in the circle and even appeared on the hot searches on Weibo.

Su Mu starts a team fight with UZI.

Su Mu said that UZI gave away a kill.

Who is Su Mu?

When it was at its peak, the topic [Su Mu starts a team fight with UZI] even ranked second on the hot search list.

My heart is beating, my hands are shaking, I finally have a name!

All major marketing accounts were so happy that they were reposting Su Mu’s commentary and live streaming clips crazily. This was all free traffic!

There are also many people discussing this in forums and BBS, such as the notorious "Anti-Bar" and "Be the Blame Bar".

However, perhaps because there are mostly male netizens, and the foul-mouthed atmosphere of the forum, the old guys in the forum are quite appreciative of Su Mu's behavior.

"Great! This guy is simply my mouth substitute!"

"Oh my god, someone actually dared to diss Uzi using his real name, take care bro!"

"You think everyone is like the scumbags in the anti-bar, hiding behind the network cables and pointing fingers, right?"

"The above is a classic, criticizing himself? I almost thought I was in the wrong bar!"

"I heard that this anchor was still organizing various groups in the live broadcast room yesterday. It's a pity that I missed it."

"Really? Give me a room number so I can check it out."

"Douyu Live Room: 520XXXX."

"..."

Of course, some people also criticized Su Mu for being crazy about becoming famous.

They seize on any mistakes made by the players and even criticize their commentary partners. Do they still want to stay in the circle?

Su Mu doesn't care about these things, such as circles here and there. To borrow a phrase from Mr. Lu Xun, "Wild beasts always walk alone, while cattle and sheep travel in herds."

Before the system plug-in came, we had to look at people's faces and dared not offend star players and commentators;

Now that system plug-ins have come, I dare not offend them.

——Then wouldn’t the system plug-in be in vain?

At this time, Su Mu noticed a post.

"Are today's anchors so shameless in order to gain traffic?"

There were many comments below criticizing Su Mu, which seemed to indicate that these little black guys had found their organization.

Su Mu directly replied to this post with his own account: "Traffic? I am the walking traffic!"

Whether on Weibo or Tieba, Su Mu's ID nickname is his own name.

——《The first person to use real-name system to surf the Internet!》

As soon as this comment was posted, it immediately attracted a large number of netizens to watch.

"Fuck! He's showing up?"

"Is this true? There is actually a certification!"

"What a domineering statement! Tsk, tsk, tsk, it reminds me of my younger self, that was my lost youth..."

"It's against the will of heaven. What are you so crazy about, a small anchor?"

"You're so proud of yourself. You don't really think that your traffic is your own, do you? You're just riding on Uzi's popularity!"

"..."

After posting that comment, Su Mu quit the forum. He didn't have time to argue with the old guys on the forum.

——Unless there is income from sharp reviews, that’s another matter.

Whether it is a clown exaggerating or he is trying to prove his worth to become a god, facts speak louder than words!

After turning on the computer and logging into the live broadcast account, Su Mu discovered that many brothers who had sent gifts wanted to add him on WeChat.

One of the netizens with the ID [一炮四PDD] gave out gifts worth almost 5000 yuan in one night!

Huh?

Isn't this guy just bragging? Did he change sides at the last minute?

Or was he attracted by his own stunning beauty?

But since he is the boss, just add more. In 2017, there are not so many scheming 0s and 1s who take advantage of the situation on the market, so Su Mu is not worried about his ass.

He swiped his fingers across the phone screen, pulled several bosses into the Diamond Fans group, and added their WeChat accounts.

"System!" Su Mu thought and called out the system panel.

[Host: Su Mu]

【Hand speed: 69↓】

【Consciousness: 65】

【Reaction: 67↓】

[Line: 100↓]

【Team Battle: 71↓】

[Version understanding: 70]

【Sharp review value: 4888】

[Host's evaluation: Seriously biased in one subject, but your strong laning ability makes you fearless of any opponent in a 1v1! Your overall strength is enough to be the starting top laner for a playoff-level team. ]

[As time goes by, your attributes are on a downward trend. If you indulge in low-level frying and lack high-level ranking practice, the downward trend of your attributes will increase further. ]

(Note: In the data algorithm of the League Sharp Review System, the basic qualified value of each statistic for professional players in the League's top league is 70.)

After a night's hard work, Su Mu was very pleased to accumulate 4888 points of sharp review points, which meant at least four chances to win the lottery.

But why did the reaction attribute value drop from 68 to 67?

Could it be the aftereffects of last night's drinking and sex? Damn it!

Su Mu once again reaffirmed his determination to quit drinking.

Next comes the highlight - the system lottery!

"System, lottery!"