0713: You who shine in the parallel world

The seven of them got on the program crew's car while laughing and joking.

Chen Xisheng and Wang Zhengliang were together, Su Xing and Wang Yuexin were together, and the four of them sat in the two seats on the left and right sides of the second to last row, and the remaining three sat in the last row.

Yu Yu sat in the middle, with Zhang Yuan on the right and Land Rover on the left. Wang Yuexin looked at the interviewers in front of her, then looked at Yu Yu behind her, as if she had discovered something: "Xiao Yu's position is the C position."

"Oh, yeah," Zhang Yuan finally realized, "Why are you sitting in the C position?"

"Hmm?" Su Xing turned his head and looked Yu Yu up and down. "Young Master Yu is quite ambitious. He just sat there silently when he arrived. You see, Tan Sheng and I are quite modest. We sit by the window on either side."

"I'm sorry, my butt has a mind of its own. Big brother, please, Sheng brother, you sit here."

Yu Yu immediately stood up and wanted to switch seats with Chen Qiansheng. The car was still moving. When Land Rover saw him stand up without any support, he immediately grabbed the corner of his clothes, fearing that he would brake suddenly and fall down.

"No, no, I'm fine sitting here, it's too bumpy sitting there." Chen Xisheng waved his hands. He never cared about the C position among his brothers.

"Too crazy? That's right, crazy is good, crazy is suitable for our next identity and the place we are going to."

Yu Yu's tone was unusually sincere. He said this because he had read the program team's introduction to the background of the secret room in this episode. This time the secret room was a mental nursing home, and they went there to report as seven new patients.

"Brother Sheng, let me tell you that this position will be bumpy when you pass a small bump." Yu Yu said.

"Wow, really, look!" Zhang Yuan said, jumping up and down on his seat.

"Brother Sheng, this position is so bumpy." Lu Hu and Zhang Yuan jumped together. Even though there were no speed bumps anymore, the two of them were like sitting on a trampoline and couldn't stop.

The key point was that Lu Hu was still holding the corner of Yu Yu's clothes with one hand. When he jumped, Yu Yu's coat flew up and down with his hand. If he hadn't been wearing a vest underneath, his side waist would have been exposed.

Wang Yuexin was so amused by the two of them that she and Su Xing leaned against each other and laughed. After laughing, he reached out to stop them.

"Hahahaha, that's enough, that's enough. If you keep shaking the tires any further, they're going to burst. You guys are crazy, but you don't act like old people. We are still old people now."

"Yes, I am a mentally ill old man, I have to be like this." Zhang Yuan imitated the old grandfather's state, tremblingly pushing the back of Su Xing's chair back and forth.

"Old man Zhang, are you playing bumper cars too?" Lu Hu looked at Zhang Yuan in a hoarse voice.

"That's right, Old Man Lu, come and bump into me."

The two of them pushed and pulled the back of the chair hard.

"In post-production, add an old age special effect and a bumper car." Yu Yu stood where he was and began to arrange work for the post-production team.

"You sit down first!" Wang Yuexin pushed with her hand, and the Land Rover behind her pulled, and pressed Yu Yu into the seat.

Wang Zhengliang patted Chen Xiesheng on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Xiesheng, that position may really be prepared for you. It is the top of all the crazy people, right, Comrade Chen Diandian?"

"Then I'm afraid I'm not crazy enough." Chen Kesheng was happy that Haipu appeared again, "My condition is not that serious yet."

"Well, this is what the person who insisted on raising the salaries of all the staff in the program team and unilaterally increased the production costs of the program said." Su Xing nodded seriously.

Yu Yu imitated Chen Qisheng's tone: "Did I say that?"

At the beginning, Chen Xinsheng was drunk and went to ask for a salary increase, and he couldn't be pulled back. Su Xing asked him whether the salary increase was true or just nonsense after tea, he directly asked back: Did I drink?

The brothers who knew the story behind this laughed so hard that even Chen Tansheng himself couldn't help laughing and got shark patterns.

"Hey, big brother is quite humble. How about second brother come?" Yu Yu sighed and reached out to pat Su Xing's shoulder in front of him on the right.

"I'm quite comfortable here, you can ask Brother Liang." Su Xing leaned his head against the window and shook his head. Although that place was the C position, it was uncomfortable to sit in, so he didn't want to go there.

Brother Liang waved his hand: "I won't go, I don't have electricity (epilepsy), I rely purely on natural light."

? Caught off guard, Su Xing frowned and closed his eyes with a look of pain.

Zhang Yuan couldn't help but complain: "No, Brother Liang, we have changed the show, why are you still following your lousy jokes?"

"Can't you just let me go?" Su Xing stretched out his trembling hands and asked the sky in silence.

"I'm afraid I can't let him go. I've been following him for more than ten years." Wang Zhengliang said with a smile.

"Brother Yuan, don't be sad. Why don't you come to my position and feel how fast the C position falls?" Yu Yu patted Zhang Yuan's thigh and smiled innocently.

"Is it okay? Isn't it okay? What about so many people?"

After hearing this, Zhang Yuan said some awkward words, but his body was quite honest and he quickly changed positions with Yu Yu, as if he was afraid that Yu Yu would regret it if he was a step slower.

Zhang Yuan changed seats quickly, and Yu Yu also sat down quickly. However, his behavior of asking people to change seats for him finally attracted Su Xing's attention, and he turned around to look at Yu Yu carefully.

"Something's wrong, Yuanyuan. I'm telling you, something's very wrong."

"Ah? What's wrong?" Zhang Yuan didn't understand why Su Xing said that.

"How could this person be so kind as to change your C position? There must be a conspiracy behind this."

"Hey, why can't I be kind? I have a good heart." Yu Yu felt aggrieved.

"That's not necessarily true." Chen Qisheng said slowly, his tone even a little arrogant.

Lu Hu looked at Yu Yu who was trying not to laugh, then looked at Zhang Yuan who suddenly became restless and began to look for any traps in his position, and then he looked in front of him, which was the only aisle in the car, and an idea suddenly occurred to him:

"Oh, I see. This place is closest to the aisle, so I might be the first one in line to get off!"

"?! Change it back for me!"

Well, Lu Hu's mind suddenly worked quickly. He is indeed good at thinking.

Yu Yu immediately suppressed her laughter and retorted: "How could that be? They must have other small games to decide the order of getting off the bus. How could they just get off according to the seats?"

"I don't believe you, you sweet-talking, scheming rubber fish!"

"If you don't believe me, ask the production team. Ask them!"

Zhang Yuan raised his chin slightly, anxiously and timidly, trying to look at the people in the production team in front of him with full momentum: "So, tell me, is this the first person to get off the bus?"

The interviewing lady from the program team looked at Zhang Yuan who was furious, then glanced at Yu Yu who was originally waving at her, but when Wang Yuexin looked back at him, she immediately put down her hand and looked out the window as if nothing had happened. She suppressed her laughter and nodded and shook her head:

"Hmm... well, it's true that it's the default, but it's also possible, um, isn't it."

“Change it back!” Zhang Yuan immediately pounced on Yu Yu like a raptor with bared fangs and claws.

After failing to "do evil", Yu Yu crossed her arms across her chest, looking as if she was afraid of being "violated" by Zhang Yuan: "Switch, switch, switch, I'll switch with you, stop tickling!"

After a while, Yu Yu returned to the starting point, and Zhang Yuan beside him leaned back in his chair contentedly. Yu Yu turned around and looked at Land Rover with a questioning look.

Brother Hu, would you like to give it a try?

No, no, thanks for the invitation.

Lu Hu quickly looked away.

Seeing that they had finally calmed down after all the noise, the production team began to cue the process: "Okay, let's welcome today's guests, the brothers from 0713!"

"Oh!" The seven atmosphere groups immediately screamed, cheered and applauded themselves.

"Have you brothers ever played escape room in private before?"

A few people shook their heads again. Even though they had been there, they didn't think their limited experience was enough to make it worth watching.

"It's okay. As this is your first experience, our escape room won't be very difficult." The young lady from the program crew comforted her with a smile in her tone.

Zhang Yuan felt that her smile was like a hidden knife: "You really, you are not sincere when you say, 'This issue is not difficult', and then smile like that, it feels like you are lying to us."

He imitated other people's smiles, with a kind of exaggerated cunningness.

This kid, I just laughed, but I didn't laugh so cheaply, right? Doesn't the girl have any dignity? The guy who is destined to be alone, Yu Yu shook his head.

"No, it's true. This episode is about deciphering micro-terrorists." The young lady tried her best to save face.

After hearing this, Lu Hu showed an expression that was even more serious and pious than hers, and said to her, "Child, you are still young and have never seen the world."

"Then let me tell you, here we don't have micro-terror, only terror. You don't know how loud the decibels are that we can produce in a haunted house, do you? As long as it has something to do with this stuff, it's not easy for us."

Zhang Yuan nodded repeatedly in agreement. Although the others didn't say anything, they were quite happy trying to hold back their laughter.

The cowardly and proud look of these two people made the program staff in the front row not know where to start complaining. They could only change the topic and play a few small games with them to choose the captain of this round.

Yu Yu raised her hand politely: "If the captain strongly requests, can the captain decide the order of getting off the car?"

The staff member paused, perhaps waiting for the director's response in the headset, and then nodded: "Okay."

"Brothers, don't let Yu Yu be the captain!" Wang Yuexin knew what he was up to, and immediately waved his hand, asking others to unite and stop the attack together.

Yu Yu felt wronged: "No, I just asked. Do I look like someone who would have bad intentions? I just think that since I am young, I should be the captain and take care of the brothers. It's okay for me to work harder."

"No one would believe you." Wang Yuexin refused to listen.

"I know how you want to line up. Yuanyuan is the first and Huzi is the last, right?" Su Xing saw through it at a glance.

Facing Zhang Yuan's vigilant gaze, Yu Yu's expression remained unchanged, "How could I possibly do such a wicked thing? I would definitely let you take the lead, and then let someone like Brother Sheng, who is more stable, take the rear."

"Ah?" Chen Hesheng, who was originally watching the fun, was suddenly called out, with a puzzled look on his face, "Am I the last one to come? That's impossible? I don't need it, let Brother Liang do it?"

"Brother Sheng, I haven't provoked you before, why do you want to hurt me?" Wang Zhengliang suddenly felt that Chen Qisheng, the guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, had become a bad guy.

"Is this to harm you? This is a good thing, the last person is the safest." Chen Tansheng was puzzled.

"Xiansheng, who told you that the last person is the safest?" Su Xing didn't know where Chen Xinsheng's illusion came from, "Could it be that Yuyu secretly framed you?"

Huh? Me again? Yu Yu pointed at herself with an innocent look on her face.

"Don't all the female ghosts come from the front?" Chen Qisheng said.

Su Xing was amused by his logic, and Lu Hu quickly corrected him: "That's not true, Brother Sheng, it's really not true, because in a haunted house or a secret room, a teacher will suddenly appear behind you."

"Oh..." Chen Qisheng reacted and suddenly Chen Lili came over, "Then Brother Liang should go last, respect the elderly and love the young, and let the elderly and children go first."

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" The brothers' disturbing laughter appeared again.

"What do you mean leave first? Brother Sheng, are you going to send me away directly?" Wang Zhengliang was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

The production crew of "Escape Room" finally understood why these people were able to record so much variety show material without a script, because when they got together they simply couldn't stop, and the noise made their heads hurt.

The process continues. The so-called captain selection game is a truth or falsehood game. They need to answer with a lie within five seconds after hearing the question. If they answer the truth, the others will blow the whistle. The person standing last will be the captain of this issue.

But these people who are good at tricking each other don't care about truth or lies. To be honest, if Yu Yu was asked to answer a life-threatening question like who among them has the best relationship with him and has the most contact with him with a lie, no one would be suitable for him to answer, so the only one who would get hurt would be Yao Zhen.

Lao Yao: You are bullying me!

Since they failed the mini-games, they could only elect Su Xing internally, who was courageous, experienced, and smart, to be the captain.

Yu Yu was not convinced: "I am brave and smart. I have no experience but I can kill an NPC with one punch."

Program team: No, buddy?

"Sit down!" Zhang Yuan held him down and told him to mute his microphone.

"No, no, no, I'm sorry, NPC teachers. My child is young and ignorant. Don't take it seriously." Land Rover apologized immediately.

"Did you see that, NPC teachers? This guy is the one who provoked you. Who can tolerate this? I can't stand it anymore. When we get off the car, he will be the first one to lead the way. You can do whatever you want." Su Xing directly threw Yu Yu to the front row of the team to clear the way.

(Don’t guess, this horror book is made up by me, it’s not the original one, so this is where my brain is stored.)