0713: You who shine in the parallel world
Chapter 60: A kind of beauty of brainstem loss and atavism
Seven people stood in a row waiting for the teacher to teach them the fisherman's songs.
After Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu, who were in the lead, learned their own parts, they quickly walked away and repeated their parts facing the sea.
One of them sang "Ye Luo He Ai" and the other shouted "A La Ha". Even though there were only two of them, they shouted like a group of monkeys. The remaining five people looked at their backs while they covered their ears and tried hard, and laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
The fisherman's song teacher couldn't understand their confusing human behavior. He stood there in a daze, not sure if he had taught them wrong. It was clearly an encouraging fishermen's song, but how come it had completely changed its meaning when it came to them?
No, to be precise, it went into the mouths of seven of them.
Birds of a feather flock together. Friends, who understands this? When Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu ran out to recite to the sea, the teacher thought it was just an isolated case. As a result, after he finished teaching one, another ran out.
It was like seven savages running out of the deep mountains and forests and making their first contact with the human beach.
Yu Yu's sentence was very simple, just two words "ye lao", with a rising tone. He learned it after hearing it once, but seeing that others kept shouting indiscriminate attacks, he quickly joined the battle.
He and Wang Yuexin sang the same words, one singing a rising note and the other a high note, and when they sang together it was like a duet.
They first circled around Su Xing, who was sung the same word but with different pronunciations, making him cover his ears and hide in the direction of Chen Qisheng and Wang Zhengliang, and then rushed towards Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu.
The two "Ye Luo" chased "Ye Luo He Ai" and "A La Ha" all over the field. When they saw that they could not escape, they turned back and shouted at the Ye Luo brothers with the momentum of singing folk songs with the people on the opposite mountain.
Although there was a distance between them, the noise created by the four veteran singers with their real skills could still be clearly heard, and it was so loud that the teacher couldn't help but cover his ears.
"I'm sorry, teacher. Under normal circumstances," Su Xing came to the teacher and politely apologized on behalf of his brothers. He paused halfway through his words and continued with a smile, "They do the same."
The program crew even felt that there was no need to record their voices.
Feeling sorry for the teacher's ears, Zhao Hao looked at the watch and as soon as the five-minute free practice time was up, he quickly pulled back the few that he had let go of. He was afraid that his ears wouldn't be able to bear it if the noise continued.
It was just a hoop, but they were quite serious about their accommodation for the night, and the fisherman's song they sang together was a complete success.
The seven people who were singing seriously seemed to be two different groups of people from the savages who were shouting at the sea just now. The teacher couldn't help but applaud and cheer to show that they passed.
It’s just a bit regrettable that the Ye Luo brothers couldn’t decide the winner with Ye Luo He Aiya La Ha.
After getting the opportunity to stay in the hotel, we guys returned to the van very happily.
Wang Zhengliang had driven the van too deep and directly into their tent area before stopping, causing the tires to sink deeply into the rain-soaked mudflats, and they had to push the van to start it.
The van was pushed forward, but white smoke rose from the direction of the side door. It looked too scary, and the others were so frightened that they shouted at Wang Zhengliang to jump out of the car.
Yu Yu, who often goes out, knows what this is like. Sometimes the car gets stuck in the ground and is difficult to start, the clutch idles, and the clutch plate wears out, producing white smoke. After a while, the clutch will cool down and everything will be fine. The worst that can happen is just replacing the clutch plate. He has plenty of experience in this kind of car repair.
He hurriedly comforted his brothers not to be nervous, but Wang Yuexin rushed out halfway through his words.
Wang Zhengliang, who was sitting in the driver's seat, didn't understand what was happening. He couldn't see the white smoke from his position, but when he saw Wang Yuexin screaming loudly and rushing towards him, he immediately got out of the car and joined the other party.
"What's the matter?" Wang Zhengliang was puzzled.
"The car was smoking just now." Wang Yuexin pulled him behind her.
After getting the staff's explanation, Zhao Hao quickly said, "It's a problem with the clutch plate."
"We don't believe it." The brothers shook their heads. They would not listen to the program crew unless they had to observe with their naked eyes without a thorough inspection. They are not professional car mechanics.
Zhao Hao was helpless. Just when he was about to ask someone to come and repair the car and check it, he heard Yu Yu start to comfort him: "It's okay. It's definitely the clutch plate that's causing it."
"Oh, is that so? Well, it looked really scary just now, it was even smoking." Wang Yuexin hugged Wang Zhengliang's arm.
Others also believed Yu Yu's words.
...? Zhao Hao felt like a clown.
"Just replace the clutch plate to be on the safe side. Do you have a spare one? Can anyone help replace it? If not, I can do it." Yu Yu asked.
They did bring a driver who could repair cars, but since Yu Yu mentioned it himself, and he felt that his clown version of Zhao Hao was a bit vindictive, and was thinking about shooting a set of footage of Yu Yu repairing cars as a behind-the-scenes feature or as an extra episode, he immediately shook his head.
"We have a clutch plate, but no one can fix it. We might have to ask you to come."
"Why do you bring parts if you don't have a mechanic?"
Yu Yu saw through someone's clumsy lie at a glance, but he just complained and didn't care about it. After asking the director team for a toolbox and clutch plate, he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the van.
It is not easy for the program crew to find such a nearly scrapped car. They have been driving it for two days and only the clutch plate has problems, which is considered a miracle in the life of the car.
"Do you need help?" When Chen Qisheng saw Yu Yu going to repair his car, he took the initiative to come to him.
Yu Yu knew that he had repaired motorcycles with his brother before, but he didn't like the job of repairing motorcycles, nor did he like the feeling of having his hands covered in oil and dirt.
So he shook his head: "It's okay, just replace the clutch plate, it won't take long and it's not difficult, Brother Sheng, you go and rest with them."
"Are you sure?" Chen Xiansheng was a little worried.
"What's so uncertain about this? All kinds of problems can happen to cars in the wilderness before. Don't worry." Yu Yu waved his hand.
Chen Tansheng then returned to his brothers, and Yu Yu skillfully began the repair work.
Su Xing felt that the time he had been waiting was in vain, so he might as well film some of the old singer's daily life and make a small video with his brothers.
When Yu Yu was repairing the car, he could always hear the noise of his brothers not far away. He was used to their accompaniment, so he didn't care when they suddenly laughed.
Until Su Xing ran over and told him that he was going to shoot a short video, he had thought of the plot, and had just rehearsed the play with the other brothers, and now he came to talk to him.
"Like this, the others will first take a picture of a salted fish that has lost its dream - I'm not talking about you - lying, sitting or leaning on the rocks here, with lifeless eyes, waiting for you to fix the car."
"Yuyu, in order to get the tired brothers back to the hotel to rest earlier, you speed up and turn the screws to produce sparks, and then..."
"He said 'For Family'?" Yu Yu raised his eyebrows and continued the family hero joke.
"Hahahaha, I knew you understood me!" Su Xing slapped his shoulder.
"You quickly repaired the car, and the others immediately came over to cheer. Then you ran happily towards the sea, facing the sea..."
"What?" Yu Yu interrupted him again, but this time his imagination did not match Su Xing's.
"Fishermen's songs are nice, but no, that would spoil the show's content. What I want is for you to shout out your inner voice to the sea, and do whatever you want. You know what I mean."
The job was not easy. Yu Yu stretched out his hand covered with engine oil and gestured OK.
Su Xing's short video officially started shooting. In order to imitate the family hero, Yu Yu cleared his throat and lowered his voice.
Query's fans all know that Query has an incredibly wide voice. He can sing low-frequency sounds like a cello, and can also sing High C incredibly. Both the black and beautiful voices of rock have appeared in his songs.
Of course, he will only show different voices when specific songs and music require it. Normally, he will only sing with his most commonly used voice.
Q God's control over and skills over his voice are evident.
Of course, this kind of talent has hardly ever been shown in "Yu Yu". The works he created under the identity of "Yu Yu" did not use too many fancy techniques, nor were they difficult.
So when the brothers heard that hoarse and low voice that was too similar, they were surprised that Yu Yu, who had a gorgeous and gentle voice, could actually make such a sound.
Yu Yu paused his work to help Su Xing take a short video. After the Land Rover screamed at the sea, he raised the old clutch plate in his hand and said in an unknown dialect that he had learned from somewhere, with a pinched voice:
"Hey, it's ten yuan to replace the clutch plate."
The others held their mouth corners frantically, and only after Chen Qiansheng shouted "What did I say" did they burst into laughter.
"Your accent is a bit like mine." Lu Hu said to Yu Yu with a smile.
"Fourth? I thought you were the fourth Chang'an?" Yu Yu said seriously.
"The girl with Chang'an accent has more kebab flavor." Su Xing corrected.
After the video was shot, Yu Yu went back to repair the car. The new clutch plate had been installed and he finished the repair in a short while.
Taking advantage of the sunset, we set off again according to the address provided by the director team.
On the way to the hotel, Yu Yu decided to drive for Wang Zhengliang. He drank some beer tea at noon, and was fine after an afternoon.
On the way, they calculated the balance they had on hand. Su Xing treated them to lunch with money from his own private treasury, so the 320 yuan they had was not used.
After deducting the money for the lunch boxes they had “robbed”, they still had 295 yuan left.
There are seven of them. If there is no triple family room, they will have to book four rooms. This money is not enough, unless they stay in a youth hostel where a bed costs only thirty or forty yuan.
But even though it was a youth hostel, they had no money to eat dinner after staying there.
So the seven of them made a prompt decision and decided to ask the director team to borrow money.
If they don't lend it to you, then ask them to lend it to you.
After stopping the car in front of a homestay, the brothers did not go in immediately. Instead, they came to Zhao Hao and explained their tight financial situation. They asked the director team to help pay the extra room fee first, which they would pay back in a few days.
Zhao Hao also knew that they didn't have money to stay in a hotel, so he agreed readily.
The next thing was easy to handle. As soon as they saw that the owner of the B&B was a woman, they immediately sent out Yu Yu, the handsome and sweet-talking socialite, to bargain for the price.
Yu Yu lived up to everyone's expectations. With just a few words, he made the landlady smile so much that she agreed to let them stay in a standard room at the price of 220 yuan. At the same time, they happened to have a triple room, which was 20 yuan more expensive than a standard room.
The total cost was 680 yuan for three rooms. They spent all the 295 yuan they had and still owed the director team 385 yuan.
In terms of room allocation, Wang Yuexin shared a room with Yu Yu without any dispute, the two older brothers shared a room, and the remaining Su Xing, Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu lived in a triple room.
As for the issue of dinner, there were still a few steamed buns, a few bags of pickles and a few bags of soy milk left from the lunch boxes that Yu Yu had robbed from the program crew at noon. Chen Xiansheng looked at the bag of steamed buns and touched his stomach, indicating that he was craving for some stir-fried dishes.
Then just go ahead and borrow from the program crew. It’s no big deal. They already owe nearly four hundred yuan, so this little bit won’t make a difference.
"Let's go. There's strength in numbers. Let's put pressure on him." The leader, Chen Qisheng, waved his hand and led his brothers to battle with Zhao Hao for Xiaochao.
Zhao Hao watched Chen Qiesheng and six other people filling the room. He stood in the corner and always felt that he was facing a group of aggressive bandits.
"What do you want to do?" he said speechlessly.
"Borrow money, what else can I do?" Chen Tansheng was too direct and unreasonable, looking like a big boss.
Lu Hu stepped forward to take over Lu Yi Tong's job, saying that they needed to borrow some more money to fill their stomachs, and would lend more if possible.
He has already contacted a friend who will be doing extra work tomorrow and can make some money. He will use the money to pay off today's debt.
As for how much to borrow, Su Xing was calculating in his mind. He needed to carefully consider the gas money for their van, as well as the wages of Yu Yu and Wang Zhengliang as drivers along the way.
"And I also repaired the car, so I should be paid, right?" Yu Yu agreed.
"Of course not. Our Yuyu is squatting there repairing the car and is so hard-working. He is exposed to the wind and rain. He has both merit and hard work." Wang Yuexin nodded immediately.
"And to be honest, even if you don't care about the gas cost of this car, you still have to care about the safety of the car itself, right?"
"Let's not talk about me and Brother Liang being drivers. You told us that you would provide us with transportation. If there is a problem with the transportation, we will look for an online ride-hailing service. Should you pay for the ride?"
"If you don't pay for the ride-hailing fee and only repair the vehicle, who will pay for the repairs? If there is a problem with the vehicle you provided for seven of us, who will bear the responsibility?"
Yu Yu's series of questions touched Su Xing's heart, and he simply clapped his hands, expressing that Yu Yu's cooperation was very beautiful.
The pressure was real. Zhao Hao scratched his hair, feeling a little guilty: "So what do you want?"
In the end, the director team lent them another 400 yuan and promised to buy them a better car. Only then did they return to their room to wash up with a victorious smile.
Su Xing finished editing the video he shot in the afternoon on the way to the hotel, and now it's a good time to share it with his brothers.
Yu Yu watched the clip of himself imitating the Family Hero at the beginning. After Su Xing adjusted the tone, it really had that flavor. And the way the brothers ran towards the sea and shouted blindly also had a kind of atavistic beauty of brain stem loss. He couldn't help but watch it over and over again with the others and couldn't stop.
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