0713: You who shine in the parallel world

The brothers were all stunned when Yu Yu called them one by one.

Who on earth came up with this weird rule that "no breakfast" means "no morning accommodation time"? Normal people know that "no breakfast" means no breakfast!

"We are still too young and trust the character of the director team too much." Su Xing cursed as he got up and packed his things.

"When they were so generous in offering us a sea view suite, we should have been alert. They were not so generous even at the Mushroom House."

"He was smiling happily before and presented us with a banner, but now it seems that smile is full of treachery." Zhang Yuan was referring to Zhao Hao who was smiling while holding a banner yesterday. It turned out that they should not have trusted the integrity of the program crew.

"Well, look at the manager who brought us to the room yesterday. He was smiling and polite, but now he wants to kick us out."

Chen Tansheng was forced to turn on the phone by Yu Yu, and his mind was completely confused. Even his speech was filled with a bit of grumpiness and resentment.

"Actually, it's not their fault. I asked for extra money to delay check-out, but the room was booked in the morning." Yu Yu seemed to be saying something fair, as if he really believed what the hotel manager said.

But after hearing what he said, we became even more certain that the program crew was causing trouble.

While the others were washing and getting ready, Yu Yu, who had gotten up early and packed up, made them a few boxes of instant noodles for breakfast. He then took out the coffee liquid he had brought with him and made a few cups of coffee. He cut the watermelon that he had carried all the way yesterday into pieces, put them in a bowl, and inserted a toothpick into the pieces.

Once they have packed up, we can start working right away to save time and at the same time do some advertising for our sponsor, Wu Gu Dao Chang.

However, people have three urgent needs, and it takes time to make fertilizer in turns in the morning.

Seeing that they were waiting for someone, Chen Xiansheng took the coffee prepared by Yu Yu, held a guitar, paper and pen, and sat down on the balcony outside the window.

The drizzle brought by the breeze from the seashore made his hazy head clearer and clearer. Looking at the gloomy sky pressing down on the horizon in the distance, he completely emptied his brain of distracting thoughts in order to find musical inspiration from the trivial memories of last night.

In order to kill time while waiting, the people in the room began to find things to do.

They first sang a line to Chen Xiansheng, who was sitting on the balcony composing in the rain: "The cold icy rain is hitting my face randomly." Chen Xiansheng didn't understand what they were doing but cooperated with them and sang along. He then looked at them in confusion and laughed as they ran back into the house.

After failing to tease the eldest brother, the brothers started discussing whose CP name sounded the best - don't think that they don't understand the CPs of you netizens, they know a lot and some (wang) (zheng) some (liang) even enjoy it very much - after comparing CP names, they jumped to animal imitations.

To be honest, apart from the fact that Wang Yuexin's imitation of the dinosaur's roar had a slight dialect accent, his imitation was quite vivid and cute.

All the work was done but the people hadn't arrived yet, so we could only lie back on the sofa.

Su Xing originally wanted to take his tablet to the other balcony to work, but when he saw Yu Yu browsing his phone, he thought about it and sat down next to him, hooking his arms around his shoulders.

“How’s that, Siren, did you see your Instagram?”

Yu Yu knew what he was asking, and Su Xing understood him, so he knew that he wouldn't care if Cyrus fans discovered the identity of "Yu Yu". All he wanted to do was to help him increase his popularity and also help increase the popularity of their variety show.

So he nodded in agreement: "I see, Cyrus's fans on the Internet finally realized that he was 'not doing his job', and they are crying out for more. There is no channel or resource to watch variety shows on the Internet."

"Then take a look." The tacit understanding between brothers needs no further explanation. Su Xing and Yu Yu's "Bluetooth" is also connected. "We have international friends like you. Isn't it a matter of time before this program goes global?"

"What if our foreign audiences want to watch our shows? This problem is easy to solve. The directors should seize the opportunity and add Chinese and English subtitles to encourage foreign friends to support the genuine version?"

Su Xing spread his hands towards the camera.

"Yes, look, I even added bilingual subtitles to my own videos." Yu Yu also agreed.

"If the director team finds it difficult to produce bilingual subtitles later, that's okay. I can be your consultant." Su Xing was wearing a short-sleeved shirt, but he pretended to roll up his sleeves, and he looked particularly shrewd with his eyes narrowed.

Yu Yu patted his chest and said, "If Allen alone is not enough, I can do it too."

"No, I can do it alone. Just pay me the labor fee when the time comes." Su Xing changed the subject, and the abacus beads jumped onto Yu Yu's face.

Zhao Hao was speechless. Of course, their suggestion was reasonable. Bilingual subtitles should be arranged in the later stage. However, there was no need to hire Su Xing or Yu Yu as foreign language consultants. They could hire professional translators.

If all else fails, go to the university and pick up a few third and fourth year English majors to come over for internships. Give them internship certificates and the benefits are autographed photos of the seniors. There will definitely be a bunch of cheap cows and horses, no, young college students rushing to come over.

After waiting for half a day, everyone was finally together, even Chen Tansheng who was on the balcony was called back by them.

Seeing that they were all present, Zhao Hao pretended to be cold and began to settle accounts with them one by one.

First, the hotel manager asked them to get ready and go downstairs to check out within half an hour, but they dragged on for more than an hour and still haven't checked out. Now the hotel wants them to pay an extra 200 yuan for the room.

Secondly, they ate seven packets of Wu Gu Dao Chang breakfast in the morning. Although the sponsor would not charge them, their production team would charge them ten yuan per packet, which came to seventy yuan.

The total amount owed is two hundred and seventy yuan.

Yu Yu raised an eyebrow and looked at Zhao Hao, then took out his cell phone.

"When I answered the phone just now, I told the hotel staff to just pay the room fee and let us stay, but they refused, saying the room was booked. Now you're saying they're going to charge us 200 yuan for the room. Are you guys trying to scam us out of our money?"

Zhao Hao knew that Yu Yu would definitely pick on the words, so he had already thought of the answer:

"We operate with integrity and never cheat or deceive. If they charge 200 yuan for a room, it means we checked out late and the hotel couldn't provide the room to the booker within the stipulated time. They breached the contract and deducted the money, so we have to make up the room fee."

Another outrageous but reasonable explanation. Yu Yu waved his hand and said, "Selling that pack of instant noodles for ten yuan is too... Never mind. You guys are fine. I said before that I'll pay for the room fee, so I'll pay for it. Two hundred and seven is two hundred and seven. Should I sweep you or you sweep me?"

It's not easy to record when the guests are playing dumb and not cooperating. Zhao Hao held his forehead with his hand. He could only hint: "Are you posting it by yourself?"

Lu Hu quickly stopped him: "No, no, no, we are a team, how can we let you post it alone?"

"Yes, Yuyu, put your phone away first. We are a team. If there is anything, we should discuss it together. You don't have to handle it alone." Su Xing also advised earnestly. "Come on, brothers, how do you talk about this matter?"

The other five looked at each other.

"Yu Shao is a straightforward dog owner..." Wang Yuexin had something to say.

"Young people should always be given opportunities to perform." Zhang Yuan's smile gradually got out of control.

“I think we really need to discuss it within the team before we can come up with an answer that the minority obeys the majority.” Wang Zhengliang scratched his leg.

"Since you all said so, I think Yu Yu is a very responsible person." Lu Hu smiled happily.

"Just let Yu Yu come." Chen Tansheng was too direct.

"Brother Sheng, I think so too." Su Xing shook hands with him. "Very good. Our team has unanimously decided that Yu Shao will pay for the money the team owes."

The others applauded enthusiastically, and Yu Yu slowly and calmly took out his mobile phone and opened the payment code as if he was used to it.

"...Uh, don't do this. This is against the rules. You can't use your own money after you start your journey." Zhao Hao said a made-up rule timidly but firmly.

"What kind of rule is this? You didn't tell us at the beginning so we don't know." Yu Yu looked puzzled.

"This is the rule that has always been in place. The final right of interpretation belongs to the program team." Zhao Hao said with a confident tone.

There was no other way, we could only follow the regulations of the program group. Fortunately, each of them had 50 yuan per day for the tour group fee, which was 350 yuan for seven people.

After deducting the two hundred and seventy yuan owed, there was eighty yuan left.

Eighty yuan, seven people, each person has about eleven yuan and forty cents. What can you do in a day? Not enough for food, let alone a place to sleep.

However, Zhao Hao said that the production team was quite kind...

Chen Qisheng: "Oh, I can't tell."

Yu Yu: "Oh, the joke is bad."

"...You can do a challenge. If you succeed, our production team can help you pay the two hundred yuan you owe for the room."

Zhao Hao decided to ignore these two rebellious elder and younger brothers for the time being. He asked the staff to bring out the lyrics guessing board that had been passed down from the Mushroom House to this day.

Just as Yu Yu said, their program team has the blood of hard work and simplicity flowing in their veins, so it is normal to reuse props.

When the guys saw this so-called challenge, they first complained about the "stinginess" of the program crew, but then they had to admit that they did have good intentions.

"Is this a challenge? Yu Yu, come on, let them see your strength." Wang Yuexin pointed directly at someone. Are you kidding? They have a lyrics guessing king like Yu Yu, so why would they be afraid of this?

"Wait, be serious first," Wang Zhengliang interrupted him. He looked at Zhao Hao, "Are these songs ours or whose?"

Yu Yu is indeed the king of guessing lyrics, provided that the songs above are songs he has heard before. Except for some familiar ones, most of the Chinese national anthems he has heard are works by his brothers.

"We have updated the music library, but most of them are yours or you participated in the creation of them." Zhao Hao replied.

"Then go ahead, Yuyu, and kill them!" The dragon and tiger birds immediately started to make a fuss, as if they were about to close the door and let the dogs out.

Yu Yu also cooperated like a master, raised his chin, looked at them and hooked his finger.

Su Xing reached out to stop the overly excited Dragon Tiger Bird: "Calm down first, I think if we just let the fish go, it will completely kill the game and there will be no suspense in the game."

"So for the sake of a better show effect and to make Yuyu feel more involved, we brothers are also very merciful. Yuyu, you go and perform first, and then come back to guess when the time is almost up, and then make the winning move at the last second. How about that?"

The clever Aileng understands the program effect, and he arranges the program clearly.

Zhao Hao just wanted to imitate Chen Tansheng and say: Oh, kindness? I can't tell.

The first round of performances were by Yu Yu and Lu Hu.

The last time Yu Yu guessed the lyrics in the Mushroom House, he only guessed and didn't act, but he was still quite confident in his acting skills, and Lu Hu's performance was also very superficial and easy to understand. The two of them will definitely be able to pull it off easily.

For the first question, the program team actually released Yu Yu’s songs. It seems that they did update their music library. You know, last time he had nothing.

Those are the lyrics of "Wilderness": The wind blows up ripples of longing, which spread in circles and become the wilderness of my hometown.

When Lu Hu saw it, he immediately pointed at Yu Yu, and Yu Yu also pointed at himself. The brothers sitting in a row on the sofa immediately understood that this was Yu Yu's song.

"It's very simple. I don't have any representative works. They can only find a few songs to ask questions after searching over and over again." Yu Yu crossed his arms and looked confident.

"Isn't that why you sound a little proud of what you said? Is this something to be proud of?" Su Xing couldn't help but complain about Yu Yu's "I'm so bad" expression.

"It's not important. If you answer the question correctly, you can get 200 yuan off." Yu Yu waved his hand, "Watch out, Hu Zi is going to say the first sentence."

Lu Hu gestured in a circle, then puffed up his mouth and blew hard, so hard that he made a sound: "Puff——"

?

The brothers on the opposite side began to brainstorm with a puzzled look on their faces.

"Happy birthday to you?" Zhang Yuan sang it out reflexively, mainly because Lu Hu's action looked too much like blowing a cake. He even made a circle gesture in advance, so wasn't that a big cake?

"Hahahaha." Yu Yu felt something was wrong when she saw Lu Hu suddenly start to blow, but the next second Zhang Yuan started to sing.

Wang Zhengliang couldn't help but said: "What happy birthday? I already said it's Yu Yu's song, how can there be a happy birthday in Yu Yu's song!"

"Oh yeah... then why are you bragging about this?" Zhang Yuan directly put the blame on Land Rover.

"This is not a cake!" Land Rover said aggrievedly.

"If this isn't a cake, what is this?" Zhang Yuan also gestured around. Isn't this just a big cake?

"Hahaha, watch it again, Brother Hu, if you blow it again, I will dub it for you." Yu Yu asked Lu Hu to do it again, and this time he would help.

Lu Hu listened and blew it again, and while he was blowing, Yu Yu dubbed beside him: "Woo-woo-whoo-whoo--"

"Huh - wow I missed you so much -" Land Rover also started dubbing himself.

"Woo - I miss you too -" Yu Yu communicated directly using the sound of the wind.

"Hahahahaha what the hell are you guys doing!" Wang Yuexin laughed so hard that she leaned on Su Xing.

"No, that's exactly what this word means." Land Rover said seriously.

Yu Yu nodded and felt that their performance was flawless: "Yes, I am the original author and I can testify to that."

"Yuyu, I suddenly don't quite understand your mental state when you created this work." Su Xing seemed to have the outline of the answer in his mind, but he didn't want to admit it, "The wind is blowing, and there is longing, right?"

"Yeah, right, right." Yu Yu gave a thumbs up.

Lu Hu also quickly gestured and made circles: "Look at what this is?"

It really does look like he's gesturing at a cake.

Yu Yu took a look, immediately hugged herself with both hands and then slowly opened them outwards, then retracted them and repeated several times: "What is this?"

"...breaststroke?" Chen Xiansheng didn't understand their acting skills but was greatly shocked.

“? Hahahahahahahahaha—”

The others were laughing so hard that they were falling over, and Yu Yu was so happy that he leaned against the Land Rover.

No, is his acting really that abstract?