0713: You who shine in the parallel world

Out of pity for the poor child Wang Yuexin, who was almost clumsy, Yu Yu took pity on him and let him off the hook for the time being.

Background music indicates that the female guests have arrived at the venue. All male guests need to go to the designated location to perform their talents. The female guests will then choose male guests for interviews based on their "heartbeat" rating.

However, the other guys acted as if they hadn't heard anything and remained standing to the side without moving, except for Wang Yuexin.

When he realized he wouldn't be alone for the next segment, he visibly relaxed and called out to his few selectively deaf brothers, telling them everyone would have to participate. Unfortunately, the other six were busy and unanswered, engrossed in their own discussion.

Where should they sit to get a close look at the show? Should they sit in the adjacent cubicles? It seems like there aren't enough seats. How about they go to the dining area at the back and quietly enjoy Wang Yuexin's performance? It's a rare opportunity for him, and his good brothers can't disturb him.

Wang Yuexin: Hello? ??? When you guys are discussing this, shouldn't you consider me?!

So the six of them, united as one, went to the back, moved chairs over, sat together in a semi-circle, and looked at Wang Yuexin, who had somehow accepted reality and was sitting obediently in cubicle number one.

"Why are you all sitting in the back? We all need to perform!"

Wang Yuexin looked speechlessly at the six brothers watching the commotion behind her, feeling that her youthful naiveté had led her to make friends with "bad influences," which had set her up for life and left her hopeless.

"You go first, you go first, I can't take it from you." Wang Zhengliang gestured for him to go first.

The background music also perfectly matched, calling out Wang Yuexin's number first.

Wang Yuexin panicked even more. He stood there pacing back and forth, unsure of what to do. Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu, sitting behind him, seemed even more anxious than he was.

“She likes funny guys, funny guys!” Land Rover emphasized.

Wang Yuexin said, "How can this be funny? You can't force a funny face!"

“You imitate a dinosaur’s roar,” Land Rover suggested.

Wang Yuexin listened to advice and made a dinosaur roar, but halfway through, she lost her breath and couldn't hold back her laughter, so she squatted down.

"You sing 'Dinosaur Carrying a Wolf'... You sing 'Guest,' a folk song version of 'Guest'!"

For Wang Yuexin's "happiness," Zhang Yuan even went so far as to let his own precious child be modified. Yu Yu wiped away non-existent tears and thought that the public screen should be filled with "tears in my eyes."

Wang Yuexin, who finally made it through the first round, got the highest heartbeat score of 94. When he heard that Zhang Yuan was going to go next, he, who was already covered in sweat, immediately smiled like a child whose temporomandibular joint had not yet become disordered.

Zhang Yuan, who was laughing and watching the fun just a second ago, stopped laughing instantly.

“Funny? How is this funny?” He asked the same question as Wang Yuexin, standing up with a worried look on his face. “I’m not a funny guy.”

"Don't misunderstand yourself too much." In a cheerful mood, Wang Yuexin's previously gloomy and flustered expression changed, and she became much brighter.

Seeing Zhang Yuan standing there, Su Xing offered him a suggestion: "How about this, you find someone to help you grab the microphone, whether you're crying or not."

Zhang Yuan thought Su Xing had some good idea, but he didn't expect Su Xing to say something like that. He glared at him and said, "Then I might as well find two people to sing 'Small Town Girl' with me!"

"How about you tell a comedy routine, Yuan Yuan?" Land Rover suggested again.

“I’m going to do a crosstalk performance, but now my mind is completely blank. I’m the straight man, what am I supposed to say…” Zhang Yuan tried to recall carefully, but sometimes when he deliberately tries to do something, his brain will suddenly short-circuit and go completely blank.

Yu Yu thought for a moment, then her eyes lit up and she snapped her fingers: "Brother Yuan, why don't you dance?"

"Huh?" Zhang Yuan didn't understand how something as cool and stylish as dancing could be associated with a comedic guy, until Yu Yu said the next sentence—

"Do you still remember when your group was still together and you had a concert, you were wearing a big pink bow and a blue floral dress with puff sleeves, and you danced like that? That thumb-microphone move?"

...?

Dead memories suddenly come back to life and chase after you, trying to kill you.

What made things even more desperate was the bursts of laughter from his brothers, which made Zhang Yuan realize that they all knew about that dark history and could even recall it.

"Aaaaaah, you lazy bum, I'll fight you to the death!!!" Zhang Yuan, his feathers practically standing on end, pounced on Yu Yu without a word.

But Yu Yu knew that if she brought up this dark history that many viewers didn't know, Zhang Yuan would definitely come after her in a fit of rage. So, the clever rubber fish hid behind Chen Chusheng and Wang Zhengliang after saying those words.

The space next to the chair was so narrow, and there were two older men blocking the way in front of him, so Zhang Yuan couldn't grab them even if he wanted to.

The two older brothers wanted to throw Yu Yu, that brat, out to appease poor Yuan Yuan, but not only was the brat hiding behind them and using them as shields, he also deliberately pressed on their shoulders and pulled on their clothes to prevent them from leaving...

Oh well, it's natural for kids to love to play, and it's normal for them to be a little mischievous.

"At this point, a skilled post-production team should know to place the original video clip below it," Su Xing, never one to shy away from a good show, reminded the production team not to forget to include the original video clip.

"Help! Stop it! Doesn't the internet have no memory?"

Zhang Yuan clutched his head, his vision blurring as he recalled the scene. The embarrassment of digging his toes into the castle and the suppressed laughter that made his crow's feet wrinkle three times over left him numb.

"But you seemed to be having a lot of fun dancing back then?" Yu Yu poked her head out and teased her again.

"You're still provoking him." Chen Chusheng saw that Zhang Yuan had finally given up on fighting Yu Yu, but this brat came out to provoke him again, so he quickly reached out and pressed Yu Yu's head back down.

Although Zhang Yuan did not recreate that scene, his dramatic reaction won the favor of the female guest, who gave him a high score of 90.

Yu Yu is next on stage.

The production team clearly knew how to select male guests, choosing only single men or those who had been married but divorced. Those who were recently engaged or already married with children were not considered for the sake of family harmony.

"Hehehe, you old scoundrel Cyrus, you've finally met your match! Let me help you recall your dark history!" The vengeful Zhang Yuan chuckled maliciously, poking his temples with his index and middle fingers as he tried to remember the fun Yu Yu had back then.

However, this is a bit difficult. The fundamental reason is that, given Yu Yu's amusing nature, he could have a lot of fun even in women's clothing back then. As for other ugly makeup and costumes... with his face and figure, it's really hard to find an "ugly" look. Is there no justice in this world?

Zhang Yuan was trying to recall something, but Yu Yu wouldn't give him the chance to remember anything.

He calmly walked to the performance area, stood still, and said to the camera, "I'm sorry I'm not a comedian, but I can still bring you joy. Do you know why?"

Not to mention the production team and the dating NPCs, even the guys themselves were momentarily stunned into thinking what was going on.

"Because I can give you a black card with no spending limit, so you can spend it however you want every day."

...? ! !

"Drag him away! Drag him away and behead him!" Zhang Yuan jumped up, wanting to act impulsively and fight Yu Yu to the death again.

"Oh dear, oh dear, Mr. Yu, you're being too straightforward and unromantic, but I like your materialistic side." Su Xing clicked his tongue with admiration.

"Hahahaha, there's nothing wrong with that, hahahahahaha!" Wang Yuexin's infectious laughter began to echo.

"Fish, you're amazing, you're really amazing." Land Rover immediately flashed its lights, then weakly added, "Fish, um, could you please not be so strict about gender?"

Wang Yuexin: "Hahaha—uh???"

"Hey, Little Fish, you're too honest." Wang Zhengliang shook his head, both amused and exasperated.

"Who wouldn't laugh at what you just said?" Chen Chusheng also felt that Yu Yu's solution was absurd yet somewhat reasonable.

It's quite reasonable, but this task isn't Yu Yu's right now, so the judge behind the scenes could only give him 93 points with tears in his eyes. You have to understand that he's not a materialistic person, he just doesn't want to work hard anymore.

As expected, Wang Yuexin returned to her seat in room number one. The partition opened, and a beautiful girl with long, flowing hair, a sweet smile, and a gentle temperament appeared on the other side. Zhang Yuan couldn't help but exclaim with pure admiration, "So beautiful!" Not to mention Wang Yuexin, who was facing away from his brothers. Yu Yu could clearly see him lean back slightly and then suddenly bend over as if he was about to hide under the table.

His shy reaction instantly made his brothers burst into laughter. Wang Yuexin also realized that he had overreacted. He hurriedly turned around and told his group of "friends" to keep their voices down. Then he cleared his throat and greeted the female guest teacher politely.

"Have I seen you somewhere before?" The female guest felt that her blind date looked familiar.

Before Wang Yuexin could answer, Su Xing's four resounding words floated from behind her: "Gongti Pure K".

He immediately turned around and glared at him, then quickly clarified, "No, I'm not going there."

The female guest couldn't help but laugh for a moment, but she quickly composed herself after Wang Yuexin turned away and began the next round of soul-searching questions for the blind date.

Those questions gave Wang Yuexin a real headache. He had to answer based on his own personal experiences, believing that sometimes in love, one should be a little impulsive and live in the moment.

Of course, his own brothers knew what was going on. They all knew what happened after he acted impulsively. Chen Chusheng, who was sitting on the side with his legs crossed and knees drawn up like an old cadre, listened to him. When he tried to express his feelings, he couldn't help but reveal his inner thoughts and let out a soft chuckle.

"It's alright," Chen Chusheng said, gesturing for Wang Yuexin to continue.

"Hahaha, sometimes being too impulsive isn't good, Sheng-ge. For example, you couldn't help but disrupt someone's blind date plans right now." Yu Yu laughed unrestrainedly and patted Chen Chusheng on the shoulder.

Chen Chusheng laughed too. He knew that Wang Yuexin, whose thoughts were already somewhat chaotic and who almost blurted everything out, was now completely blank after being interrupted and didn't know what to say. He could only apologize again and tell her to pretend that he didn't exist.

Wang Yuexin gritted her teeth and continued with the blind dates, but the questions posed by the female guest became increasingly tricky. Seeing how the brothers with partners seemed used to it, she guessed they had been asked similar questions before, which gave the three single brothers a bit of a shock at the fact that they had wives.

Anyway, judging from Su Xing's effortless and skillful way of helping Wang Yuexin come up with ideas and answers, Yu Yu realized that besides his high emotional intelligence and eloquence, he must have been subjected to a lot of soul-searching.

After Wang Yuexin, the male guest, answered all the questions and confessed his feelings with the help of his friend Ai Leng, the female guest teacher "suddenly" remembered where she had seen Wang Yuexin before. To be precise, she had seen him before, hehe.

She recognized him as the noodle shop owner, but she couldn't accept his confession because she already had someone she liked. All she could do was give him an envelope labeled "Friend Card," which contained two verification coupons.

In the background, the "goddess" who was laughing happily eventually married a comedian, which left him unable to let go for a long time. If he had been a witty and humorous comedian himself, perhaps he could have been with the person he loved.