0713: You who shine in the parallel world

Wang Zhengliang hadn't driven a manual transmission car for some time. For the safety of everyone in the car, he drove very carefully, crawling forward slowly at a snail's pace, with a speed no higher than 40.

Of course, we are still in the city, so this speed is not too outrageous.

As the car left the hotel, the cell phone in the Land Rover on Yu Yu's right rang. He glanced at the unfamiliar call and thought it was a job invitation. After answering the call, he found out it was from an insurance salesman. He could only smile and politely decline before hanging up the call.

Less than two minutes later, the antique van suddenly stopped in the middle of the road.

Suddenly, there were bursts of eardrum-shattering shouts in the car. Zhang Yuan and Wang Yuexin looked out in panic, not understanding why the car suddenly broke down when it was driving well. The Land Rover driver held on to the handrails on the window tremblingly and dared not move. Yu Yu and Chen Tansheng quickly turned around to look at the car that had stopped in an emergency behind them.

The most panicked person was Su Xing who was sitting in the passenger seat. He looked at Wang Zhengliang in disbelief: "Brother Liang, what are you doing?!"

"Don't panic, don't panic, it's just a stall. It'll be fine soon!" Wang Zhengliang, who was surrounded by the high-decibel stereo sound of Zhang Yuan, Wang Yuexin and others in the back seat of the Land Rover, comforted them with a guilty conscience, and quickly restarted the van to calm the three people in the back.

The van started again. Yu Yu saw the car behind them change lanes urgently and flee quickly from their left. Maybe it was frightened by their slow speed and sudden breakdown and dared not follow their car anymore.

"I think we still need to buy insurance." Wang Yuexin turned and said to the Land Rover who was still holding the handle.

"Yes, yes." Zhang Yuan also nodded repeatedly.

"I feel the same way now. I was too young and didn't think it through." Lu Hu was still frightened.

"You'd better call him back and ask him if he has personal accident insurance." Wang Yuexin added.

Wang Zhengliang, who was in front of them, could not help but complain when he heard the three of them talking and arranging crickets. "You guys are really exaggerating. What happened just now was just because this car and I are not familiar with each other. We should stay in the car and drive it for a while in the sun. Once it is familiar with me, it will be familiar with me and can drive well. Do you understand?"

“??? Ahhh Brother Liang!” Zhang Yuan and Wang Yuexin couldn’t help but hug their heads. The sneak attack from a cliché was always so sudden and unexpected.

Su Xing, who was sitting next to him, frowned and leaned back, raising his trembling hands slightly as if questioning the heavens.

He now deeply regretted why he chose to sit in the passenger seat just for the sake of a little comfort during the journey and face the terror of Wang Zhengliang.

Seeing the people in front suffering, Yu Yu laughed happily in the back seat. He had a high resistance to Brother Liang, and seeing other people suffering could increase his resistance.

He was afraid that the world would not be in chaos and said, "I'm afraid that won't work, Brother Liang, because the temperature today is not high enough, and it's cloudy. It won't be cooked by the sun alone, and we need to add some fuel. The hottest place recently is Yuanyuan, right?"

"That's right. With Yuanyuan, we are three Zhenghuo. We will definitely be cooked."

Having been hit by this joke before, Yu Yu understood the meaning of this sentence immediately and acted as a supporting role very skillfully: "Three? Where did you and Yuanyuan come from?"

“Stop! Brother Liang, stop talking. I know what you are going to say, ahhhhh!”

Su Xing covered his ears and tried to stay away from Wang Zhengliang, but he was in the passenger seat and no matter how hard he tried to retreat into the corner, he couldn't get away. He looked weak, pitiful and helpless.

Unfortunately, Brother Liang not only didn't listen to him, he even leaned towards him and said briskly with a rising tone: "Because I'm Brother Liang, there are two of us. With Yuanyuan, there are exactly three of us~"

"Puff——" Wang Yuexin, who was stabbed again, spit out "blood" and leaned against the window, looking like he was already dead and no one needed to be cueed.

"Ahhh Yuyu, I'm going to fight you. Why did you accept his crappy joke? It's not a good thing, why did you accept it!" Zhang Yuan turned around madly and grabbed Yu Yu's neck and shook it violently.

Being shaken back and forth by Zhang Yuan like a rag doll, Yu Yu tremblingly stretched out her hands to ask her eldest brother for help: "Brother Sheng, help! The raptors are here to eat children!"

"Child? Where is he?" Chen Lili looked left and right and pretended not to see him.

Lu Hu was so happy that he took out his mobile phone to record the wonderful moments. The main thing was that Yu Yu was shaking and speaking with a tremor in her voice. The sound effects were turned up to the maximum and made him laugh so hard that his stomach hurt.

But in the end, Brother Hu was soft-hearted. He laughed until tears almost came out, and held Zhang Yuan's arm: "Yuanyuan, the car is moving, it's dangerous to avoid getting bumped. Turn around and sit down. Let's get off the car and beat the naughty kid first."

Lu Hu was indeed soft-hearted. He was afraid that Zhang Yuan would fall if he braked suddenly.

But he did save Yu Yu from the bird's claws, and at least now the world in front of his eyes was no longer spinning.

Zhang Yuan seemed to grab his neck just now, but he was actually pinching his shoulder. Brothers were playing around and didn't use much force. Yu Yu was of course fine, but he still pretended to be weak and said, "Brother Liang, Brother Liang, drive more steadily, why is the roof of the car spinning?"

The brothers in the car laughed again.

"Well, because you are a flying fish circling in the sky." Wang Zhengliang replied with a smile.

The further the van drove, the more desolate the surrounding scenery became. It seemed that their destination today was definitely not a popular tourist attraction.

Yu Yu looked around, a little puzzled: "How long will it take us to get there? Where are we going and what are we going to do? Stay at the beach?"

"I don't know. They won't say anything." Lu Hu shook his head, looked at the camera in front of him, raised his hands and made a cross. "But I know that netizens have given us a lot of suggestions recently. But thank you, we will not adopt those suggestions."

Lu Hu said that he actually saw some netizens suggesting that they should build a railway, and build it from scratch, which was outrageous.

"They all suggested that I take you guys to go bungee jumping, skydiving, caving and other activities." Yu Yu also remembered the comments he had seen, all of which were about extreme challenges. "I asked them to go back and carefully consider their ages and the funding of the program team. Guess what they said?"

"What? They won't let you take us to live in the wilderness or deep mountains of Shennongjia for several days, right?" Land Rover had a lot of ideas.

When talking about places with primitive forests, Chen Qisheng's imagination began to wander: "Then we might be tied to sticks and carried away by savages, and we can only sing for them in order to survive."

Hanging upside down and tied to a stick, having to sing miserably and beg for mercy in order to stay alive?

The others were so amused by Chen Qiesheng's vivid imagination that they laughed so hard that they fell down. Poor Xiao Liang had to control himself from almost falling down with laughter in order to drive.

"Hahahahahahahaha Brother Sheng, why do you have such an association?!" Wang Yuexin's laughter carried a terrible sound pressure, filling the entire car from the front to the trunk.

"They don't understand human language?" Perhaps the images in his mind were uncontrollably running further and further in an outrageous direction, Chen Kesheng himself was so amused that Haipu's rising voice turned into a breathy sound at the end.

Yu Yu also smiled with curved eyebrows. He patted Chen Qisheng's shoulder and said solemnly: "Brother Sheng, you are the champion and your singing is the best. Go sing for them and let the savages give you some space so that we can escape."

As soon as he said this, everyone laughed even harder. Wang Zhengliang even wanted to pull over and hazard a double hazard just to have a good laugh, otherwise he would really get internal injuries.

Zhang Yuan pressed his eyelids and turned to look at Lu Hu. Lu Hu understood what he wanted to say. He almost laughed out loud, but still insisted on saying in a low voice: "Yuanyuan, Brother Sheng was tied up by the savages and carried on a wooden stick..."

"Then sing Give Me Some Space~" Yuanyuan continued the second half of the sentence in the same voice that made her laugh till she lost her voice.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha——" The two of them almost fainted with laughter.

"Then Su Xing on the second stick, Miss Pretty answered..."

The third person who laughed so hard that he lost his voice was Wang Yuexin. Apparently, he had reviewed Su Xing's songs recently, otherwise he wouldn't have suddenly thought of the crown and runner-up. He put his hand on Su Xing's shoulder and sang "Is that you saying hey, hey, hey" in his ear. The strong image made Su Xing laugh so hard that he collapsed on the chair and couldn't say a word to resist.

Wang Zhengliang was numb, so he immediately pulled over and turned on the hazard lights.

When the program crew's car nearby saw them suddenly pull over, they thought something had happened and also pulled over.

When I got out of the car and walked over, I found seven people in the car who couldn't stop laughing. The confused staff looked at each other, and decided to ignore them and turned back to the car.

The seven of them laughed for a while before getting back on their way. Each of them silently rubbed their stiff faces, feeling a little sore on their heads from laughing so hard.

Yu Yu was tired of laughing. He took a sip of water to calm himself down and sighed, "In fact, the most liked comment was that I wanted to throw you into the wilderness and give you two days to hide and prepare yourself. Then I will be a hunter and pull you out of the wilderness. It's almost like a real-life battle royale."

"But I think it's better to be captured by wild men as Brother Sheng said."

"Stop, don't talk. If you keep talking the image will come back again!" Zhang Yuan immediately covered his ears, fearing that he would start to associate with the image again and then could not stop laughing.

Due to its age, the van's seat cushions are actually not comfortable and the shock absorption effect is not good. It will be a bit shaky when driving on slightly bad road conditions.

However, none of us care about these material things. If conditions permit, we will of course choose to make ourselves more comfortable. But if conditions are not available, it doesn’t matter. We can sit in first class on an airplane or stay in a hard seat on a green-skinned train.

After driving along a bumpy dirt road, Zhang Yuan thought of the scene in which Wang Yuexin was frightened and burst into tears when she took a plane for the first time. Before he could start to laugh at her, Wang Zhengliang exposed his embarrassing incident of crying for his mother when he encountered turbulence, which caused others to laugh.

"I'm quite curious, Brother Sheng. You have lived in Hainan since you were a child, and going anywhere on the island is not too far away. What was it like when you first took a plane? I remember you are afraid of heights, right?" Yu Yu looked at Chen Qisheng again.

"Yeah, the first time I sat by the window, I didn't even dare to look out the window." Chen Xisheng nodded, "Of course, it's okay to sit on more planes later when I got busy."

"Hey Yuyu, when was your first time on a plane? Do you still remember your first time on a plane?" Wang Yuexin turned her head and looked at Yu Yu curiously.

Before Yu Yu could speak, Su Xing, who was sitting in the passenger seat, answered directly: "Then he definitely doesn't remember. When Yu Shao wanted to go on a long trip since he was a child, his family had helicopters and private planes to pick him up. Later on, he even learned to drive."

"Well, when I was a kid, I thought everyone had one at home." Yu Yu said shamelessly and naively.

Wang Yuexin was slightly stunned by the show of wealth, and immediately bowed: "I'm sorry, what a stupid question I asked, there are few fish, I am so rude."

Yu Yu spread his hands. He couldn't say that airplanes, such a "backward" means of transportation, were nothing. Wasn't the global orbit in his previous life more exciting? Besides, in his previous life, there was a holographic online game with a 99% degree of realism. He had driven a space carrier and a mecha. How could he be a musician if he couldn't drive a mecha?

The few of them chatted for a while. Yu Yu thought that they might not reach their destination for a while, so he took out his chest bag, took out a few bags of snacks from it, and distributed them to his brothers. He gave the biggest chicken leg to Land Rover and ate a bag of spicy strips himself.

With food, everyone chatted more happily, and the car suddenly became lively like a spring outing. However, it would be a bit awkward to chat without some background music. When Wang Yuexin saw a Bluetooth speaker in front of the passenger seat, she immediately patted Su Xing's shoulder and asked Su Xing to become a DJ and play some music as background music.

"Play our songs. They can afford the copyright fees for our songs." Lu Hu reminded.

Their journey is quite long, and the production team will not edit all the songs on the journey into the main film. They can play a few of their own songs first, and then play other songs. If they can't pay the copyright fee, they will not be included in the later stage.

Su Xing naturally started with his own song, then played Zhang Yuan's song, and then Chen Tansheng. It seemed that he wanted to play everyone's songs in rotation.

When hearing the singing of the song "Missing a Forsaken Name", Yu Yu rubbed the goose bumps on his hands, took a breath, and looked at Chen Qiansheng:

"Brother, it hurts. You're in pain again."

"Well, you are naughty again."

"You know it hurts to sing, right?"

"You know you can be naughty sometimes, right?"

"Brother Sheng, you are so naughty now, you are the one who imitates me."

"Because if I don't learn how to speak, you might get beaten."

"Brother Sheng, if you want to teach that naughty kid a lesson, you have to queue up first. Grab your number and stand far back in line."

Su Xing gloated in the front and secretly reminded Zhang Yuan not to forget to get off the car and settle accounts with someone. After all, he was the first one attacked by Liang Ge's bad jokes, and he held a grudge very hard, so he couldn't suffer in vain.

Isn’t that right, Yu Yu?

Su Xing smiled as he switched to Yu Yu's old song that was finally on the music platform, "Dusk Highway", a song that was very suitable for a road trip.