0713: You who shine in the parallel world

Wang Zhengliang looked at Su Xing's eye-catching outfit and couldn't help but sigh: "I can't tell, Allen, you've obviously lost weight wearing this. Have you been secretly following Yu Yu's exercise plan recently?"

"The one who slapped me so hard in the Mushroom House was just the fake me, okay? The me now is the real me." Su Xing said as he put on sunglasses. He looked so cocky that Wang Yuexin couldn't help but laugh.

"This is the real you. How many midnight snacks have you given up? Are you still crying under your sunglasses?" Wang Yuexin patted Yu Yu beside her. "If you can keep your figure like Yu Yu, then that's the real you."

"That's impossible. The real Su Xing is from the Anna Sui period." Zhang Yuan stabbed him in the back mercilessly, "His youth has been away from him for a long time, but he doesn't want to admit it and doesn't want to give up."

Su Xing said that no one would love him once he put on sunglasses, and he would not listen to these cold words!

The last set of photos required a lot of candid shots of them spending time together. The magazine thought this was more natural, so the shooting actually started while they were chatting.

Halfway through the conversation, they suddenly smelled the odor of human waste gas. The six people who were good at loving and hating each other immediately began to argue about who was polluting the air. In the end, the conclusion unanimously pointed to Wang Zhengliang who was sitting in the middle.

While the scenery was being changed, Zhao Hao came to take part in the joint interview. Master Su made a video call to Brother Sheng who was drinking tea, and the seven of them came up with a name for the show together.

Looking at the promotional video, in which the production crew was standing next to a trash can in the pitch-black night, looking for villagers to hold banners and pose for photos, Yu Yu hesitated and looked at Zhao Hao's vigilant eyes staring at him, and he decided not to say anything.

Wang Yuexin suggested naming the family based on the first word they said after watching the video. Lu Hu and Zhang Yuan immediately joined in. Wang Zhengliang also offered suggestions and contributed several overly realistic names such as "Are We Still Hoped?" and "No Shame".

Yu Yu stroked his chin and thought: "Brother Hu's first word is poor, right? Then let's call it "Poor and Hopeless". Or "The Poor Man's Guide to Self-Help", "Poor Old Beibei", "The Poor Princess and Seven Old Men"..."

"Stop, stop, stop." Su Xing couldn't bear to listen any longer and quickly pulled him back. "Why can't you get around the word 'poor'?"

"How about you take another look at the promotional video of the program team and read and understand your first impression of the entire video? Come on, Brother Hu, tell me the word you just said."

Yu Yu made a fist pretending to be a microphone and passed the microphone to Lu Hu's mouth. Lu Hu pursed his lips and looked away, refusing to say anything: "Hey, hey, look at my mouth."

Obviously, they couldn't come up with any polite names if they were asked to name the show. They were just making a fool of themselves. Zhao Hao sighed and asked them to collect names for the show through their hair. Chen Qisheng saw that they were talking nonsense for a long time and no one was reliable to do the work, so he decided to leave and continue drinking tea.

Yu Yu hasn't posted many original videos since he opened his Big Eyes account. At first, fans followed him and thought they could read his updates from time to time and get to know him better. But his Big Eyes homepage ended up with an empty page, making him look like a zombie account.

But when they see other people who have found new jobs update their big eyes, they always catch a certain lazy person active in the comment section.

This made his old fans who came back from outside the wall to follow him sigh, saying that he is really worthy of being Cyrus. He doesn't like to type to post on blogs, and even if he does, he mainly posts pictures. But he jumps around in friends' comment sections like a nimble mountain dog. This is so authentic.

So, when Yu Yu responded to the request of the new group variety show crew and posted a message to recruit people to be named Big Eyes, the first comment in his comment section was: [Has my account been hacked? 】

Second article: [It must have been posted by the team. If this internet celebrity has a team, then I’ll give him a shit. ]

Article 3: [It is not a real dog head.]

Article 4: [My child never does business, he only likes to wander around and never stay at home. Fish, if you are kidnapped, just blink your eyes.]

The other brothers were all helping to make fun of the jokes and offer suggestions in the comments section, but Yu Yu's style suddenly changed, with a row of dog heads doing abstract art. It took a long time before other well-behaved and honest people showed up to help with the names, but those names were soon drowned out by the army of people urging for more.

What else can he urge for? Cyrus hasn't updated his blockbuster for a long time. Ever since Yu Yu uploaded his YouTube videos with Chinese and English subtitles to Bilibili, there have been countless people urging him to update.

Lu Hu was so happy that he couldn't control himself when he saw the funny names in his comment section. Every time he saw one, he wanted to share it with others and couldn't stop.

As he was reading, his eyes suddenly lit up: "'No More Madness, No More Oldness'?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

This name completely tickled the funny bones of the others. Wang Yuexin bent over with laughter, Zhang Yuan jumped up from his chair with joy, Wang Zhengliang and Yu Yu leaned against each other with laughter, and even Su Xing had to admit that this was the only name that tickled him so far.

Indeed, they are now entering middle age, and it is no longer suitable for them to stop going crazy. Otherwise, they will get older. And for someone like Yu Yu, who has lived for two lifetimes and is nearly seventy years old in total, if he doesn't go crazy, he will probably be buried in the ground?

Yu Yu was amused by his own thoughts. He found that the mental state of Lu Hu's comment section was as stable as his. Since his family was playing with abstraction, he decided to visit Lu Hu's house.

He first liked the comment "You'll be older if you don't go crazy anymore", then scrolled down to read the highly-rated comments, and made a comment or two from time to time, just like a fake.

Soon his behavior of going to other places to play was discovered by his own fans——

[What are you doing in other people’s comments section? Go home and eat!!!]

[You are playing with fire when you are not interacting in your own comment section but going to other places! 】

[What? We gave the comment section a name. Are you not satisfied?]

In response, Yu Yu responded in a very abstract style that fits his own comment section: [This is not my dog head. ]

“Hahahaha Yuyu what are you doing!” Lu Hu finally found out who had come to his comment section to cheat, and that person even scolded the fans who came to catch him in his comment section, “Why are you coming to my comment section? Look at your fans who are chasing after you and calling you a heartless person!”

"I want to see the colorful world outside." Yu Yu said with a smile.

This naming activity is just to promote the new group variety show and let netizens feel involved. This kind of publicity method is actually quite common. Of course, the name of a program cannot be decided until a few days before filming. In fact, the name has been decided by the program team a long time ago, and it will be announced after this pre-interview.

"Happy Start Again".

Adhering to the "free-range" tradition of the Mushroom House, the program crew did not reveal any details such as the script, travel destination, and itinerary to them, except for telling them the gathering place and time for the recording, and left it entirely to their own free play.

It’s the same familiar formula. The guys start chattering in the group again, and if you’re not careful, there will be 99+ unread messages.

"Brothers, gather in Ningbo, Zhejiang Province. Ningbo is close to the sea. I don't need to remind you what to record for this program." Su Xing sent an emoticon of shaking his index finger.

"They are still keeping it a secret. The meeting place has revealed everything, okay? Island camping! Sunshine, sea, beach, bikinis!" Wang Yuexin is already looking forward to playing in the sea.

"I'm afraid you won't see any bikinis. The end of May is not the time to enjoy the beach and the sea. Besides, Ningbo is in the plum rain season and the flood season at the end of May, so there will probably be a lot of rainfall." Yu Yu directly poured a bucket of cold water on Wang Yuexin.

"Key point, Mr. Sai has paid attention to weather changes, so you should have already made some preliminary strategies, right?" Cyrus, a die-hard fan of Land Rover, said online, and his expectations can be seen from his words alone.

Yu Yu has been away from home for many years, and it has become a habit for him to do homework before traveling. Cyrus has previously made several special videos to teach everyone how to do homework and what preparations to make before outdoor trips, which is very practical.

"It's already been prepared. Our filming location is likely to be in Zhejiang Province, so the clothing and food will be based on the coastal cities of Zhejiang Province. As for accommodation, since the program team mentioned camping before, it's easy to set up a tent, but you have to pay attention to rainy weather. Camping on the beach is not wise. As for travel, the program team will provide transportation, but since the specific location is unknown, we can only put some suggestions on the itinerary."

Yu Yu quickly wrote a long paragraph and sent it to the group. Then he threw a newly made 110-page PPT with pictures and texts, which even included Excel external links, to give p people a little shock.

However, Yu Yu made these travel plans out of habit. It would be difficult to survive alone in the wild without making these preparations. Of course, it is an eternal truth that plans cannot keep up with changes, so when the plan was interrupted, he would not go crazy but just let it go. Maybe he didn't have much J content.

Su Xing took a breath and said, "? You used to help people make PPTs to earn extra money, right?"

"Yu, you are really awesome. Thumbs up.jpg" Chen Qisheng praised. Not to mention P people, even he, who had always been following his own pace and plan, was shocked.

"With Yuyu here, I can rest assured." Wang Zhengliang also agreed, "I will pack my luggage according to your clothing guide."

"But is it really necessary to bring a thick coat? It's already the end of May and almost June. There's no need." Wang Yuexin expressed her incomprehension.

"It doesn't matter that you are younger and stronger than me. I'm afraid of the cold, so I'll wear it. I'll also go buy a windproof and rainproof jacket." Zhang Yuan said, and opened JD.com with his backhand.

"Hehe, Cyrus made a guide for Ningbo City at the end of May. Hehehe, you can defeat yours in one second and mine in the next. I'll save it and use it as a template in the future." Land Rover sent a funny emoticon.

The seven people said they were meeting at a hotel in Ningbo, but in fact, those who were in the same city had already booked the same flight. Chen Hesheng and Zhang Yuan were traveling from other places because they had some odd jobs, while Wang Yuexin was traveling from Xingcheng because he was planning to buy a new house there, so he had just returned to Xingcheng. The remaining Yu Yu, Su Xing and Lu Hu were traveling together.

Lu Hu went to the bathroom before boarding the plane and came back late. When he arrived, he sat down next to Yu Yu and looked around, but he didn't see Su Xing.

"Yuyu, Allen hasn't come up yet? Why can't I see him? Did he fall into the toilet?"

Yu Yu, who was drinking coffee, almost spit out a mouthful of water. On the other side, Su Xing's accusing voice sounded: "Dude? I'm here, a big living person!"

Lu Hu turned his head in confusion, and saw Su Xing sticking his head out from behind the belly of the huge man on the other side of the aisle.

Only then did he realize that the burly man next to him in the aisle was actually Brother Long, Su Xing's agent. His huge body completely blocked Su Xing, who was lying on the chair, so that when the Land Rover came up, he didn't see him at all.

"Hahaha, Brother Hu, you're going to make me laugh to death. That's why Allen has worked hard for most of his life but is still not as brilliant as our Brother Long." Yu Yu smiled with a worthless look.

Lu Hu also held his belly and said: "I'm sorry Allen, with Brother Long here I really can't see you at all hahahahahaha!"

Su Xing looked at Brother Long, who was smiling, speechlessly: "I told you that my brothers can't live without me and can't live without me in their sight, but you didn't believe me and insisted on squeezing in here to block my communication with them. You have such a bad mind."

Seeing that Brother Long was really going to exchange seats and sit in the empty back row, Yu Yu quickly stopped him: "It's okay, Brother Long, just sit here. Sitting here will make the whole cabin quieter."

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Su Xing kept leaning forward, revealing a look of being devastated, accompanied by Lu Hu's unstoppable laughter.