0713: You who shine in the parallel world
Chapter 24 Yuyu asks Shengge to act in front of a dog
Su Xing's first reaction to Yu Yu's sudden revelation was disbelief, but then the overly disturbing laughter of others made him directly deny this guess in the next second.
Yu Yu couldn't help but laugh: "Allen, I guess you haven't opened your bag since you came back, right?"
Su Xing was slightly stunned, probably thinking of the fact that they both carried the same bag this afternoon, so he blurted out: "Are you on your way to my house?"
"What, you're not welcome? Aren't you happy to run errands for you for free? Let's go for a midnight snack, and we'll go together after the show."
"How could I not welcome it? I welcome it very much. You really like to launch surprise attacks, don't you? You want to create some fun surprises."
"Hey, hey, hey, are you two just dating like this without caring about other people? We're still live streaming." Zhang Yuan couldn't stand it anymore and warned him.
Yu Yu smiled and said, "It's my fault. Don't be jealous. How about I pick you up first, and then go to Su Xing's place to eat and drink together?"
"Forget it, you're going to go around. I'm ready to go to bed and don't want to go out. Don't eat so much at night." Zhang Yuan shook his head.
"So, brothers, why are we connecting tonight?" Chen Qisheng suddenly asked a soul-searching question, "Is it to see Yuyu and Xing for dinner?"
'Hahahahahahaha!'
'Brother Sheng, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!'
The other people almost laughed out of the screen at Chen Xinsheng's words. Su Xing was still able to control his laughter, so he had to stand up and explain to him:
'No, Xiasheng, I know you must have had a few drinks tonight, but do you remember that Huzi mentioned live streaming in our group before? And there is always someone in our team who is responsible for publicity? Of course, Yuyu doesn't have a team. These publicity people found that we were showing signs of becoming popular again, and the platform happened to find Huzi, who also had the intention of organizing it - I suspect that he might have received money but we don't know - anyway, that's it.'
"I didn't say that. Don't talk nonsense." Lu Hu waved his hands and denied it three times, "It's just that 40,000 yuan, the seven of us... "
Lu Hu seemed to have mentioned something that shouldn't be said and gradually shut up automatically. Yu Yu took over and said, "I'm sorry for lowering everyone's average value."
"What are you talking about?" Wang Zhengliang waved his hand, and then he heard Yu Yu's next sentence -
"But I'm going to hand over my salary card to Allen tonight. Thank you for lowering your own value just to raise another person's value."
'?! This is a false accusation! Don't believe it! Don't believe in rumors or spread them. You, a foreigner with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are very bad!'
Wang Yuexin immediately flipped through her phone and said, "Don't try to argue. I still have the chat history that you didn't withdraw."
"The salary was indeed paid today." Chen Qisheng also nodded.
"Ah, this..." Zhang Yuan also stared at Su Xing with contempt.
When Su Xing saw this, he immediately started to make allies: "Yuanyuan, you have to trust me. Look, I'm still wearing your clothes."
"Eh? Yes, this is my T-shirt, why is it with you?"
"Because we slept together that night..." Su Xing blurted out some incredible news.
"Ahem... ahem..."
'Hahahahahaha, do you want to listen to what you are saying!'
Zhang Yuan held his head and yelled: "Ahhh no, listen to my explanation! Ahhhh, don't do this during a live broadcast! I just accidentally dropped it while sleeping at your house!"
"Oh, I understand." Yu Yu immediately nodded in cooperation, but his tone was too subtle, which made Zhang Yuan even more crazy.
'It's not that you don't understand!'
"Yes, I understand."
"So how long did you two sleep for that your collars have collapsed?" Looking at Su Xing's collar, Chen Tansheng once again asked a soul-searching question with an innocent expression.
Yu Yu really couldn't help it this time: "Hahahahahahahaha Brother Sheng, if you really want to ask, just ask more questions. You are my internet mouthpiece."
"What is a mouth replacement? Why should I replace your mouth? Do you like my mouth shape so you want me to be your mouth replacement?" Suddenly, he came across a new word, which touched upon Chen Qisheng's blind spot in knowledge. He leaned closer to the camera in confusion.
The others had completely laughed out of the camera, leaving only the laughter echoing in the live broadcast room.
If Yu Yu hadn't stepped on the brakes in time, he almost ran a red light. He laughed so hard that he fell on the steering wheel, gasping for breath. He even remembered to reach out and give Brother Sheng a thumbs up.
"Brother, you're great, you're awesome, yes, I really like your mouth, so please be my mouth substitute, hahahahahahahahaha!"
Chen Xiansheng doesn’t use the Internet much and doesn’t quite understand Internet slang, but when he saw his brothers were all laughing happily, he laughed along.
Maybe it was because this group of people were very suitable for group crosstalk, so that seven of them talked at the same time, and the live broadcast room was bustling with noise and there was no silence for more than ten minutes.
Unable to bear it any longer, Lu Yitong raised his hand and started to cue the process: "Everyone, brothers, please stop for a moment. I didn't take any money. I did this on my own initiative! Actually, I wrote a little script for our live broadcast and designed the process, but I didn't expect that we haven't gotten to the point in the ten minutes since the live broadcast."
"Ah, have we been talking for ten minutes?" Wang Yuexin felt that it had only been a short while since we started talking, but how come ten minutes had already passed?
"Probably, because my crappy navigation shows that it will take about 25 minutes to reach Suxing Community." Yu Yu also felt that they didn't chat for a long time. How could it take so long when they just came in to say hello?
However, when he glanced at the muted navigation and found that only half of the journey was left, he realized that they were still quite capable of talking.
Yu Yu had been to Su Xing's house several times and had already memorized the general route. He kept the navigation just in case.
"So soon? You left 20 minutes ago, right? Your place is still a little far from me." Su Xing knew how long it would take Yu Yu to drive over. "You can go directly to the basement when you arrive. The security guard in the community probably still remembers you."
"Hahaha, someone is asking Yu Yu how many times a week you go to Su Xing's house so that the security guards know you so well." Zhang Yuan accurately found a useful complaint in the comment section filled with confessions and lewd words.
"You guessed wrong. I don't run very often, not even as often as Yuan Yuan. After all, I don't know how many times the two of them have slept together that their collars have even been sagging. The security guy probably still remembers me just because I have a recognizable appearance." Yu Yu called back with a smile.
Zhang Yuan closed his eyes and choked up: "Stop talking. How can I find a girlfriend if I talk anymore? It's you guys who slander me on the Internet every day and make me lonely till now."
Wang Yuexin's laughter never stopped in the background, and Chen Qisheng also said: "That is indeed quite recognizable. Yu has only come to my house two or three times since he returned to China, but my dog at home would avoid him when he saw him."
"Brother Sheng, you are really good at praising people, haha." Lu Hu was so happy that he completely forgot that he still had to follow the procedures.
Yu Yu thought of Teddy, who was scolded by him because his barking was too disturbing when they first met, and decided to reflect on himself: "Brother, I believe you are praising me. It's my problem that I can't hear it."
"It's the first time I've seen someone quarrel with a dog and win." Chen Xinsheng still remembers the scene at that time, "The teddy bear across the street barked at you, and you actually barked back through the fence. Yuyu, I don't understand what you talked about with that teddy bear that made him hide from you next time he saw you."
"Brother Sheng, you were clearly there. That rude Teddy dog cursed me so rudely!" Yu Yu got angry when he mentioned this. He was walking peacefully when suddenly a dog jumped out from the next yard and barked loudly, which scared him.
But perhaps it was his naturally gentle and elegant voice that rose slightly when he complained, coupled with the closed ambient sound, that gave others the illusion that he was complaining to his eldest brother.
But someone still didn't realize it, and let those blue eyes, which were obscure but too bright under the neon night scene, glanced at the lens with resentment and anger, and continued to complain:
"It's obvious that he's a spoiled brat. He has no moral integrity, let alone money."
Chen Qisheng also felt that this little brother who was spoiled by his brothers was just acting like a spoiled brat and he had evidence. He smiled with his eyes curved, drank some tea, and spoke slowly, sounding like he was coaxing his two children: "So I still don't understand, how can you tell it's scolding you? Is there any trick to this?"
"My goodness, it's shouting so loudly and with such vigor, it would be a waste of its talent if it didn't sing beautifully, so isn't that considered an insult?"
"No, it barks louder because it is scolding you? Then you bark at a dog, and yell until it dares not to bother you next time?" Wang Yuexin interrupted the conversation and found out the truth.
"Yes, if it scolds me, of course I have to scold it back, to prevent it from thinking I'm easy to bully. Look, the effect is very good now, it doesn't think it is my boss, but thinks I am its boss." Yu Yu raised his chin proudly.
'That Teddy is indeed the most aggressive and domineering in the whole neighborhood. He would shout every time someone passed by. The owner never did anything. I was scared by him a few times.'
"Well, I have a plan, Brother Sheng. Next time I go to your place, I will stand in front of it and yell at you. If you are mean to me, I will shut up. If you are mean again, I will run away. Then it will know that you are better than me and that you are the boss."
The clever Yu Yu made an outrageous and morbid suggestion, which made the others who were already trying to hold back their laughter unable to hold back and burst out laughing.
Yu Yu and Teddy quarreled and won, which was 100% funny. Yu Yu asked Chen Tansheng to act in front of a dog and made him so fierce that he shut his mic and ran away, and then he was crowned the dog king, which was 1000% funny.
Amid the laughter of the crowd, Chen Xinsheng smiled and whispered something, but the voice was too vague in the chaos of laughter and no one could hear it clearly.
Later, some sisters with microscopes watched the live broadcast video over and over again, and vaguely made out a sentence by comparing the lip shapes that made the CP fans explode on the spot - they couldn't bear to let it go.
Of course, that sentence was largely influenced by fans’ filters and imagination. He probably didn’t even remember what he actually said. After all, the tea drinking buff and the word forgetting buff had already been stacked up, and even Yu Yu didn’t notice that Brother Sheng had said anything.
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