0713: You who shine in the parallel world
Chapter 178: The Assassin's Steady Performance
Everyone was very happy after catching the fish, and when they were arranged by the program crew to sit in a row, they were still talking about what happened during fishing.
As the person who caught the biggest fish, Wang Zhengliang was teased by his brothers that being old has its advantages, because at least fish know how to respect the old and love the young.
When he was fishing with a fishing net, he caught two fish. After taking over Yu Yu's fishing rod, he caught another one. Lu Hu was undoubtedly the winner of fishing tonight. Even he himself smiled and said that the big yellow croakers here liked him very much. When they saw him, they rushed into his arms without hesitation.
"Of course, the fish likes you." Su Xing stretched out his hand and pinched Yu Yu's shoulder, as if he meant something else, but he did not expose the fact that Yu Yu had just handed the fish that was about to be caught to Lu Hu to cheer him up.
Zhang Yuan was a little dissatisfied with what he said: "Why can't the fish like me? I've been standing there with my butt sticking up for so long."
"Maybe it's worried that the fish you catch will be fed directly into the cat's stomach. Isn't there a cat squatting next to you waiting for you to catch the fish?" Yu Yu seemed to be comforting Zhang Yuan, but in fact she was teasing Su Xing.
Su Xing, who refused to be molded by a beautiful cat, frowned in disdain: "First of all, I didn't see any cats in the hut when I was sitting next to it enjoying the night breeze. Secondly, cats don't eat all kinds of fish. They are very picky. For example, they will eat some fish that are too cunning, jumpy, and slippery to catch."
Although Yu Yu's name was not mentioned, everyone else knew that Su Xing was teasing Yu Yu. But then again, the fish content in this issue was indeed a bit high, whether it was swimming in the sea or running on land. If Yu Yu hadn't helped Chen Qiansheng and Zhang Yuan to spread a handful of bait later, they would probably have had to stand in the night wind for a long time with this group of fish that didn't bite the hook.
"So cats prefer to play with birds, right?" Wang Zhengliang looked at Su Xing and Zhang Yuan with a smile. Maybe he temporarily forgot that in the eyes of some fans, he is also a kind of bird.
"After all, birds are furry and fish have scales that will hurt your teeth?" Yu Yu leaned forward and looked at Wang Zhengliang who was sitting next to the Land Rover.
The brothers' laughter became more and more outrageous, and Zhang Yuan had a speechless expression in contrast. These people, one by one, would make innuendos to ruin his reputation whenever they had the chance.
After laughing for a while, Zhao Hao introduced the local new agricultural development according to the procedure, and they naturally talked about the live broadcast of local specialty agricultural products. Lu Hu mentioned a live broadcast of opening clams that he liked to watch recently. This kind of live broadcast is like a blind box draw. Before the clams are opened, no one knows how many pearls are hidden in the shells, which makes people more and more addicted.
The guys had never driven a Clamshell before, but were intrigued by the Land Rover and asked Zhao Hao to help arrange it on the spot.
Zhao Hao discussed with the business affairs for a while and said that the arrangement could be made, as the sponsor was very generous, but they needed to do some product placement and small games.
Ad placement is simple. The seven of them have first-rate professional skills and can make the placement either hard or soft. As for the mini-game, they are old acquaintances too, and they can perform the word-connecting game very well.
The first proposition Zhao Hao gave was that they finally formed a group and received an invitation to perform at the Spring Festival Gala.
When the brothers, especially Zhang Yuan, heard the word "Spring Festival Gala", their little eyes immediately lit up. That was the Spring Festival Gala!
Even though the Spring Festival Gala in recent years has been getting worse and worse in the eyes of the audience, every Chinese New Year, netizens who say they hate it but act honestly will involuntarily turn on the TV and complain on Big Eyes while watching the show. Sometimes the netizens' complaints are even more exciting than the skits on the Spring Festival Gala.
Even if they dislike it, they will still watch it. This is the special feeling that Chinese people have towards the Chinese New Year and the Spring Festival Gala. As an artist from China, it is undoubtedly a great honor to be able to perform on the Spring Festival Gala stage.
Su Xing immediately turned to look at Wang Yuexin who was leading the group and waved to him, signaling him to get off to a good start.
Yu Yu did not spend his childhood in Porcelain Country, so he was not obsessed with the Porcelain Country Spring Festival Gala, but this was the wish of his good brothers, so of course he was happy to cooperate. What's more, he had also participated in such a planet-level official gala in his previous life, and he could understand the artists' desire for such a palace, so he also looked at Wang Yuexin beside him.
Wang Yuexin burst into laughter, but she also crossed her arms to pretend to be reserved: "That's simply..."
He looked at Yu Yu with a smile.
Yu Yu was just about to take the call when three words suddenly came from the end of the team: "Impossible."
?
The next moment, Yu Yu and Wang Yuexin laughed so hard that they fell into each other's arms, Zhang Yuan and Wang Zhengliang shrank in their chairs with laughter, and Lu Hu stood up and walked to the last person, Chen Tansheng, to high-five him.
Chen Hesheng couldn't help laughing, and after high-fiving Lu Hu, he high-fived Su Xing. It must be said that he and Su Xing had the same idea, and Su Xing actually wanted to do the same, but Chen Hesheng got there first.
"Chen Xiansheng, ah ah ah, I will fight you!!!" Zhang Yuan, whose beautiful dream was shattered, was furious. He could not help but hit Chen Xiansheng's thigh. He pulled him several times before returning to his position. "Shut up, you are the last one, and it's not your turn to speak yet!"
"Everyone should have some dreams, okay? Don't end it in the second sentence." Wang Yuexin said, feeling speechless about the champion brother who blocked people with just one sentence.
The previous one doesn’t count, let’s start over. After Wang Yuexin said “that’s simply”, Yu Yu gave the three words “represents”.
Lu Hu thought for a moment and looked at Wang Zhengliang: "Brothers..."
"Indeed!" Wang Zhengliang handed the follow-up of the praise to Zhang Yuan.
Zhang Yuan raised his head proudly: "Strength and..."
Su Xing was still thinking about the words when Chen Xinsheng whispered three words into his ear: "Paranoia?"
The brothers were stabbed by the three-word mantra of the assassin again and began to wail. Zhang Yuan covered his ears and couldn't help but walk around the field. If the water temperature was not suitable for him and he was cold, he might want to jump into the sea and swim back.
Yu Yu thinks that Chen Qisheng may not really have an obsession with the Spring Festival Gala, otherwise why would he say "impossible" and "delusional" all the time? 圍笑.jpg.
Chen Qisheng shook hands with Su Xing again. To express his apology, he took the initiative to ask for a fresh start. This time he was absolutely serious.
So, the words "That simply shows that we brothers are indeed capable" came to Su Xing's mouth again.
Su Xing has already started laughing: "A little bit..."
"Paranoia."
Guan Ya and others ended the dream one after the other almost without any pause and diagnosed everyone as having delusional disorder on the spot.
This sentence is indeed fluent. If they themselves think that there is nothing wrong with it, then they are just suffering from delusional disorder. Then Zhao Hao also thinks that there is nothing wrong with it, so they have passed this question.
The second question was about local specialties, which was also a soft implantation promotion for the local area, so the brothers cooperated very well and told us what they saw and heard this afternoon -
Wang Yuexin: “Found it.”
Yu Yu: “Here it is.”
Land Rover: "Big white goose."
Wang Zhengliang: “And that.”
Zhang Yuan: "Delicious."
Su Xing: "Valuable."
The six people all looked at Chen Xiansheng. They had already prepared for Brother Sheng, just like they prepared for Wang Yuexin the three words "hot dry noodles" in "Happy Start Again". They were waiting for Chen Xiansheng to test him with a doubtful tone: "Big yellow croaker?"
"That's right, Xiansheng, we've already fed it to your mouth. This big yellow croaker is prepared for you. From now on, all you have to do is just say big yellow croaker." Su Xing and Chen Xiansheng high-fived each other for the umpteenth time tonight.
But Chen Qiansheng agreed at this time, and instantly forgot the hard advertising lines in the next question. When Su Xing put the three words "delicious" to Chen Qiansheng's mouth in the next question, he thought for a long time and gave three words, "and drinks."
Hiss, Yu Yu took a breath. What time is it now? Has his elder brother already started thinking about midnight snack and tea?
In the face of Su Xing's speechless and amusing questioning, Chen Tansheng tried to explain that he forgot the three words "yellow croaker" because he heard that if there is food, there must be something delicious to drink.
But the more he explained, the more anxious Su Xing became. He stamped his feet and said that you don't have to think too much, you only need to be responsible for talking about yellow croaker. He finally came up with a joke for Chen Qiansheng, but it was directly broken by Chen Qiansheng who just wanted to drink tea. Who can he complain to?
Before, when Chen Xinsheng took over the gag of the Spring Festival Gala, he thought that the two of them worked well together, and Chen Xinsheng's ending was the finishing touch. Now he probably has the same idea as Zhang Yuan - who made Chen Xinsheng sit at the end! Really... Oh, it seems to be Su Xing himself, that's fine, it's what he deserves.
After being pranked by Chen Qiesheng, Su Xing decided to come up with one himself. He didn't believe that the Assassin could still perform stably on this topic: "Let me think of one. If this program goes abroad in the future..."
"Then can we go watch Q God's concert?" Wang Yuexin was instantly happy, and smiled slyly with the back of her hand covering her mouth, "It would be a big production to use the venue of Q God's concert."
If he could really get a chance to see Q God live... Zhao Hao had already started fantasizing. No, stop. The budget is not enough. Even if he could use the venue, he would still need to negotiate with the venue. If it involves concert footage that needs to be broadcasted on the show for commercial use, he would still have to pay. No, no, he really can't afford it.
"After the concert, we can go directly to Yu Yu's island..." The smile on Lu Hu's mouth became more and more unrestrained.
Zhang Yuan couldn't help but start fantasizing: "Take a look at the legendary big house, experience the life of a young master, and lie down on the beach with a beach chair..."
Lu Hu put one hand on the back of the chair and said to Zhang Yuan in a pretentious and overly elegant and somewhat artificial and funny broadcasting voice, "Oh, isn't this my dear Master Zhang? Are you here for vacation too? I was worried that it would be a bit lonely to be alone on a big yacht."
"That's right, my dear Master Lu. I was delayed for a while this morning in choosing a private jet for travel. I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long." Zhang Yuan, who began to share the brain with Lu Hu, also spoke in a pretentious tone that he had learned from somewhere.
The three people from Hai Shang Hua were also laughing, but their smiles were meaningful as they stared at Yu Yu. Others might think that they were teasing Yu Yu, who really had a mine at home, but in fact only they and Yu Yu understood the true meaning of their smiles.
It’s hard to say about other superstars’ concerts, but if they want to get in on Q God’s act, I guess they can afford it.
Of course, the current situation was just a minor incident for Yu Yu, a shameless and fun-loving person. He could still continue to play dumb with the three people from Shanghai Flower. They hadn't revealed their cards to him yet, so he could just keep pretending. He wouldn't tell them unless they asked him, and he would be surprised if they asked him.
"Yuexin, you have to make a good start here." Wang Zhengliang instructed Wang Yuexin.
"That's right, concert, private island, private jet, it all depends on you." Zhang Yuan nodded repeatedly.
"Yuexin, come here, come here!" Land Rover made another strange sound similar to "retreat, retreat, retreat".
Wang Yuexin cleared her throat, trying to act serious, but the corners of her mouth were harder to suppress than AK: "If this program goes abroad in the future, then I will..."
The microphone was given to Yu Yu.
Lu Hu and Zhang Yuan immediately looked at him, and Su Xing was still teasing on the side: "Yu Shao, it depends on your sincerity to your brothers."
As we all know, Yu Yu has always been generous to his brothers: "Learn English."
"?" Lu Hu looked at Yu Yu with a puzzled look. No, you want him to learn English now?
Zhang Yuan speechlessly made a gesture of throwing something: "What are you talking about? Do you need to learn it?"
"But when we go out, we have to learn some common expressions, right?" Yu Yu spread his hands.
"With you and Allen, we don't even need translation software!" Wang Yue laughed angrily, "Let's do it again. I want a concert!"
"I want the island!" Land Rover shouted.
"I want to go on vacation!" Zhang Yuan followed closely.
"Okay, then come again." Yu Yu reluctantly said.
Wang Yuexin crossed her arms and started again: "Then I will."
Under his threatening gaze, Yu Yu smiled and said the three words he wanted to hear: "Go out and see."
Lu Hu answered immediately: "Concert."
Wang Zhengliang always spoiled his children: "Go on."
"On the small island!" Zhang Yuan was happy.
Su Xing was very disgusted with Zhang Yuan's words. He was thinking about how to respond while thinking about how to make Chen Tansheng transition. In the end, he chose: "After the vacation."
"After the vacation?" Chen Tansheng was a little confused as to why Su Xing answered like that, so Su Xing helped him to repeat it.
"Then I'll go out to see the concert, and then go on vacation to the island..." Su Xing made a gesture of invitation, and the other brothers also looked at him, waiting for him to send everyone home successfully.
Chen Xinsheng looked at his brothers' expectant eyes and said without hesitation, "I'm awake from my dream."
...?
"Chen Xinsen, I'm going to fight you. Chen Xinsen, don't let anyone stop me. I'm going to fight you!" Zhang Yuan was completely crazy.
"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Yu Yu laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. Big brother is worthy of being big brother. Thanks to him for protecting Yu Yu's wallet that might be spent.
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